Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts - Fart Book For Kids: Fart Book: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Volume 1 Part 1- New & Enhanced Version Color Illustrations & Audiobook

By El Ninjo

This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Ele

• Language: English
• Publisher: Inge Baum
• Release date: Sep 15, 2014
• ISBN: 9781635017304

El Ninjo

El Ninjo, the bottom burping puppy, is not only the author, but he is also the star character of a series called the fart book. He has given young and old a platform to LOL when it comes to the embarrassing subject of farts because he not only shows the fun aspect of it, but reminds his readers that farts also have a very healthy aspect and do benefit the farter. Kids also love to learn from the funny & farty puppy El Ninjo about manners & etiquette because there is no better way of learning about these social concepts than the El Ninjo way!

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Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts

FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger!

Volume 1 – Part 1

New Version Includes Audiobook & Color Pictures

By EL NINJO

© Copyright 2013 by El Ninjo, FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 1 & Part 2

All rights reserved worldwide. No part of this book can be reproduced or distributed in any way without written permission of the author.

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Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at these funny stories!

Your kids will learn some very valuable lessons about life at the same time!

Listening to these tooting fart stories, your kids will smile and laugh about farts. At the same time your kids will become fart smart the true Einstein way!

This is how Einstein would have taught his kids about the gravity of farts:)

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Here is what readers are saying about the farty air ripping and bottom burping ways of Timmie Guzzmann’s dog El Ninjo:

Funny story, cute kid jokes!

5 out of 5 stars By A. Christie

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I got this for my niece, who splits her likes between boy & girl genres. She loved it! I adore hearing her giggles when I read to her. This is a good kid's book for the 5-10 year old age group. Good illustrations, very cute. Your kids will enjoy it!

Fart books are always funny

5 out of 5 stars By Amy Truesdale

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I read this book to my niece and she was dying of laughter. I love how the book is fun yet educational in regards to the African safari. I would recommend this book if you want something funny, entertaining, and educational for kids.

Fart Away.... But Far Away!

4.0 out of 5 stars By Doc Rick

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You know what they say beans, beans the magical fruit..... Being a young boy I can appreciate the fun we all had making fart sounds. Combining fun and education always works for kids!

Fart books seem to be the rage

4.0 out of 5 stars By PatriciaT

If you are a boy and like African adventures as well as anything to do with farts you will love this book! There are lots of educational facts about the animals that are included which makes it a funny educational book!

Ideal kids book for travelling

4.0 out of 5 stars By PeterC

This book is aimed squarely at it's audience of kids (boys i would think) who enjoy laughing at gross subjects (farting) mostly. Takes a bit of time to get used to the font, but this does not detract from the tale of this traveling dog!

The Wake Upper Pooper

Some people call me fart puppy and run away when I come along. My family members still support my natural smelly talent and call me lovely names like the butt whistler.

I guess that I am a natural talent. It probably has something to do with my genes. I am born like this, and I remember that my first significant explosion happened right after I saw the light of day.

I am just happy that my family has accepted the way that I am expressing myself, and this is all I care about.

I am not saying that I am the best and most genius fart blower out there, and I know for a fact that I am far from the master league. There are other puppys out there that are the true maestros in farting.

These puppies are what I call the one puppy orchestra, and you can pretty much compare their sound and smell to an unbearably loud and gasifying explosion.

I guess these kinds of puppys are seriously starting to scare off not only the people around them in the society but also their own family members.

I am more of the less extreme puppy farter, but I still enjoy my out of this world natural talent for the more classic and traditional types of smelly and vapor type cloud shots.

Yes, if I do not approve of weird stuff going on around me, I will shoot my gas at everything around me.

In the morning, I like to get started with the most straightforward and easy to follow classic gas shot that goes straight into Mom's nose as she lifts up my cover and tries to get me out of my sleeping basket.

In my book, this is the easiest move and even the more clumsy puppys can do the wake upper pooper.

Heck, no matter if you are a super natural talent like me or just a beginner there is not much to it. Just copy this straight upward fart also called the wake upper pooper and place it straight into your Mom's face.

I have branded this one with the name the wake upper pooper because it is not the usual dry fart cloud.

No, the real wake upper pooper is one that has lots of potential, and you can produce this hot steamy bean stinking pooper cloud by eating some beans before going to sleep.

I mean it! Beans are the success ingredient for the wake upper pooper, and they always do the trick to get an extra steamy and poopy result.

All you have to do in order to make this poopy upward shot perfectly is the following:

Step 1:

For an extreme and steamy effect: eat some beans before bedtime.

Step 2:

Next, get on your front feet and try to inhale as much air as you