Chronicles of Devon: Kerrigan Memoirs, #1
By W.J. May
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What comes after happily ever after…?
On paper, Devon Wardell has everything he ever wanted. The girl of his dreams, the job he trained for, the family he never hoped he could have. So why is everything starting to unravel?
After rescuing the city of London and pulling back the supernatural community from the brink of destruction, the famous friends had hoped to settle into their normal routine. Vivian is gone, the secret is protected, and despite the perpetual chaos that's hounded them since Guilder, each one has survived to fight another day. But a new threat is always on the horizon, and the agents of the Privy Council can never stay idle for long.
Torn between the dangers at work and the stresses at home, Devon finds himself struggling to keep his head above water. With his wife away on assignment and a series of dark coincidences piling up in London, he finds himself wondering if there are darker forces at play.
When you're born with a tatù, is there such a thing as normal? How does one manage to be a father and a superhero at the same time? Every day the stakes are getting higher.
How long before that delicate balance finally breaks?
Kerrigan Memoirs
The Chronicles of Devon
The Chronicles of Angel
The Chronicles of Julian
The Chronicles of Molly
The Chronicles of Gabriel
The Chronicles of Rae
READ THE WHOLE SERIES:
Prequel Series:
Christmas Before the Magic
Question the Darkness
Into the Darkness
Fight the Darkness
Alone in the Darkness
Lost in Darkness
The Chronicles of Kerrigan Series
Rae of Hope
Dark Nebula
House of Cards
Royal Tea
Under Fire
End in Sight
Hidden Darkness
Twisted Together
Mark of Fate
Strength & Power
Last One Standing
Rae of Light
The Chronicles of Kerrigan Sequel
A Matter of Time
Time Piece
Second Chance
Glitch in Time
Our Time
Precious Time
The Chronicles of Kerrigan: Gabriel
Living in the Past
Present for Today
Staring at the Future
Kerrigan Chronicles
Stopping Time
A Passage of Time
Ticking Clock
Secrets in Time
Time in the City
Ultimate Future
Kerrigan Kids
Book 1 - School of Potential
Book 2 - Myths & Magic
Book 3 - Kith & Kin
Book 4 - Playing With Power
Book 5 - Line of Ancestry
Book 6 - Descent of Hope
Book 7 – Illusion of Shadows
Book 8 – Frozen by the Future
Book 9 – Guilt of My Past
Book 10 – Demise of Magic
Book 11- Rise of the Prophecy
Book 12 – Deafened by the Past
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Kerrigan Memoirs Series
Graphical user interface, website Description automatically generatedThe Chronicles of:
Devon
Angel
Julian
Molly
Gabriel
Rae
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Christmas Before the Magic
Question the Darkness
Into the Darkness
Fight the Darkness
Alone in the Darkness
Lost the Darkness
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Book IV - Royal Tea
Book V - Under Fire
Book VI - End in Sight
Book VII – Hidden Darkness
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Book IX – Mark of Fate
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Book XI – Last One Standing
Book XII – Rae of Light
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Matter of Time
Time Piece
Second Chance
Glitch in Time
Our Time
Precious Time
The Chronicles of Kerrigan: Gabriel
Living in the Past
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A picture containing timeline Description automatically generatedBook 1 – Stopping Time
Book 2 – A Passage of Time
Book 3 – Ticking Clock
Book 4 – Just in Time
Book 5 – Time in the City
Book 6 – Ultimate Future
The Kerrigan Kids Series
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Book 2 - Myths & Magic
Book 3 - Kith & Kin
Book 4 - Playing With Power
Book 5 - Line of Ancestry
Book 6 - Descent of Hope
Book 7 – Illusion of Shadows
Book 8 – Frozen by the Future
Book 9 – Guilt of My Past
Book 10 – Demise of Magic
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Book 12 – Deafened by the Past
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Text Description automatically generated with low confidenceWHAT COMES after happily ever after...?
On paper, Devon Wardell has everything he ever wanted. The girl of his dreams, the job he trained for, the family he never hoped he could have. So why is everything starting to unravel?
After rescuing the city of London and pulling back the supernatural community from the brink of destruction, the famous friends had hoped to settle into their normal routine. Vivian is gone, the secret is protected, and despite the perpetual chaos that’s hounded them since Guilder, each one has survived to fight another day. But a new threat is always on the horizon, and the agents of the Privy Council can never stay idle for long.
Torn between the dangers at work and the stresses at home, Devon finds himself struggling to keep his head above water. With his wife away on assignment and a series of dark coincidences piling up in London, he finds himself wondering if there are darker forces at play.
When you’re born with a tatù, is there such a thing as normal? How does one manage to be a father and a superhero at the same time? Every day the stakes are getting higher.
How long before that delicate balance finally breaks?
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Kerrigan Memoirs Series
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The Chronicles of Kerrigan: Gabriel
Kerrigan Chronicles
The Kerrigan Kids Series
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Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
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An explosion ripped apart the sky as a motorcycle burst onto the street.
There was no way to tell where it was coming from, no way to tell where it was going. The only thing that registered was the speed. It was a speed that was advertised, but never encouraged. A speed that would surely have killed anyone who happened across it, but the sun had gone down an hour before and there was no one within miles of the deserted London street.
A shadow flickered across the biker’s helmet. He turned his head a quarter of an inch.
The streets themselves were deserted, but the same didn’t apply to the sky. A man was running along the rooftops, jumping from building to building. He was gaining on the bike.
An engine revved and the pair shot forward, propelled with the same impossible momentum as the city flew past in a blur. Street lamps’ glow streaked like rain across the helmet. The rooftop man was nothing but shadow, dark hair whipping behind him in the breeze.
There was a fork in the road, approaching fast. The man on the bike twisted an arm behind him, extending two fingers, and the pair veered suddenly to the right. A shower of sparks flew off the motorcycle. The man on the roof leapt into the air, landing on the other side of the street.
Somewhere in the distance, a bell was chiming. A new sense of urgency took hold and they pushed themselves even faster, streaking with a roar and a whisper through the starless night.
A little farther...just a little farther...
The silhouette of a woman appeared in the road. There was a screech of tires as the motorcycle slid to a dangerous stop in front of her, blowing her hair back in a windswept cloud.
She popped a bubble of chewing gum, then glanced at her watch.
...fifty-two.
The momentum vanished on a dime as the biker yanked off his helmet with a curse. Waves of onyx hair framed a face that was both lovely and furious, those dark eyes fixed upon his wife.
"Come on—seriously?! he cried.
That’s more than ten seconds off—"
A man landed on the sidewalk beside him, touching his fingers to the pavement before lifting gracefully to his feet. The imprint of a fox burned on his forearm, a warning of overuse.
What was it?
he asked breathlessly.
Don’t tell him,
the psychic warned. At the same time, the woman tossed back her ivory hair with a gloating, Fifty-two.
There was a moment of silence. Then—
Are you KIDDING me?!
Julian dropped the helmet to the sidewalk, rubbing the sides of his eyes. "That’s why you shouldn’t tell him..."
How did you not see that coming?
Devon accused, shoving his partner into the bike. We could have feigned injury, started again. We could have started the fire ourselves!
Angel glanced down at her nails, trying to control her expression. You could always ask me and Gabriel to show you how it’s done...
The men shot her a rather dangerous look, and she stopped talking.
Maybe if we made the turn sooner—
Julian began.
"Why don’t you know? Devon insisted.
I thought you were—"
They’re making me wear an inhibitor.
The psychic lifted the chain around his neck. Said that until we break the barrier, it’s cheating to do it any other way.
Devon threw up his hands with another breathtaking profanity, while Angel laughed softly.
Do you want to do it again?
she asked, fighting the urge to say something like fourth time’s the charm. Maybe this time, I could ride the bike—
Where is everyone?
Devon interrupted suddenly. They’d usually be here by now, slow-clapping, making me want to set myself on fire.
The trio glanced around the deserted buildings, then Julian took off the inhibitor and his eyes flashed white. He drifted into the future for a split second before going pale as a sheet.
...oh, shit.
WHILE THE FRIENDS WOULD never know it, they actually made better time racing back across London than on the training course. Especially considering the countless obstacles in their way.
Just run him down,
Devon commanded, barely flinching as Angel swerved wildly to avoid decapitating a street vendor. Julian already foresaw that we won’t kill anybody.
I said nothing of maiming,
the psychic chimed in from the backseat, arms pinned behind his back as he struggled to remove the heavy motorcycle jacket. "She doesn’t have to slow down, but she does have to swerve. Don’t you dare encourage her to do otherwise!"
It was a testament to both men’s frazzled state of mind that the retired assassin was the one driving in the first place. Devon had sworn never to climb into a car with her years ago, and Julian tolerated it only because she’d specifically written such a thing into their vows. When she careened around a fountain, tilting the car on its side, they both grabbed the ceiling with a simultaneous shout.
Everyone all right back there?
she called airily, flashing a sweet smile at the tourists gawking on the other side of the street. Look, honey—you pulled yourself free!
Julian glared shakily from the backseat, still clutching at the chrome, while Devon crossed himself in a gesture his mother used to make when he tried sneaking out of the house.
This is why people hate you,
he said darkly. This is why you’re a societal menace, who’d be better off locked away in some—
This is why you got fifty-two.
A dangerous silence filled the car, broken only by Julian’s nervous—
I found parking.
The second the car stopped moving, the three friends leapt onto the sidewalk and dashed up a shaded lane towards a little school nestled amongst the trees. Even through the closed doors they heard the drone of children’s voices, punctuated with occasional bursts of laughter and a spattering of applause. They paused on the steps, giving each other a cursory check.
Julian removed a piece of ash from his hair. Devon pocketed the inhibitor, while Angel flipped his collar to hide a stain of blood. Then they eased open the door and slipped inside—
—only to immediately freeze upon entering.
When Devon’s seven-year-old daughter had raced home from school one day, gushing about the upcoming play, he’d imagined it to be something a little closer to what he’d grown up with himself. A mismatched flurry of felt costumes, stitched alongside mothers’ late-night tears, parading on stage whilst the audience slowly choked on the steam of a dozen casseroles and Shel Silverstein.
...this was something different.
Despite having been trained to assess and analyze myriad situations, this one was throwing him. It might have been the taffeta. It might have been the life-size pears.
The trio tilted their heads as a live parakeet careened across the stage.
...run.
He ignored his first instinct and went with his second, scanning the seats until he found a head of dark hair. His wife was sitting next to Molly in the front row, tuning out the general chaos while the rest of the auditorium slipped into a psychedelic trance. It didn’t seem possible that she could have noticed the late arrival, but she turned ever so slightly and flashed an arctic glare.
Angel nudged him with a little grin. Looks like someone will be setting you on fire after all.
...seriously, run.
Fortunately, a group of slightly less-volatile people was sitting closer to the back. The trio shared a quick glance, then eased down the aisle to join them.
Please tell me you were late, too.
Devon slipped into the chair beside Luke, still feeling his wife’s punishing gaze.
Are you kidding? Molly would have killed me.
Luke handed him a program, then fixed him and Julian with the same expectant look. Well?
Neither one could answer. It was Angel who did the honors.
...fifty-two.
There was a look of surprise, followed by a burst of muffled laughter that was lost amidst the commotion. Julian glared daggers at the seat in front of him. Devon was grinding his teeth.
You know,
Luke gasped when he finally resurfaced for air, I think your dad once did that course in thirty-seven.
Thirty-four, actually.
And what’s your best time, Fodder?
Devon swatted him silent with the program when he started laughing again. Anytime you’d like to—
Be quiet, both of you,
Gabriel muttered, eyes glued to the stage. We’re coming to the best part.
For the first time since sitting down, the friends turned their eyes to the stage. It had hardly been a conscious decision, but most of them had been avoiding looking at it straight on. It appeared the show was reaching some kind of climax. A small mob of children had gathered in the center as the desiccated husk of an organist swelled into song.
A curse upon the proletariat! We’ll tear these laborers apart!
Gabriel leaned forward intently, mouthing the words.
Devon glanced at his program with a frown. What the...?! What is this—
Shh!
The friends might have missed the first act, but that had little bearing on the rest of the performance. What the show lacked in discernable plot it made up for in wild imagistic metaphors and a slightly aggressive style of dance. Halfway through a musical interlude, when a pint-sized newsboy crab-walked up the aisle demanding alms, Devon found himself emptying his pockets.
Jason was lying motionless on the floor with a pair of chopsticks poking out of his hair.
Lily was in the chorus, dressed as a turnip.
As things continued to spiral Devon glanced several times at the program, but found little guidance in the drawings. But the billing didn’t surprise him. Nor was he at all surprised when his daughter dragged a birdcage full of sock-puppets to the middle of the stage.
He was slightly more surprised when she set the cage on fire.
By the time a teacher ran out with an extinguisher, looking ten years older than she’d been at the beginning of term, the sordid tale had finally reached an end. Aria and Benji launched into a feral operatic duet while the rest of the class nodded gravely behind them, then the same newsboy swept up the ashes as half the remaining children fell to their knees and spontaneously wept.
At the last possible moment Aria pulled a candied dove from her pocket, which fell to the floor with an unceremonious plop.
Then all was quiet.
...run?
There was a moment of silence, then the friends pushed collectively to their feet.
The applause was deafening. The children couldn’t be happier. The teacher nearly fainted backstage and the ancient organist shuffled to her aid.
What the hell just happened?
Devon asked, lifting his hands in applause as his daughter beamed back at him, waving furiously from onstage.
Julian was clapping beside him with a fixed expression. Just smile.
I’M TELLING YOU...WE should have called a priest.
Devon and Gabriel were standing in the back of the lobby, trying to avoid the refreshments and over-effusive parents whilst