Honey … Yes!

By D. H. Crosby

When you do hear people talking about a happily married couple on TV, it’s usually about who is separating or who is having an affair. I’d like to challenge the everyday housewife to step it up! If hubby wants his wife to be more amorous, then he has to step it up! Why look elsewhere when she is right in front of you? I want my book to be about real married couples and the everyday life with all the hassles. My characters are devoted to their families. Their love life is a partnership. There are men and women out there who will be faithful and true. Don’t settle for less than the best! I am promoting sex—yes, between husband and wife! It is the best!

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Nov 15, 2019
• ISBN: 9781728333229

D. H. Crosby

no ATA

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PART

ONE

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CHAPTER ONE

H oney! Have you got any more of that duck tape? she asked Lincoln without looking at him and continued to stare at the traffic jam ahead.

Of course, I do. I never leave home without it and you know that! Lincoln told Delta without looking at her. He had to concentrate on his driving in this massive eighteen wheeler in this gosh awful New York City traffic.

The Kenworth was their livelihood and he took special care of it. Carefully reaching into his side door pocket, he found the roll of tape and handed it to her. Still he had not took his eyes off the road.

She started ripping small strips off the roll. Little did he notice that she had her boots off, and had wiggled out of her jeans ever so slowly one little jerk at a time.

Then she propped her bare feet on the dashboard. Her legs visible to him now as she applied the duck tape to her shins.

For God’s sake! Get your feet down! he shouted. His eyes never leaving the road but he was processing what his wife was doing.

He gripped the steering wheel tightly, and gritted his teeth as his manhood grew involuntarily.

Lincoln asked, You are telling me you want to get it on right HERE and NOW?

"HONEY … YES! While I am in the MOOD!" and Delta leaned over to stare at him as she continued forcefully to rip the hair off her legs. She never had sex without shaving.

She smiled widely and licked her lips and laughed. A loud and hardy laugh that he knew well. It always made him tighten faster. He slammed on the air brakes. Horns were blaring, and he clicked on his hazard flashers, and locked the doors.

Turning to his wife and he said, You are going to get us killed one day!

I may kill you, if you don’t get it hard right now, Mister! and Delta slipped out of her panties and climbed between the seats to get to the cab’s bed.

He slapped her buttocks as she brushed his right shoulder, saying, You want me to spank you, don’t you?

She was sitting upright in the middle of the bed pulling her shirt over her head as he was unbuckling his jeans. He ripped his T-shirt off.

He was in between her legs quickly. She said, No, Baby. I want on top, and he turned her over.

Breathlessly she purred, Hurry the Police are on their way! She straddled him and pushed the roof with both her hands as she went down. The cadence began and he grabbed her buttocks and pushed her back and forth.

Baby! GO! he shouted.

She gyrated from left to right, then circled all around as he stared into her eyes. He had to focus on staying hard. She had them where it was about to erupt when they heard the cab door handle being rattled.

She squeezed him tighter and continued pumping. Their love overflowed with the warm oozing of blissful coupling. They melted into each other. As always, it was like dynamite since the first time.

Just a minute Officer. Getting my tools out. Be right there! Lincoln shouted as he dressed toweling himself.

She had a wipe and said, Go get them, Tiger! She knew she would be dressed first. She plopped into the driver seat.

Hi Officer! batting her eyelashes at New York’s fineness. We called for a mechanic. Bad place to break down, just couldn’t be helped! Delta said shrugging her shoulders.

Lincoln was fully dressed now and tool box in hand jumped out the other door with a car barely missing him.

He flipped the rig’s button and the hood popped up. He took a wrench and banged it around without touching anything important which brought the police around to his side.

Delta quickly put on her jeans and boots and smiled into the rear view mirror. He yelled, I got it Babe! All done! Fire her up! Tell the other Officer I fixed it!

By then the officers were both staring at him. He heard the truck’s motor being revved up by his wife. Delta leaned out the window and said, He is my mechanic Mr. Policeman. He can fix anything!

Lincoln jumped into the passenger seat. She drove off after cutting off the hazard flashers with a flutter of her eyelashes. Then braked hard staring at the next stoplight.

You are proud of yourself, aren’t you? he stared at the stoplight never looking at her.

Damn straight! You knew when you married me, I was difficult. When I want it, I want it! Are you complaining?

They were moving down the road now going out of NYC.

They had dropped their load of car parts, and dropped a load of love in front of the Empire State Building.

Delta drove on so Lincoln could sleep for an hour. She said as he opened his eyes, I did a good job on you. Right Partner?

He replied, "HONEY … YES! If you did it any better, I’d be a dead man, he chuckled. My turn. Stop at the next truck stop and let me drive," smiling at her.

You want to drive? she asked shifting gears. Me or the truck?

He whispered, Both. You knew when I married you that the more I get, the more I want. He stressed the latter. He rubbed his eyes with both hands trying to erase their big time tryst from his brain.

She was his wife and she exceeded all his expectations. She was his partner in life both in business and in marriage. Who would have ever thought six months ago that he would be a married man?

She had walked into the truck driver school and turned his world upside down. A petite woman, a mere 5 feet 4 inches with long brown hair and honey brown eyes. She stood in her combat boots and men’s baggy work clothes with her hair braided up under that baseball cap.

She wore no makeup, only a smirk on her face that he knew now was attitude. She was a sight for sore eyes.

He had dismissed her as an unsightly woman. One that had no sex appeal at all. He grinned now thinking back.

He had to teach her how to drive an eighteen wheel semi truck. He called it Truck Driving 101. He was teaching only because his sister was on vacation, and he was filling in for her.

Whatever Hazel wanted, he would do. He was there for her as she was for him. All their lives since childhood, it had been that way. H & L was painted on the side door of their trucks and on the door to the school’s front entrance. They looked out for one another and not a day went by that he didn’t talk to his sister.

She needed this vacation with her kids. She would say, I am married to a Kenworth, Bro. It was basically true since her husband had passed. She loved her truck and taught new drivers to drive the big rigs daily. Got to have them guys and gals driving like they are suppose to.

Before leaving for Hawaii, she told Lincoln that she had almost had a wreck this morning. This foolish woman in a little bitty Smart Car cut me off. The air brakes worked brother of mine! Thank God! I missed her by a few inches. She had kids in that car. If a new driver had been driving, they would not have fared so well. Got to teach the number one rule NOT TO PANIC. It is at the top from now on of my list. Teach them that first Linc, and I will call you every day as usual. Eat some smarties! She waved as she went to her KW.

Okay, Hazel. Just don’t come back burnt to a crisp, and piss, moan, and groan to me about how much fun you had! Lincoln said frowning.

Okay deal! Bye Bro! and she flipped her chestnut hair out of her eyes and walked mumbling loudly. I’m going to buy me a bikini and take a picture. Just so he’ll have something to shoot at out back at the shed.

He heard her and shouted from the school door, "Good idea.

It’ll keep the bears away." They lived high on top of a Canadian mountain and any given time a bear could be seen in their yards.

He walked into the classroom. There she sat. That miserable looking female that he had to contend with for six weeks intensive training. He looked at the ceiling for divine guidance and shook his head.

That is how he and Delta had met. The days were long and no one worked harder than she did to learn the ropes. One day he walked by her getting onto the truck, and got a glimpse of her rear climbing into that truck. It was strange that he had noticed the red lace of her panties peeking out at him.

He was so use to seeing big burly men’s butt cracks as they climbed in a cab. This had taken him for a loop! It had him guessing what else was under those baggy clothes.

She caught him staring and said in her flippant voice, Curiosity killed the cat!

I ain’t got no cat. I got a dog, Lady! Lincoln grunted and walked away shaking his head and rubbing his neck. To this day she still had him doing that.

The weeks went by, and they snapped at one another the whole time. She had passed the class. She was one of the top three best drivers in his class. He acknowledged that she was a quick learner. He had called her out more than anyone else to answer in class. On the test drives, she had aced them all.

When graduation time came around, in walks Miss Delta in of all things … a sun dress of yellow daisies that rested above her tanned knees. Complete with those brown pointed toed cowboy boots that were the rage these days. Who could forget them! They made her 5 feet six inches tall more inviting to his six foot statue. He moaned.

Her long brown hair was revealed that day. It was pulled up in a ponytail that bounced when she walked. Those honey brown eyes looked like maple syrup and were making him come undone. Today they were framed by a thin black eyeliner and black mascara. That made them mysterious which he liked in women.

He thought she was a guest and pointed her to the guest chairs. She turned and gave him that smirk face that he knew too well.

His eyes widened and he looked her up and down and said, It can’t be! He suddenly was having trouble breathing.

Oh, but it is I. Delta! Mr. Instructor! Now give me my diploma and I will be on my way. Got to get the party started. She swayed to sit with her fellow drivers who were all killing themselves laughing.

Lincoln stood there with a dazed look. He turned and went quickly to the bathroom to gather his thoughts. Looking into the mirror he said out loud to himself, You are a fool! You just about got a hard on in front of a zillion people. That woman is going to pay for that!

His buddy called Spark Plug came out of the bathroom stall laughing hysterically. So there is a woman for you? Well I’ll be. I never thought the love bug would bite an ornery old cuss like you! and he patted Lincoln on the back real hard.

Get your hands off me BEFORE I deck you one! Lincoln shrugged his shoulders, but continued to stare into the mirror at his own reflection.

Don’t get mad at me. I want to meet her. If you don’t want her, I’ll take her! Spark Plug ducked as Lincoln swung at him and missed.

Both men stared at one another. Sorry! said Lincoln.

I’m sorry, too. I was just kidding, Spark Plug said.

They went back to the ceremony and Lincoln consciously avoided Delta for fear of what else he might do outside of his normal self.

He laughed and joked with the other student drivers until it was time for him to give out the diplomas. He took a deep breath when he called her name.

He handed her the paper and felt her soft hand shake his hand. She was breathing deeply also.

She said, Look at me!

He looked up and she said, I’m in love with you, too! and walked off the stage, out the door, and drove away.

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CHAPTER TWO

N ow the chase was on. He had chased her a month before she would agree to go out with him.

He asked her at the fine restaurant, Why did it take you this long to say yes to my simple invite? He