My Friends & I

By Graham P Clarke

This is a biography about my friends and I.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse UK
• Release date: Mar 26, 2019
• ISBN: 9781728386621

Graham P Clarke

I'm a writer and fantasy football manager.

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© 2019 Graham P Clarke. All rights reserved.

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Published by AuthorHouse 03/25/2019

ISBN: 978-1-7283-8658-4 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-7283-8662-1 (e)

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I hated & hate people stinking of excretion. For anyone like that; this could be their tune! Dr Poo! #Stinking of Poo, having a wee, stinking of poo, having a wee, do, do, do, do, do, do, do#. I don’t like people not looking at me when they’re speaking to me. I don’t like people saying ‘I’ve brought it on myself’. I don’t like bullying although I deserved to be bullied at school as I shamefully was a bully & a racist. I don’t like me being disloyal to text dates by shamefully having stopped texting them. I don’t like that I harrassed someone that I know & indecently assaulted five women, I am ashamed. All my wrongs are to my shame.

I like Gary Collins very, very, very much. He was my nurse for my mental health. It’s the same feeling for Tom, Bill Douglass, Mick McCurdie & the rest of new horizon. Gary got me a gardening job there. I have a passion for time with my family, including friends & I have one for football management games in person. I am a manager; a football one, will have a playing team with Thomas Davies from subway. I love writing & it excites me. I love my family. I love walking. I once walked from Morpeth to Ashington & found a Katie Perry CD. I remember marching with the RAF cadets in a remembrance day parade with St Oswalds we walked into someone’s garden, cheeky buggers we were.

My joint favourite holidays are going twice to High close in the Lake District, where I did rock climbing. I was too afraid to do absailing. Orlando in two thousand & four, where I did go on a rollercoaster at Bush gardens. I went to universal studios. I went to San Francisco in two thousand & six. The beach, Golden Gate Bridge & Buffelo Burger were the highlights. I’ve been to Cethalonia. I’ve been to Morocco, that wasn’t nice. There was dead spiders in the pool. There were nice chocolate pancakes though. I’ve been to Ambleside. There’s beautiful scenery. I went to Haven, that was in Scarborough. There I met the Chuckle brothers, they were nice. I’ve been to Whitby.

My jobs are my writing & football managing. I enter Sky’s fantasy six-a-side; a fantasy football management competition. I started writing in two thousand & four. I’ll keep writing till my end of days.

Part of my writing is music because I’ve written a musical; ‘The destroyer’. Comedy is a part of writing with all the jokes. I entered ‘soundwaves’ music competition, singing my poem ‘we’ve come full circle’. I entered ‘Britain’s got talent’ with a comedy performance. I’ve sold some of my books. I’d like to do all my football coaching qualifications & manage England one day. I want to sell even more of my books, it could be on ‘Dragons den’. I give them to my family; who I love.

I listen to people well most of the time. I love listening to the radio, my favourite radio station is absolute classic rock. I also listen to talk sport. I enter their football prediction competition. I like listening to people talking about football. I enjoyed listening to my grandparents. I love listening to all my friends, whatever they’re talking about.