Limericks of the Lockdown
By Rob Walker
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A light-hearted look at the Coronavirus Pandemic and its affects on the world. Limmericks of the Lockdown tells it how it is with the experience of each of us during the lockdown to stay safe, avoid the COVID-19 virus.
Rob Walker
About the AuthorRob Walker is an Experienced Registered Yoga Teacher at the 500-hour level with the Yoga Alliance. He has studied yoga in India on three occasions and holds a fourth level of certification in Iyengar Yoga, a style he no longer subscribes to. Rob had a long and successful career in journalism in London and Canada before turning a passion for yoga into teaching twenty years ago. In 2001 he switched from writing on health care to owning yoga studios. His current focus and passion is training yoga teachers at his yoga college, helping them understand the principles and benefits of The New Yoga.
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Limericks of the Lockdown - Rob Walker
Limericks
of the
Lockdown
By
ROB WALKER
CONSCIOUS CARE PUBLISHING
Limericks of the Lockdown
Copyright © 2020 by Rob Walker. All rights reserved.
First Published 2020 by: Conscious Care Publishing
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First Edition printed December 2020.
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Author: Walker, Rob
Limericks of the Lockdown / by Rob Walker
9780645089202 (Paperback)
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dedication
For Carol
AUTHOR NOTES
Born a boomer in the suburbs in forty six
Walked barefoot to primary for an edufix.
High school was bland
Except for rock music land
The to further studies for a Science mix.
Teaching was always my driven goal
So in Education I did enrol.
They filled this man
With a lifelong plan
And I embarked on a decades long role.
My family’s story is written in this book
Open it up and just take a look.
It describes wife and flock
As domestic secrets unlock
I’m so content with the road that I took.
Rob
INTRODUCTION
We are experiencing a world pandemic. It is a very serious situation that has caused the loss of thousands of lives and is proving to be extremely difficult to control. Many elderly and front-line care givers are among those who have lost their lives. The infection has caused family and relationship strain and has undoubtedly placed people in mental states of anxiety, stress and depression. It is a truly awful virus that has changed the entire world.
I have chosen the Limerick form to convey my images because I can’t write a novel and a limerick is only five lines long. That is about the limit of my concentration. At this point I would like to apologise to all