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    The Mall Cop and the Shoplifter
    The Mall Cop and the Shoplifter
    The Mall Cop and the Shoplifter
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    The Mall Cop and the Shoplifter

    By Dick Banner

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    Mall security officer, Jeremy, is called to the bookstore to confront a shoplifter who turns out to be a pain in Jeremy's ass...and mouth.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEroticWriterPublisher
    Release dateAug 8, 2021
    ISBN9781005057718
    The Mall Cop and the Shoplifter
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    Dick Banner

    Dick Banner is a guy who really knows his way around a man. When he thought about becoming a writer, Mr. Banner took the advice from his friends: Write about what you know. Come explore your wildest fantasies man-on-man fantasies with Dick Banner. Be sure to grab some Dick (Banner) short stories.

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      The Mall Cop and the Shoplifter - Dick Banner

      The Mall Cop and the Shoplifter

      By Dick Banner

      Copyright 2021 Dick Banner

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to your favorite ebook retailer and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      This is a work of fiction. Any names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons--living or dead--is entirely coincidental.

      This book is intended for adults only. Contains sexual content and language that may offend some. The suggested reading audience is 18 years or older.

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