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Guest Who’S Sleeping in My Bed?: When People Don’T Want to Stay at a Hotel They Sleep with Me . . .
By Kitty Logic
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Will my bed accommodate their love for schnitzel? I discover later that fourteen pancakes are not enough for my German friends. One roll of toilet paper for two people should last two to three days. I am wrong. I left the plastic mouse in their bed by accident. They said nothing, yet they left the mouse in the made bed when they left. I love them. Thank you for hurling your dirty shoes on my bed. You are a class act. I love the guest bedroom; it smells like a middle school locker room. It reminds me of cheerleading . . . in a bad way. I have developed supersonic hearing. When I hear that first toilet flush in the morning, I know its showtime! High heels, slap on that fall, don my apron, apply lip gloss, and serve that breakfast with a smile. What song will I sing? What stories will I tell? Dang! They do not speak English. No worries. My mime experience is always a hit.
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Kitty Logic
Kitty Logic knows the trials and tribulations of hosting strangers in her home to survive in this shared economy. Like any cool cat she is scrappy, finicky, funny and has more than nine lives of kitty logic to survive. When people don't want to stay at a hotel they sleep with me
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