A Collection of Short Stories: Nothing is Good

By Logan Mauseth

What happens when a paranoid, fast-walking spider scouts a happy home? Who knows? What happens when you try to mash all the titles of all the short stories into this together? Nothing good, but this book tries to mash stories with varying settings, themes, and tones together with zero success regardless. Nobody get's what they want in any of the st

• Language: English
• Publisher: Logan Mauseth
• Release date: Aug 9, 2021
• ISBN: 9781955734011

Logan Mauseth

Hey! It's me the author. I already have a section at the end of this book that is way too long where I ramble on, but I could also do that right here as well it turns out. That being said, let's talk about me! I've been wasting my time writing for over seven years, as of publishing this, and then I had a thought. What if instead of just wasting my time, what if I waste other people's time as well as mine? Hence why this book exists. You're welcome. Clearly, I'm not very professional. Apologies for that, but at least I'll admit that to you directly. As directly as telling you through the back of the book can be, I guess. Huh. Doesn't seem very direct put that way. Anyway, I'm just an idiot that happens to write as a hobby. Don't have to publish anything or share it with the world, but at the same time, I have no reason to not either. All I have left to say is an apology for wasting your time if you do end up reading this book. Am I sincerely apologetic? No, but I'll still say sorry with a smirk on my face, which is good enough, right? Right?

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