Dark Glasses
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The author's given name is Dan Hendrickson. As a young adult, he opted to pull on a pair of prescription sunglasses and adopt another name: Henry Rifle.That worked well enough, but only up to a point. Under that name, he wrote and self-published four books of poetry (Shooting Gallery, Bullet Train, A Bullet West and Ballistics Repor
Dan Hendrickson
Often referred to as 'The Dramamine Pirate,' Dan Hendrickson is a comic, screenwriter and poet, who lives in Minneapolis. Comedy Album is the modestly-awaited follow-up effort to 2017's Dark Glasses. Prior to that, Hendrickson authored and self-published a handful of works comprised mostly of experimental poetry and slapdash philosophy, under the pseudonym Henry Rifle. He describes those off-the-cuff, under the radar efforts (Shooting Gallery, Bullet Train, A Bullet West and Ballistics Report) as 'poetry for people who can't stand poetry.' Whereas those early collections were largely comprised of casual bon mots and barbed bonbons, Dark Glasses was a balanced meal; a comedic examination of politics, absurdity, current events and personal identity. As for this effort (Comedy Album), it's a blast of pure seltzer; an old-fashioned kick in the seat of the pants. "What I wanted to do was make a comedy album, like my heroes, Bob Newhart and Richard Pryor," Hendrickson says. "But what I didn't want to do was have to rent a microphone and a speaker. Technology depresses me-and I'm sure as hell not made out of money." Hendrickson's musings, video clips, long-winded digressions and more still can be found at dan-hendrickson.com.
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Dark Glasses - Dan Hendrickson
(Another book financed on my
hopes and paid for with my tears)
A Sticky Hat Production
in association with
Lemon Town LTD.
Produced by Flat Sole Studio
St. Paul, MN 55102
www.flatsolestudio.com
Copyright © 2017 Dan Hendrickson
All rights reserved. No part of this publication
may be reproduced in whole or in part
without written permission of the publisher.
Photo Credits
Mackenzie Kelley, pg. 16
Deb Sjurseth, pg. 130
Amy Hendrickson, back cover photo
All other photos by Henry Rifle
Art Direction
Amy Hendrickson
Henry J. Rifle
Deb Sjurseth
Book and Cover Design
Flat Sole Studio
Video Production Team
Chanzie, LLC
Lyrics to Bleed True reprinted courtesy of Sagebrush Records
NOTE: The Rosanne Cash lyric is correct—I checked.
For booking information, contact Dan at Dan1812@hotmail.com.
To Amy, Will and Soren, as well as my family and friends
To Darci, Mark and Todd, who read this when it was just a bucket of cold gray malarkey (as opposed to the Monochromatic Marvel it is now)
To my co-workers, past and present, all of whom I adore (Be-Be-Be!)
To Kris and Jim, the Optometrists who loaned me the eye blocker . . . thingie
To my golf cronies (you know who you are)
To Vanislaw, Schmidty, Dusty, Chad and Nate
To the Moes (fuhgeddaboutit)
To Noah G., Kurtsauce and Tonysmithburger™
To Oliver Hart and everyone else doing time on the Weird Side
To Dick Tuck
To Francis Xavier Flynn, Arkady Renko and Herbert Nenninger
To Blake Hoena and the gang at Flat Sole Studio
And, of course, to Spec Four, Dean Keaton and Hal 9000 in the Year 2000 and 10
. . . and we’ll fill in the missing colors/in each other’s paint-by-number dreams. And then we’ll put our dark glasses on . . .
—Jackson Browne, The Pretender
Well, I’ve got the guts to fool them/given half the chance.
—Bash and Pop, Never Aim to Please
I once crushed a pair of my glasses (prescription) because I was convinced I was looking at the world wrong. That should give you some idea of where I’ve been. Where I’m going, that’s tougher to say see.
An Introduction
My Name is
My name is Dan Hendrickson,
and I’m a poet, a sponge
and a canteen.
People tell me I can’t
be all three.
I say, "Watch me."
Not Much to Tell
I like to have a drink or three,
I’m pretty good with words and
I have
no shame whatsoever.
And so
I became
a poet.
The Thinker
When I stop to think about it,
I’ve always been a little bit
confused.
I was born scratching my head.
Mom still hasn’t
forgiven me.
Time spent off the radar is the best time to learn how to fly.
Trial Balloons
Sometimes I pretend
to start talking.
Just to see if anyone
is listening.
Early Warning System
My poetry is a lot like
the rain that shows up
on radar
but evaporates long before
it ever hits the ground.
In other words, you won’t need
an umbrella,
but you might
need a canteen.
And when the clouds roll past
and the words fade away,
it will be tough to tell
what, if anything,
happened.
Bureau of Land Management
It would probably
be a lot easier
to have a clear-cut mind.
But I prefer to keep mine
dense and overgrown.
The ideas that do
make it out
are robust, hearty.
They’ve been through it.
They know
what it’s about.
Eff Scott Fitzgerald
Halfway through writing this book,
I had a fairly major breakdown.
I hit the wall—real hard.
After a scattershot recovery,
I met up with a good friend I hadn’t seen
in a while and filled him in on
what all had happened, to the point
that I could explain it.
He was very cool about it,
responding simply by saying,
"Well, at least now you finally have
something in common with
F. Scott Fitzgerald."
Friends are great that way,
always slicing right
through the clutter
and cutting
straight to the bone.
My Back Pages
You perhaps see a complete fossil
dinosaur skeleton
assembled neatly
on the spotless, gray
museum floor.
I see another pile of bones
that, more likely than not,
just wanted
to be left alone.
Fossil Record
There’s only a handful
of glamour
in this bare-knuckle world
and I’ve never cared
enough to fight
for much of it.
I figure, in time,
your