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    Parker's Wolf
    Parker's Wolf
    Parker's Wolf
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    Parker's Wolf

    By Bull Garlington

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    Parker is an intergalactic merchant stranded on earth, waiting out our technology curve until we get to the point where he can fix his broken ride. He's been here since before Ben Franklin, has a sentient albino crack shot gorilla as a sidekick, can bend gravity, can smell a cryptozoological from a mile away, and has a thing for suits.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCreative Writer PRO
    Release dateApr 28, 2019
    ISBN9781645502067
    Parker's Wolf
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    Bull Garlington

    Bull Garlington is an author and syndicated humor columnist whose work appears in parenting magazines including Chicago Parenting, New York Parenting, Michiana Parent, Tulsa Parent, Birmingham Parent, and Carolina Parent. He is co-author of the popular foodie compendium, The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats. Garlington’s features have appeared in newspapers and magazines across the nation since 1989; he won the Parenting Media Association’s Silver Award for best humor article in 2012. His book, Death by Children was a 2013 book of the year finalist for the Midwest Publishers Association, and was named 2013 Humor Book of the Year by the prestigious industry standard, ForeWard Reviews.

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