The Mute Eunuch and Other Tales from Mars
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The collection is a miscellany of contradictions from gentle family material to adult situations galore. Adultery, stalking, and men who can’t keep their johnson in their pants meet women who welcome their advances and many who don’t. It’s all meant to be good fun. Life is more worth living if we don’t take ourselves or anybody else too seriously. Some of us have too many Neanderthal genes and others don’t have enough. Classifying ourselves is so last century. Welcome to the world of Homo sapiens. The human race, better than a marathon, and everyone is a winner.
Roy J. Challis
Roy J. Challis lives with his wife Donna in a small city on the north side of the North Saskatchewan River Valley. He recognizes the peace and solitude that comes from living on Treaty Six territory as we are all treaty people. He was born in Surrey, England, the result of an accidental meeting between his Saskatchewan-born-and-bred father and his English mother during wartime. An event that stamped perpetual chaos on his mind. Roy has been writing and performing and teaching in The Battlefords since 1966. He has been honored by Theatre Saskatchewan Inc. with a lifetime achievement award, by the Saskatchewan Drama Association with an Outstanding Achievement Award, by the Canadian Mental Health Association with a Volunteer of the Year Award, and by the Saskatchewan School Boards Association with a Lifetime Membership and Award of Distinction. Being a big fish in a little pond has its benefits and allows one to make big waves without capsizing the canoe.
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The Mute Eunuch and Other Tales from Mars - Roy J. Challis
Copyright © 2020 by Roy J. Challis.
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Contents
Preface
Sociological Counterperspectives
Wishful Thinking
On Poverty
Once a poet said, Love is a season.
Gladys Is 80 Today
For Men Only
Differences
Song for Dauunn
A Nation of Spectators
Anatomy of Adultery
Summer Heat Spell
Nightmares in Black and White
Madness in the Family
On Wallace Street
My Brother John
The Hitchhiker
I was born
Dusty Bottles
Scarecrow/2 Takes
Spring
Conversations with the Waitress
I Love the Ambience of Halloween
Under Cover of Darkness
I Like Nudes
The Mute Eunuch
The Memoirs of Dr. K
Preface
M ost of this material was written by the author during the sixties to roaring nineties. Some of the attitudes presented may have been influenced by John Gray’s Men Are from Mars Women Are from Venus . The material was collected, rewritten, and collated during the period 2011–2020. The enterprise of collecting the material was prolonged by a stint on the Saskatchewan School Boards Association board of directors, including several years as the Urban Public representative and three years as president of the association. The major stumbling block was a series of life-threatening health conditions. Most of them were complications from a long battle with an early onset of type 2 diabetes.
The thought of publishing my material was never an overriding consideration. I was an actor and writing my own material was convenient, and then I made it public (published if you like) by performing it. At some point, six score and ten I suppose, I began to contemplate the possibility of collating some of my writing into a book. I had written several plays that I had copied for other’s perusal and several of them had been produced and royalties paid, but I had never thought about having them published and distributed by some international publishing house until recently. I forwent that task and collected the poetry and prose instead. I hope you find something to your taste.
The collection is a miscellany of contradictions from gentle family material to adult situations galore—adultery, stalking, and men who can’t keep their johnson in their pants meet women who welcome their advances and many who don’t. It’s all meant to be good fun. Life is more worth living if we don’t take ourselves or anybody else too seriously. Some of us have too many Neanderthal genes and others don’t have enough. Classifying ourselves is so last century. Welcome to the world of Homo sapiens, the human race. It’s better than a marathon and everyone is a winner.
Sociological Counterperspectives
Notes written while studying for a final
If brevity is the soul of wit
(accept it, why argue with Bill)
find a witty sociologist
let him write texts.
The poet sits in constant intercourse
with his Mother tongue
but when like the raving Oedipus
he begets a barren brood of incestuous words
that no man would look at
he discards them.
For he knows
in spite of his licentiousness
that the mastery of words
is not easily achieved.
But social scientits have conceived a sociodictionarianism
through a neojargonary
only nonantipseudoscientists could have perceived.
On their thoughts
one must perform the dance of the seven veils
to reveal in all their purity
the ancient poets’ tales.
Wishful Thinking
I used to think that the universe and I were one but now . . .
A picture
In less than a thousand words:
puffy pink clouds bump against the azure yellow sky
bloody screams pierce the noxious air
hard, rough, cold symmetry invokes remorse
I wish
I could return to that time
when I took the first step from the jungle
when the universe and I were one,
when all the damage I have caused would be undone.
On Poverty
"Redistribute the wealth of our great nation
in a fair and equitable manner so that we can abolish poverty forever.
Never again will children go to bed hungry; nor will the sick be denied medical attention; nor the ignorant, knowledge" (a politician’s election brochure).
Let’s play Monopoly. We’ll all start with $1,500.
You buy Park Place and Boardwalk
I go directly to jail
without passing go or collecting $200
another lands on chance
go to the addiction center, lose two turns
and yet another rolls doubles thrice consecutively
Reading Railroad takes another for a ride
you end up with both utilities
we pay and pay and pay
until
at last
one of us has all the wealth.
Thank whoever is in charge
It’s only a game! We can start all over again.
Once a poet said, Love is a season.
But he could’ve said more.
Is love like autumn?
Where the Now is lost
in dreams of summer’s glory
in dread of stormy winter.
Is love like winter?
Blustery, cold, unfeeling.
Offering a vague promise
a leafless tree.
Is love like spring?
Unpredictable, turbulent,
offering glimpses of light and warmth
if you only had time to wait.
Is love like summer?
Warm, carefree, heedless
of the wintry winds that bring the end
And the clinging cold.
Is love a season as the poet said?
Or should he have said less
knowing that no one
but one in love can say what love is.
Because Love . . . is.
Gladys Is 80 Today
As the setting
sun
announces
the dying
of the day
So it reminds us,
renews faith of a new day in the morning
and as the red hues radiate from the West
the wind stills
all take time to rest,
momentarily . . .
and in that moment
when man and nature cease
to war upon each other
and peace reigns
remember
where
this ray fell
upon a silver leaf
and
that ray glowed
upon the undercloud
And made your heart fully leap:
memories are made of stuff like these
For Men Only
Men:
Heed not the cry of the vixen!
Forget not the plight of Adam
when Eve, with idle hands and mind,
sought out the serpent
tasted the Apple sweet
tempted him to share—her exile.
Ages have passed and Adam’s sons
have begotten sons to build
a new Eden in the wilderness.
Now, daughters of Eve
relieved from serfdom,
seek the serpent.
Cry Liberte!
wrench from their jealous hands and minds
those tools of castration they wield
in the name of equality.
Fear woman! By her very nature
she is compelled to enslave
your escape from a womb angers.
Heed not the cry of the vixen!
With cunning smiles she begs for sympathy,
creates love in her own image,
agendizing the complete enslavement
the merciless destruction of man.
Differences
I sat and watched