Utopia’s Pirates: A Satire

By Victor Sasson

Utopia’s Pirates satirizes the founders and agents of Political Zionism and the deceptive and violent means they employed in establishing their militant Rat Utopia in the Holy Land. The process involved illegal immigration, smuggling of arms, bombings, kidnapping, sabotage, and massacres - all culminating in driving the British out of the land and forcing the indigenous inhabitants to flee for their lives. What was finally achieved has been falsely paraded as the only democracy in the Middle East, when in fact it is the only apartheid state in the region.
Will this sham Utopia last for a thousand years?
Utopia’s Pirates is a satire about Zionist terrorism, interspersed with propaganda slogans, humorous verses, and lines taken from recognisable songs.

• Language: English
• Publisher: iUniverse
• Release date: Jul 8, 2021
• ISBN: 9781663222565

Victor Sasson

Victor Sasson grew up in Baghdad. He is British-educated, with degrees from the University of London, and a Ph.D. from New York University. A biblical scholar, specialist in Hebrew and Aramaic Epigraphy, he has also published fiction, no-fiction, and poetry. His three verse plays, Shylock of Venice, King Caliban, and Elijah the Tishbite, were published in 2012, 2013, and 2018, respectively.

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ISBN: 978-1-6632-2257-2 (sc)

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iUniverse rev. date: 06/28/2021

BY VICTOR SASSON

Novels:

Destined to Die

Confessions of a Sheep for Slaughter

Dr. Bush and Mr. Hide

King Jehoash and the Mystery of the Temple of Solomon Inscription

The Second Coming

Utopia’s Pirates

Plays:

The Marriage of Maggie and Ronnie

Shylock of Venice

King Caliban

Elijah the Tishbite

Poetry:

Collected Poems

Non-Fiction:

Essays from Occupied Holy Land

Memoirs of a Baghdad Childhood

Contents

Preface

1. A Lament that Rats have had the Misfortune of

not Being Domesticated, Loved and Fondled

2. Utopia in Brazil, Argentina, or Uganda?

3. Theo Taps Roth for Funds to Purchase Land

4. A Cultural Base or Wait for The Messiah?

5. A Congress is Formed

6. Doctor Wisecrack’s Explosive Discovery

7. The Pilfer Declaration

8. A Cleric Denounces the Rat Invasion

9. An Irregular Captain

10. A Cache of Smuggled Arms at a Rat Hotel

11. Stern, Sham, and Beg – Terrorists on the Run

12. The Stern Gangsters

13. An Old Ship called Patria

14. Jabo’s Return and Talk of a Female Goebbels

15. A Cargo Ship Called Leopold II

16. Nights of the Bridges and Nights of the Railways

17. Meet the Female Goebbels

18. Operation Agatha

19. A Chancellor Makes a Point

20. A Raid on a Colonial Base at Sarafand

21. Colonial Hostages

22. A Mix of Cossacks, Khazars, and Tartars

23. An Assassination in Cairo

24. A Scientist Makes a Statement

25. Captain Morton’s Catch

26. An Assault on the Acre Prison

27. Two Colonial Sergeants

28. King David Hotel

29. Plan Delta

30. The Colonial Lord Withdraws, and a Partition Proposal by The United Nitwits

31. A Count that Doesn’t count, and Conscientious Assassins

32. Military Matters

33. Deir Yassin

34. Celebrating Theo’s Utopia

Preface

Utopia’s Pirates is a political satire about the founders and agents of Political Zionism and the violent means they used to create an independent state at the expense of depopulating the indigenous population in the Holy Land. Charlie Chaplin, in his The Great Dictator movie, created a satire about Hitler and Nazi Germany. But Chaplin was oblivious to what was actually going on in Palestine: the illegal immigration, the land grabbing, racism, and terrorism that the Zionists had adopted from the movement’s very inception. The invaders were, racially and culturally, European/Slavic, not Semitic in any sense of the word. They were, and still are, foreign to the cultural heritage of the Near East - with its history, language, music, art, etc. As I have outlined elsewhere, the Zionists employed religious smokescreen to achieve their political ends, even though they were – and still are – godless, disdainful of religious faith, and now thoroughly nationalistic and militaristic to the point where one of their major newspapers labels the country Fascist, especially with the adoption of ‘nation-state’ law that only ‘Jews’ are citizens of ‘the only democracy in the Middle East’. In point of fact, the Zionist State is the only Fascist state in the Middle East.

Zionist propaganda machine is ever present and pervasive, and it is functioning world-wide. Hasbarah is the word. It explains things by painting black white, and white black. It is a system of brainwashing through constant, unrelenting repetition, not different from the rhetoric of Goebbels. Indeed, the founders and leaders of political Zionism have amply copied from the Nazis and the Fascists.

Wikipedia has long been targeted and abused by the Zionist propaganda machine so that a Zionist terrorist is labelled ‘a paramilitary’ and a murderer is called a militant or a freedom fighter. It is the language of Newspeak, of distorting facts and limiting thought, as George Orwell has shown in his novel, 1984. Further, we have sundry propaganda machines in the U.S. and elsewhere – Gestapo-like organizations such as, Campus Watch, Point of No Return, Jimena, and others, the aim of which is to monitor and silence, if possible, anyone – Jew or Gentile - who is saying anything that contradicts official Zionist propaganda. What is quite bizarre is that the citizens of this Zionist State – many of whom fled Nazi-dominated countries – blindly accept this official propaganda as patent truth.

Nationalism is an infectious disease, as we have seen it elsewhere, even in highly cultured nations: in Germany, Italy, Japan, and Spain. In the Zionist state religion and faith have been replaced by fascist Zionism – an aggressive, secular, combatant agenda. The IDF is the new god to worship, and the ministering priests are the Priests of Ba’al – the elected officials of the Zionist state. The latest Prime Minister who has been in power for more than ten years, is Benito Netan-Ba’al, who is a composite image of Hitler and Mussolini.

Shlomo Sand, the author of The Invention of the Jewish People, is wrong when he says (in a televised event) that the creation of the Zionist state must be viewed as an unwanted bastard which one cannot dispose of. I beg to differ. Having chosen to create a state by murder, sabotage, thievery, and mass, methodical depopulation and expulsion of the native citizens in Palestine, can the Zionist State claim any right to exist? The United Nations, which gave its approval to the creation of this spurious entity, has for a long time been a laughing stock for Zionists. The Zionist state, with the support of the United States, has brazenly flouted many U.N. resolutions. And political leaders, responsible for mass bombings, mass killings of innocent men, women, and children, have yet to be brought to the International Criminal Court, so that justice can take its course.

Regarding the Jews of the Middle East and especially the Jews of Iraq (Babylonia), Zionist propaganda or ‘Hasbarah’, has been constantly using the words ‘fled’ or ‘expelled’. However, it is common knowledge among those who left Iraq in the early 1950’s - including this writer as a teenager - that Zionist agents planted bombs in synagogues and Jewish markets so as to create despondency and panic among the naïve and peaceful Jewish community with the aim of driving it to emigrate to their Utopia. Such heinous acts – blamed on Muslims - were also perpetrated in Egyptian cinemas and other civilian areas by recruited Zionist agents. All of this is well documented and easily accessible information, as in the so-called ‘Lavon Affair’. Unfortunately, self-styled ‘investigative reporters’ keep rehearsing the oft-repeated mantra that Iraqi Jews ‘fled’ or were ‘expelled’ by the government of Iraq at the time. Indeed, thousands remained behind, choosing not to leave - until Saddam Hussein rose to power and made life difficult for all: Jews, Muslims, and Christians. But those Jews that remained in Iraq made good money, and eventually left in the 1970’s, mostly for the U.S. where they established themselves in posh residential areas.

The aim of this satire is both to instruct and entertain. Many people are unaware of the extremely ugly facts surrounding the creation of our ‘unwanted bastard’. While researching this book, the author himself was stunned to learn of the numerous atrocities inflicted on the native population of Palestine by mostly racist East European ‘Jews’.

Almost all of the episodes