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Joe the Neanderthal: A Novel by Dino Blyer
Joe the Neanderthal: A Novel by Dino Blyer
Joe the Neanderthal: A Novel by Dino Blyer
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Joe the Neanderthal has a slightly pulp-noir ambiance, but is set in the near future. It centers around Joe Myers, a journeyman rock drummer who, while on the run from his homicidal sister, stumbles into a seaside bar where a reality show about a Jersey rock band is being filmed. He is quickly enlisted to play drums in the project only to discover that one of its members is a rogue scientist intent on tweaking a state-of-the-art robot named Gulf. As Joe embarks on an affair with an emotionally damaged woman, he gradually befriends Gulf as well as a detective who is stalking him. Together they investigate what it means to be human in a dystopian world where the divide between man and machine is on the verge of becoming blurred.
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Release dateFeb 18, 2015
ISBN9781490753850
Joe the Neanderthal: A Novel by Dino Blyer
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Dino Blyer

Dino Blyer is a lifelong rock musician living in New York City.

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