O, Gigantic Victory Trilogy!: Baseball Poems
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Steve Hermanos’ highly-praised, exciting, and funny baseball poetry celebrating the San Francisco Giants and their world championship seasons is for the first time gathered in a single volume. Emily Dickinson, Tim Lincecum, and Charles Bukowski rolled into one. Perfect for every San Francisco Giants fan (not for little kids), and baseball fanatics everywhere. A unique and fun way to relive the 2010, 2012 & 2014 championship seasons.
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Steve Hermanos
Steve Hermanos is a fiction writer, screenwriter, and film producer. His most recent film, Show Me The Aliens!, is currently finishing production. His short stories about New York City, The Vincent Mercey Sextet, will be published in 2001. He lives in Manhattan. He can be contacted at www.showmethealiens.com or s99herm99@aol.com.
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O, Gigantic Victory Trilogy! - Steve Hermanos
O,
Gigantic
Victory
Trilogy!
Baseball Poems
Steve Hermanos
The 2010, 2012 & 2014 Championship Seasons
59372.pngO, GIGANTIC VICTORY TRILOGY!
O, GIGANTIC VICTORY; ORANGE WAVES OF GIANTS; FLOATING GIANTS; THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2010, 2012 & 2014 CHAMPIONSHIP SEASONS; BASEBALL POEMS VOLUMES I, II & III
Copyright © 2021 Steve Hermanos.
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CONTENTS
2010
O, Gigantic Victory!
October, 2009: Bruce Bochy
Jon Miller, Hall Of Famer
At Momo’s, March 20, 2010
Barry Zito’s Loot Bags
These Shrunken Men
Zit-O
One Night At Buster’s
Captain Thong
The Playoffs & Barry Zito
Panda Express
Invitation To Panda
The Machine: 8/31/10
Vs. Atlanta, Game 1
Atlanta Health Care
Assaying Bobby Cox
Will Brooks Conrad Attend Bobby Cox’s Hall Of Fame Induction?
Vs. Atlanta, Game 4
October Odds
Vs. Phillies, Game 1: Cody Ross
Vs. Phillies, Game 1: Roy Hallady, Mr. Invincible
Fearsome Facial Hair
Vs. Phillies, Game 4
Fox Baseball
Vs. Phillies, Game 6
World Series, Game 1
World Series, Game 2: The Omen
World Series, Game 2
Barry Bonds
Josh Hamilton Smells
World Series, Game 3: Bush Appears
Huff Conjures The Ghosts
Uribe and Rentería
Gigantic Pants: Madison Bumgarner (Haiku)
Madison Bumgarner II
Be Careful What You Wish For
Yes, Bochy Is A Genius
World Series, Game 5: The Sea Monster
World Series, Game 5: Our Boys
World Series, Game 5: Rentería, Rentería
The Giants Win! The Giants Win!
2012
Orange Waves of Giants!
April 8, 2011: Champs
The Destruction: May 25, 2011
The All-Time Foulest American Assassins
2012 Spring Training Haikus
June 13: Mrs. L. Argues Perfection
June 26 Vs. Dodgers (Vin)
Our All-Stars
This Team Looks Good (Haiku)
Melky Cabrera Suspended For Steroids: Kenny The Melkman’s Lament
Melky Armstrong
San Franposey
Ballpark Tour: Cooperstown
Ballpark Tour: Yankee There Used To Be A Ballpark Right Here
Stadium
Ballpark Tour: The Polo Grounds
Ballpark Tour: Detroit
Vs. Cincinnati, Games 1 and 2
Vs. Cincinnati, Game 3
Vs. Cincinnati, Game 4: The Oracle
Vs. Cincinnati, Game 5
Vs. St. Louis, Game 2: The Cheap Slide
October 16, 1912: One Hundred Years Ago Today
Vs. St. Louis, Game 5: Before, During, and After Barry Zito
Vs. St. Louis, Game 6: Gangnam Style
Game 7: The Deluge
We’re Waiting With Chains
A Lot of Ifs
Comes a Taunting
World Series Game 1
Three Homerballs Give Voice
Panda, Panda, Panda
Particles
Who is Jim Leyland Talking To?
World Series Game 2: Ballplayers
World Series Game 2: Fixin’ Catfish
Fielder’s Wheels
World Series Game 3: Declawed Pussycats
Leyland Retreats To The Closet
Up 3-0: Unbroken?
World Series, Game 4
Champions
Orange Waves Of Giants
One More For The Club
’10 & ’12
2014
Floating Giants!
On The Field In Pittsburgh With Franz Kafka
Timmy’s Light Show
Ballpark Tour: Fresno
Babe Ruth at Lou Gehrig Day, July 4, 1939 (Haiku)
Mr. Padre (1960-2014)
Slinking Into The Party Through The Kitchen Door
Wild Card Game Vs. Pittsburgh
Vs. Washington, Game 1
Vs. Washington, Game 2
The Embalmed Look (Haiku)
The Gnats
Vs. Washington, Game 4; A Prayer For Ryan Vogelsong
Vs. Washington, Game 4: The Catch II
Vs. Washington, Game 4: The Backstop Hearts The Ball
Vs. St. Louis, Game 1
Vs. St. Louis, Game 3: Orange Eruption
Early Dream
Vs. St. Louis, Game 4
Vs. St. Louis, Game 5: Pregame
Vs. St. Louis, Game 5: Wainwright Bests Bumgarner
Vs. St. Louis, Game 5: Odysseus Comes Home
Mrs. L.: Winner
World Series, Game 1
Bumgarner: Call Him A Monster
That Blue Bubble
World Series, Game 2: I’m Not At A Parade
Series Ritual
3 A.M. At Buster’s
Where’s Buster? (Haikus)
World Series, Game 4
World Series, Game 5: Tilting the Seesaw
Madison? His Name is All Wrong
Madison Bumgarner: Gigantic Pants Redux (Haiku)
The World Series Stops
Seize The Triumph
World Series, Game 6
Marcel Proust Saves The Night
Nightmare Redux?
World Series, Game 7
World Series Game 7: Parenting 101: The Bribe
World Series, Game 7: Everest’s Summit
The Club
Divergent Parades
PLEASE NOTE
These poems are not intended for little kids. They are for adult baseball fans, the men and women who work all day and travel a long way to sit in the stands at night, who watch the whole game, who don’t text during innings, who understand what is going on.
Everything here was written in the years of the championships described. Some of the phrasing and words chosen may now seem anachronistic. I’m leaving it as it was, fresh.
PREFACE
It wasn’t very long ago, was it,
When we cheered so loud,
All San Francisco & Environs’
Throats remaining rasped,
Overnight, all morning, all day,
’til the next game?
O, wonderful love—
Timmy, Buster, MadBum, Matt Cain,
Commander Bruce Bochy, Hunter, Vogelsong’s nostrils,
Juan Uribe, Panda Panda, Cody Ross, Marco Scutaro,
Joey Panik, Aubrey Huff, 3rd Base Coach Tim Flannery,
Batting Coach Hensley Meulens, 1st Base Coach Roberto Kelly,
Pitching Coach Dave Righetti, Gangham Style, Freddy Sanchez,
G.M. Brian Sabean & the fellas writin’ the checks;
All these guys,
Are putting on weight,
Losing hair,
Muscles un-strengthening,
Fathering at diminishing rates;
The three sparkly trophies sparkle on;
And our memories of triumph,
Are twined into those with whom,
We went;
To future ball fans, Well…
Maybe scattered poetic fragments,
Can prove tickets into,
These shiny worlds of orange ecstasy.
—Steve Hermanos
San Francisco, Xmas, 2019
2010
San Francisco Giants hitters by plate appearances (minimum fifty)
Aubrey Huff, 1B
Pablo Sandoval, 3B
Juan Uribe, SS
Andrés Torres, OF
Freddy Sanchez, 2B
Buster Posey, C (brought up, May 29)
Aaron Rowand, CF
Pat Burrell, LF
Édgar Rentería, SS
Nate Schierholtz, RF
Travis Ishikawa, 1B
Bengie Molina, C (traded to Texas, June 30)
Eli Whiteside, C
José Guillén, RF
John Bowker, OF (traded to Pittsburgh for Javier López)
Cody Ross, OF (claimed off waivers, Aug 23)
Matt Downs, 2B
Mike Fontenot, IF
Mark DeRosa, LF
Eugenio Vélez, IF
San Francisco Giants Pitchers by innings pitched (minimum eighteen)
Matt Cain,
Tim Lincecum
Barry Zito
Jonathan Sánchez
Madison Bumgarner
Brian Wilson
Sergio Romo
Todd Wellemeyer
Santiago Casilla
Guillermo Mota
Jeremy Affeldt
Denny Bautista
Dan Runzler
Ramón Ramírez
Chris Ray
Javier López
Bruce Bochy, manager
Tim Flannery, 3rd base coach
Roberto Kelly, 1st base coach
Hensley Meulens, hitting coach
Dave Righetti, pitching coach
Ron Wotus, bench coach
Bill Neukom, C.E.O.
Larry Baer, President
Brian Sabean, General Manager
Mike Murphy, Equipment Manager
O, Gigantic Victory!
The 2010 Championship Season
Volume I
For Karin—
Every year,
A world championship
59422.pngOCTOBER, 2009: BRUCE BOCHY
Boche,
With a head the size of a thirty-dollar pumpkin,
The brain mass should be as impressive,
Shouldn’t it?
But,
You shuffle in place at the side of the dugout,
A hand on the railing,
Staring out at the goings on;
The look is either:
A tourist dumped onto
Castro Street,
Brow crinkled,
Trying not to stare at the natives,
Wondering which way is Fisherman’s Wharf,
Fingering his wallet, his Best Western key;
Or,
A guy in line at Wells Fargo,
Rubbing a deposit slip and check,
Scanning the employees, their proclivities, their maturity,
The timing of deliveries,
Figuring out the cameras and alarms,
Nonchalantly scanning the guards,
While concocting,
A monster heist;
Which, Boche,
Is it?
59682.png59422.pngJON MILLER, HALL OF FAMER
Your humor dryer,
Than a summer Scottsdale parking lot;
Your timing equal,
To James Brown’s;
Your knowledge profound,
Wide and generous;
Your descriptions vivid;
Your mimicking of Vin—
Ah, perfect moment after perfect moment;
You’re the only announcer,
To whom I stay tuned,
In a rain delay;
With Stanford sidekick David Braxton Flemming:
Sancho Panza/Tonto/Chico Marx/Dr. Watson/
Mr. Spock/Chewbacca;
Aristotle,
Contemplating Plato’s freshest utterance;
Miller, you gotta quit ESPN,
Sending you hither and yon,
Every week,
Away from the story by the Bay;
Remain with the homies,
In your booth,
A lama on his hillside,
In reverent levitation,
Soaking in every nuance of the goings on,
Below on the greensward,
Disseminating ever-deeper observations;
And tossing off jokes,
The most popular guy at the party;
We deserve it, don’t we?
59695.png59422.pngAT MOMO’S, MARCH 20, 2010
Soon the runs count;
The new season, I smell it like cut grass;
Momo’s for lunch, spotless invisible window,
Presenting the brick ballpark;
I sit with my client, Chuck, the sports lawyer;
A great place,
To dine on a friend’s corporate account;
A guy at the next table,
Slim tie knotted to his neck,
Like a second Adam’s apple,
The loose ’fro, oblong face:
The Giant President, Larry Baer;
I