Biafra Mark Ii: Nigeria: Kaduna Nzeogwu, Kano Nnamdi: Myopic Fantasists

By Dr Ngozi Funmi Okeke

Igbo land isn’t Biafra; Biafra wasn’t Igbo land.
Some Igbos seemed intellectually very coarse; excessively dull.
“Why, Sir, Sherry is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an excess of stupidity, Sir, is not in Nature.” Dr Samuel Johnson
“There is Godu oo, chie, chie. Kano Nnamdi, KFC chef, you waka come from London. Nnamdi, are you an anarchist or a ‘Faka?’” Dame Patience Faka Goodluck Jonathan paraphrased.
Before secession some Igbos must make sure that there is plenty of grub, and not lament blockade later; necessity may suspend the law, again.
“You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub.” George Bernard Shaw
“Every true Biafran must love Biafra, must have faith in Biafra and its people, and must strive for its greater unity. He must find his salvation here in Biafra. He must be prepared to work for Biafra, to die for Biafra. He must be prepared to defend the sovereignty of Biafra wherever and by whomsoever it is challenged.” Comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu
Comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu neither died for Biafra nor in Biafra; did he lie to cretins (not all)?
“Beware that you do not despise a single one of these little ones. For I tell you that in heaven their angels are always in the presence of my heavenly father.” The Good Shepherd
The best interest of children should be at the forefront of all actions of all governments, and their foreseeable future needs should be the cornerstone of all their plans.
Reasoning and vision are unbounded; if the Good Shepherd’s is infinite, He must be who He says He is.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse UK
• Release date: Apr 20, 2017
• ISBN: 9781524680060

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CONTENTS

Preface

Introduction

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

About The Author

Igbo land is not Biafra. Biafra was not Igbo land.

Hundreds of thousands of children were starved to death in Biafra by Myopic Fantasists, which seemingly, included, Professor Chinua Achebe, because fools did not foresee food blockade and did not prepare for it.

There is no sin except stupidity. Oscar Wilde

Beware that you don’t despise a single one of these little ones. For I tell you that in heaven their angels are always in the presence of my heavenly father. Christ

PREFACE

"W ar is a way of shattering to pieces… materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable and… too intelligent." George Orwell

Only fools think that Nigeria needs a war or a secession. Igbos are land poor. They are expanding into other territories; some are demanding secession. If Baba Trump were to ask all Igbos to leave Texas, there wouldn’t be enough room in Igbo land for all of them.

Secession is a scam!

Igbos should give Baba Buhari – a BREAK.

When Jonathan was in power and the country was being looted, `plenty’ Igbos were pocketing dollars and were happy with Azikwe (I do not mean the real one, nevertheless, una, our broda). Kano Nnamdi should have asked for secession then; he might have been lucky. Goodluck might have settled.

Why now?

Igbo land is too small for Igbos; they need expansion, not secession. There shouldn’t be parallel Government in Nigeria. Some Igbos seem too vociferous; they are not the only ones in Nigeria, and their implied superiority is assumed. Perception is GRANDER than reality. The brainless and baseless assumption led to the merciless, crude and cruel starving to death of hundreds of thousands of children of poor people because some myopic shepherds did not foresee food blockade.

Necessity suspends the law. Oliver Cromwell

Exponential population growth is unstoppable. Land will be the principal asset in the future. If the survival of Fulani herdsmen demands the land of others, they’d appropriate it by force.

It is impossible to feed civilians and not feed soldiers too; only fools will feed those who want to kill them. If some Igbos have issues, they should express them through their representatives in the lower and upper Houses (House of Representatives and Senate). Parallel, unelected powers undermine democracy.

Reasoning and vision are unbounded. If Christ’s is infinite, He must be who He says He is.

One Kano Nnamdi used to be a chef at KFC in Shoreditch, London. He attended a polytechnic University in England; couldn’t hack it.

Comical Mr Kano Nnamdi seemed to believe that anyone with Igbo name is Igbo.

Is Mr Kano Nnamdi Hausa or Fulani?

Was Major Kaduna Nzeogwu Fulani or Hausa?

January 1966, Kaduna, Nigeria:

Shouting of slogans, loitering and rowdy behaviour will be rectified by any sentence of incarceration, or any more severe punishment deemed fit by the local military commander. Doubtful loyalty will be penalized by imprisonment or any more severe sentence. Illegal possession or carrying of firearms, smuggling or trying to escape with documents, valuables, including money or other assets vital to the running of any establishment will be punished by death sentence. Wavering or sitting on the fence and failing to declare open loyalty with the revolution will be regarded as an act of hostility punishable by any sentence deemed suitable by the local military commander. Major Kaduna Nzeogwu (Midwesterner of Igbo extraction)

Like comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu and comical Major Kaduna Nzeogwu, comical Mr Kano Nnamdi, the Londoner, is a bullshit thrower and rotter blower. Comical Mr Kano Nnamdi, the Londoner, seemed exceedingly dull. Some Igbos are intellectually very coarse. Mr Kano Nnamdi’s dullness is very sophisticated and higher, upper class.

Sir, he was dull in company, dull in his closet, dull everywhere. He was dull in a new way, and that made many people think him GREAT. Dr Samuel Johnson

If comical Mr Kano Nnamdi has anything to say to Nigerians, he should test his popularity in Nigeria, and speak legitimately from the floors of the House of Representative or Senate, otherwise, if he is a truly brave man, he should start gun fights, and lead it.

A ‘fish and chips’ Radio Station that is based in London is just that.

Mr Kano Nnamdi’s wife should keep an eye on her husband; Nigerian gals, millions of them, are drop dead gorgeous. They might seize him, and permanently, and some of his enemies, he has so many, say behind his back, that his Londoner wife is oldish, ugly and coarse. She should beware of Nigerian gals.

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is ‘What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud

Enugu, June, 1969:

You see, you make a mistake when you greet me with shouts of power, power. I am not power. You are. My name is Emeka. I am your servant, that is all. Col. Emeka Ojukwu

Comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu was not power, but he told kidnapped Nigerians that were incarcerated in the brainless ‘safe haven’ of Biafra, where hundreds of thousands of defenceless children of the poor were mercilessly, slowly starved to death, what they must do.

They fellow, only 34 years old, was a stupe!

There is no sin except stupidity. Oscar Wilde

Comical Col Emeka Ojukwu fed imbeciles (not all) with imbecility instead of gari, okro and fresh fish, and palm wine.

Like comical Major Kaduna Nzeogwu, comical Mr Kano Nnamdi, the Londoner, with his seemingly, psychotic rants, he feeds imbeciles, plebians, half-educated, school dropouts and market traders with imbecility.

Enugu, June 1969:

Every true Biafran must love Biafra, must have faith in Biafra and its people, and must strive for its greater unity. He must find his salvation here in Biafra. He must be prepared to work for Biafra, to die for Biafra. He must be prepared to defend the sovereignty of Biafra wherever and by whomsoever it is challenged. Col. Emeka Ojukwu, Oxford University Educated son of a multi – millionaire, Knight of the British Empire – Sir Louis Ojukwu, KBE

Comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu did not find his salvation in Biafra; he found it in Ivory Coast and France. He neither died for Biafra nor in Biafra. Hundreds of thousands of little children were starved to death in the safe haven that he created; none of them his.

Brainless nonsense!

Purified rot!

Gentlemen, you are now about to embark on a course of studies which will occupy you for two years. Together, they form a noble adventure. But I would like to remind you of an important point. Nothing that you will learn in the course of your studies will be of the slightest possible use to you in after life, save only this, that if you work hard and intelligently you should be able to detect when a man is talking rot, and that, in my view, is the main, if not the sole, purpose of education. John Alexander Smith, Oxford University Professor of Moral Philosophy

Comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu was tactless and immature. In fairness to him, he was only thirty-four-years-old. Igbos people grossly overrated him and trusted him with their hearts and not their heads (assuming they had heads), and he led them to failure and immortal (absolutely irreversible) humiliation. Hundreds of thousands of little children, mainly the children of relatively poor Eastern Nigerians, were starved to death in Biafra. They involuntarily died for Biafra, and died in Biafra – in a war that they neither chose nor understood.

Comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu and his advisers, including Professor Chinua Achebe, were reckless and irresponsible.

INTRODUCTION

S cotland is a country. Igbo land was not Biafra, and Biafra was not Igbo land.

Igbo land is not a country and had never been a country. Biafra was never a recognised country. If any part of a country wishes to secede from that country, it must be with the consent of the whole country.

The Scots voted in 2014 for independence. If there were ever to be Biafra Mark II or the secession of any part of Nigeria from the whole of Nigeria, it should be with the prior consent of all Nigerians.

You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub. George Bernard Shaw

War is business; there is huge amount of money to be made. Bombs and bullets cost money, and soldiers need grub; plenty of grub.

War only happens when the moneyed classes think they are going to profit from it. George Orwell

Comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu, the son of Sir Louis Ojukwu (Multi-Millionaire Businessman and Industrialist) – Biafra Mark I was stupider than Sir William Paterson (Scottish trader in stolen lives, banker and one of the founders of the Bank of England) brainless adventure in Panama (Darien scheme). Baba Trump’s maternal ancestors were Scottish.

Is Biafra Mark II a genuine business or a scam?

Biafra Mark I: the attempted cure was worse than the disease.

The cure must never be worse than the disease. Dr. Abū Ἁlī al-H. usayn ibn Ἁbd Allāh ibn Al-Hasan ibn Ali ibn Sīnā (Avecenna), Iranian philosopher and physician

HSBC forecasted that the population of Nigeria would be about 1 billion by 3000; the same as the expected population of the USA. That is the greatest threat to the continuing existence of the people of Nigeria.

Igbos are the fastest growing population in Nigeria; they are the most efficient breeders. They are the second fastest growing population in America; there, Mexicans are the most efficient breeders. If Igbos could be evicted from Nigeria, population growth should be significantly stemmed. Nigeria could militarily annex Benin Republic and resettle Igbos there. Such annexation is absolutely inevitable as population growth will desire it.

Mankind needs the good shepherd; tonow, not tomorrow.

Sheep (Comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu) unnaturally shepherded sheep to foreseeable humiliation and destruction. Nnamdi Kano is socio – economically and intellectually inferior; another self – appointed shepherd of sheep. Like Comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu, the sheep did not appoint him and could not sack him.

The best argument against democracy is a five – minute conversation with the average voter. Sir Winston Churchill

Nnamdi Kano for Governor – Abia state, 2019! Those he would need to spin if selected are amongst the dullest adult populations in the world.

Instead of secession, war and destruction, Nnamdi Kano should become the Bill Gates of Igbo land. He should invent something and create jobs. He wouldn’t because he couldn’t. His wife and children are in London, probably on the ‘dole’, and seemed to desire to rain hell on very poor people who struggle to make ends meet. He labelled proud people, his own kindred, who are trapped in the hopelessness that they did not choose and cannot change – ashawo!

Why, that is, because dearest, you are a dunce. Dr Samuel Johnson

Secession is illogical. Igbos are land poor. They need expansion and land acquisition; secession is a smokescreen. It is absolutely unrealisable. What can you do against a lunatic who persists in his lunacy? Do you knock him down or what? Emeka Ojukwu’s Biafra was lunacy; it failed spectacularly! He went to Oxford. He was the proof that stupid people went there too. His father was a multi – millionaire, Knight of the British Empire (KBE)

If a madman were to come into this room with a stick in his hand, no doubt we should pity the state of his mind; but our primary consideration would be to take care of ourselves. We should knock him down first, and pity him afterwards. Dr Samuel Johnson

Nnamdi Kano is akin to Kaduna Nzeogwu. He was Igbo and smoked igbo. He was a psychotic. Is he a psychotic?

The foundation of London where Kano Nnamdi is based – is bones; millions of bones of stolen and destroyed lives.

The fact is that civilisation requires slaves. The Greeks were quite right there. Unless there are slaves to do the ugly, horrible, uninteresting work, culture and contemplation become almost impossible. Oscar Wilde

CHAPTER 1

N namdi Kano, are you rich? War is BIG business!

Nnamdi Kano if you plan to pay for the war after you win it, it means you wouldn’t pay if you lose. Not a good deal! In the first Biafra war, France did not get a dime from Comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu. Once Nigeria liberated all the oil producing areas, France withdrew her interest. Baba Trump might want you to show him the money, and pay upfront! War is a business, and the business of war is very good for the United States of America.

Like Kaduna Nzeogwu, Kano Nnamdi seems to be a Lord Lugard’s baboon.

In character and temperament, the typical African of this race-type is lacking in foresight. Naturally courageous, and naturally courteous and polite, full of personal vanity, with little sense of veracity, fond of music and loving weapons as an oriental loves jewellery. His thoughts are concentrated on the events and feelings of the moment, and he suffers little from the apprehension for the future or grief for the past. He lacks the power of organisation, and is conspicuously deficient in the management and control alike of men or business. He loves the display of power, but fails to realise its responsibility … he will work hard with a less incentive than most races. He has the courage of the fighting animal— an instinct rather than a moral virtue. The traits which have impressed me as those most characteristic of the African native are his lack of apprehension and his lack of ability to visualize the future. The Dual Mandate by Lord Lugard, 1926

The French abandoned comical Col. Emeka Ojukwu’s Biafra after the Nigerian Army liberated all the oil producing area of former Biafra. Igbo tribe is land locked and too small for the Igbos. The bottom line is money; oil is money; it is not Igbo oil. There is oil in former Biafran territory; there isn’t a lot of it in Igbo land. Igbo land is not Biafra, and Biafra is not Igbo land.

Igbos are the second largest ethnic group in almost every part of Nigeria. Col. Emeka Ojukwu’s party won only two states in former Biafran territory, and he demanded and accepted his full pension from the Nigerian Army, and he was buried with full military honours, and by Nigeria

Col. Emeka Ojukwu did not die for Biafra, and he did not die in Biafra; hundreds of