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The First Great American Novel: Where Parallel Lines Meet (A Story of Non-Sequiturs)
The First Great American Novel: Where Parallel Lines Meet (A Story of Non-Sequiturs)
The First Great American Novel: Where Parallel Lines Meet (A Story of Non-Sequiturs)
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This book is at odds with America.


Alexander Hamilton and Andrew Jackson are slave traders, the Man with the Mohawk wants to grind your bones to dust, and the Pig-Men wish to take the innocence of the Last Virgin Alive. And - oh, yeah, brother - Hulk Hogan's a racist.


Follow an unknown narrator as they tr

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Release dateJan 15, 2021
ISBN9781637529423
The First Great American Novel: Where Parallel Lines Meet (A Story of Non-Sequiturs)

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