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Obviously, Aliens
Obviously, Aliens
Obviously, Aliens
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Obviously, Aliens

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What happens when Dana drinks the wrong soda on her way to Spokane? Before she knows it, she, Jay and an alien collective are sharing the same body. Jay’s boyfriend, Adam, wants him back at any cost, and Dana just wants to find a new body for Jay and the aliens so she can get to Spokane and pitch her new line of Doge of the Month models to Rainbow Daydreams.

To do that and stop the bad guys, they’ll have to embark on a wild and hilarious road trip where they’ll meet up with even more aliens, the clone of Dana’s dead rock star dad, evil plumbing executives and their minions, government agents and talking corgis. Will Dana manage to get Jay and his companions out of her head, sell her Doge designs and maybe meet a decent boyfriend? Can Adam turn his skills as a thief and a hit man into a force for good and settle down with Jay and the collective? Will the aliens be able to rebuild their lives on Earth? Hop in and ride along to find the answers to these questions and more!

“Do you want a comic SF novel with fun characters, a breezy pace and plot, and a lot of heart tht reads quickly and humorously? Then Goloboy’s step into fiction (and novel length fiction at that) is for you.” Paul Weimer, Nerds of a Feather

"Goloboy takes us on a delightful, madcap adventure full of fights, heists, schemes, riffs on pop culture, love, moments of self-discovery, and one of the most unconventional found families I've had the joy to encounter. You'll never look at Queen Elizabeth's corgis the same way again. Fans of Valerie Valdes' "Eva Innocente" books and Catherine Valente's "Space Opera" will love this too." - John Appel, author of ASSASSIN'S ORBIT

"OBVIOUSLY, ALIENS is zippy, clever, and full of hilarious surprises, with a warm heart and an edge as sharp as cut glass — or the perfect meme.”
- Karen Osborne, author of ARCHITECTS OF MEMORY and ENGINES OF OBLIVION

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Release dateNov 1, 2021
ISBN9781734360332
Obviously, Aliens
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Jennie Goloboy

Jennie Goloboy has appeared in Apex Magazine, with a forthcoming short story in Fantasy & Science Fiction. She’s self-published a novel and shorter fiction under her pen name, Nora Fleischer. She's also written about early American history, including a monograph based on her dissertation. She lives in Minneapolis, MN, with her husband and two children, and works as a literary agent.

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