The Haunted Mustache
By Joe McGee and Teo Skaffa
3.5/5
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Wolver Hollow is not a normal town. The adults are too busy shuffling off to work at the old coffin factory to notice or care, but the kids know all about monsters, ghosts, and strange lights in the sky. Strange things happen in Wolver Hollow. Creepy things.
But fifth graders Parker and Lucas are determined to debunk one of Wolver Hollow’s legends: Over a hundred years ago, Bockius Beauregard was vaporized in an unfortunate accident and all that remained was his magnificent mustache. People say it returns every year, on the anniversary of Bockius’s death, seeking a lip to claim as its own! When the boys try to prove the story is fake, they find more than they bargained for.
Joe McGee
Joe McGee loves to write about monsters and magic and other strange, curious, and quirky things. He grew up with his nose in a book and his imagination exploring other worlds. He knew when he was ten years old that one day he would grow up to be an author! He has an MFA in writing for children and young adults from the Vermont College of Fine Arts and an MFA in writing from Rowan University. Joe teaches at Sierra Nevada University’s low-residency MFA program and English at Eastern West Virginia Community and Technical College. He is a former Army officer and lives in the mountains of West Virginia with his wife (also a children’s author), Jessica Rinker.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I read this book to my children as bedtime story. All my children my 2 girls and 2 boys all enjoyed the book. It was funny enough for some laughs and scary enough to keep their attention as they eased into sleep. No nightmare fuel and that's the icing on the cake
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The Haunted Mustache - Joe McGee
1
…And his mustache was all that remained.
Mr. Noffler leaned against the edge of his desk and watched the class. They were silent for a moment. Their eyes were wide. None of the students knew whether or not to believe what they’d just heard.
Every kid in Wolver Hollow grew up going through the same weird routine on October 19, but until now, they never knew why. Every October 19, the town shut down before dusk.
Shops closed.
Parents made their children stay inside.
Curtains were drawn.
And doors were bolted.
Every year, men who were normally clean-shaven grew mustaches in preparation for October 19. Women and children took their fake mustaches out of the drawer and taped them above their lips. Parents made a game of it, but their eyes were filled with fear.
When children would ask why they had to wear mustaches, or what Mommy was so afraid of, it was always the same answer: You’re too young
or It’s nothing, just a silly old legend.
But now that they were in fifth grade, they were finally learning the truth. They were finally going to hear about the legend of October 19.
And that is today’s local history lesson,
said Mr. Noffler. He clapped his hands and sat down.
Parker frowned. That couldn’t be it, he thought. He had the feeling that Mr. Noffler was leaving out all of the good parts. He hadn’t told them why it was all such a big deal in the first place. He hadn’t told them why they locked their doors and wore fake mustaches. Parker sensed a mystery, and he wanted answers. He was not about to let Mr. Noffler stop there. Not when he was so close to learning the truth. Parker leaned forward at his desk and raised his hand as high as he could. Yes, Parker?
said Mr. Noffler. He set down his marker and adjusted his glasses.
"How big was the explosion?" asked Parker.
So big,
said Mr. Noffler, that it rattled houses and broke windows for miles around. It left a crater in the ground large enough that our entire school could fit inside of it!
The class murmured in amazement.
Well, how did the gunpowder explode?
Parker asked.
Mr. Noffler tapped his upper lip, like he always did when he was considering his answer. Mr. Noffler did not normally have a mustache, but, like everyone else, this week he did. October 19 was only one day away. He crossed his arms and stared at Parker.
That’s a great question, Parker,
said Mr. Noffler. No one ever quite figured out what caused the unfortunate black powder incident that vaporized poor old Bockius Beauregard. It was labeled an accident.
Vaporized?
Parker asked.
Vaporized,
said Mr. Noffler. Well… mostly. As I said—
The mustache,
said Lucas, Parker’s best friend. It survived.
Yes, the mustache,
said Mr. Noffler. The magnificent mustache of Bockius Beauregard. It was the envy of every man in town.
That must have been some mustache,
said Gilbert Blardle, doodling mustaches in the margin of his notebook.
Indeed it was,
said Mr. Noffler. There never was another mustache quite so magnificent ever recorded again in Wolver Hollow.
Who keeps track of mustaches?
asked Lucas.
This is the weirdest town ever,
said Parker.
Some say that mustache had a life of its own,
continued Mr. Noffler. Some say that that is why it returns from the grave every year on the anniversary of Bockius Beauregard’s unfortunate explosion. Nobody knows for certain. Nobody dares to go looking. And so, it remains… a mystery.
A mystery! Parker’s eyes lit up. He knew it!
Wait,
said Parker. Did you just say that the mustache returns? From the grave?
Mr. Noffler smiled and stood up from his desk. I did.
Are you getting all of this?
Lucas asked.
Every word,
said Parker, writing furiously on a piece of paper. He and Lucas had a detective agency—the Midnight Owl Detective Agency—and finding out if the haunted mustache was real or not sounded like a mystery most definitely worth pursuing.
This could be our biggest case yet,
said Lucas.
Bigger than the Case of the Missing Toad,
said Parker.
Or the Mysterious Mailbox Mix-Up!
Lucas said.
Mr. Noffler slipped his thumbs through his suspenders and slowly walked about the classroom. He weaved his way around the groups of tables.
His mustache,
said Mr. Noffler, was indeed all that remained. It was found six hundred yards—five football fields—away from the crater, in an apple orchard. It was still attached to his lip.
Gross!
said Sally McKinley, who sat across from Parker.
Parker wrote, Five football fields. Still attached to lip.
It’s not true, you know,
said Samantha von Oppelstein. She was