The Silk Road to Samarkand
By Derf Nögard
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Darling Jane,
Well here we are off again! Nettie wore him down and down until he decided it would be easier to go than to resist. He said it would not take long, but his itinerary says otherwise.
It has been lovely seeing you again, going over all the things we did with Mr Jones and John Christian in our lovely
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The Silk Road to Samarkand - Derf Nögard
Chapter One
‘Hello, Fred. How are you doing, dear boy?’ Grandfather’s jovial booming voice enveloped me like the aroma of an expensive French meal, a lovely promise of goodies to come.
‘I’m fine, Grandfather. I’ve sorted where they are and how we get there. Isfahan is in Persia, or Iran as it is now called; Samarkand is in Uzbekistan. They are approximately 900 to 1000 miles apart. I know Nettie wants to do it on a camel, but the train would be far more suitable. What shall I suggest to her? My feelings are a bit of both, arriving at Samarkand on a camel. What do you think?’
‘Nettie makes sweeping proclamations, but she’s never been on the back of a camel. They wiggle as they walk and make you fearfully seasick. She needs a steady ride, smooth and comfortable, propped up by cushions. I suggest some train travel, a motor vehicle and about three steps on a camel; four at the very most. Getting her up on its back will be a feat. The availability of a crane will not be an option, I fear. We need a collapsible ladder.’
‘But the camel sits down; you don’t have to climb up.’
‘With Nettie, you assume nothing. I agree that the camel should be the final means at the gates of Samarkand.’
‘With faithful Rashid leading her in triumph through the great gates into the Reqistan Piazza.’
‘Then back by the deluxe train in our own suite with luxury bathroom, all the way to Tehran, and on by British Airways. Genuinely no money left. She can then go back to her reserved spot on the English Jurassic Coast, and be found by the British Museum, and strung on wires on display forever.’
‘I shall miss her, Grandfather, I really will. Going for a visit to the British Museum can never give the same excitement as when she is alive. She can scare you witless, and terrify the spines of your back, but you still want her to be in your life, alive and giving instructions, making you jump through hoops.’
‘You’re becoming very wise for your age, but you’re not turning green like you should. We all set off pink, then turn green, like some of those plants that produce red leaves that turn green. Pieris Forrestii is one I remember. It starts at the tip of your ears, then goes right through you. The dye ran out before it could get to the tip of my tail, and nothing has budged any further. One green dragon, one pink tip of a tail.’
‘Will I be like that?’
‘No idea. You might and you might not. Wait and see.’
‘It’s a useful thing, like a valve. It tells you if you’re happy, or if you’re cross, and what rate of happy or cross so you can then decide what to do. Useful as a light on a dark night, switch it on or off. Green tail tips are boring. Pink helps you to enjoy life. Ah well, let’s go see Nettie and have a good natter about our journey.’ So, we set off gleefully for Aunt Nettie’s house to find her looking through old copies of Vogue.
‘Hello, boys. Nice to see you. Are you both well and happy or has this dull weather defeated you?’
‘We’re both fine, Nettie, and you?’
‘Bones a bit creaky but then they’re well past their sell-by date.’ She turned a few pages of her magazine with a despairing look on her face.
‘What has happened to clothes nowadays? It’s all like tramps, no hems, uneven edges, slashes in trousers and sleeves, fastenings with sticky tape, undergarments on view for all to see. No good colours. All out of the rag bag, thrown on anything; have no pride in yourself. Live in a dirty shop doorway and beg for money to buy drugs. This new century is a mess. I want to go