50 Awesome Things To Do In Retirement
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You've found your Ultimate Retirement Book!
Congratulations on reaching that point in life where you can sit back, put your feet up and enjoy retirement!
Just think of it, no more cares, no more hurry and… no more paychecks! Yikes!
The first day of retirement is an exciting time. You get to sleep in until noon, then
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50 Awesome Things To Do In Retirement - Berger McDonald
CONTENTS
CONTENTS
Introduction
Welcome to retirement!
Chapter 1: Join The Fun Activities
(1) Bowling League
Where else can you sit around, drink beer, get up and bowl for 5 seconds then sit down and drink beer again?
(2) Nudist Resort
A place to just hang out and be seen.
(3) Senior’s Club
Where you can burp, fall asleep and pass gas—and no one will even notice.
(4) Health Club
Not to be confused with a Fitness Club, where people get in shape.
(5) Polar Bear Club
Where men are men.
(6) Online Dating Club
Where everyone you meet is sexy young and successful… until you meet them in person.
(7) Golf Club
It’s called golf because all the other 4-letter words were taken.
(8) Choir or Barbershop Chorus
Where no matter how bad you sing you will be drowned out by other people singing just as bad.
Chapter 2: Experiment a Little
(9) Smoke Some Pot
You’re probably always talking about your joints anyway, now you can smoke one and say it’s for medical use.
(10) Husband/Wife Swapping
You might be thinking, who would want my husband, or why would I want someone else’s pain in the ass?
(11) Try New Foods
How to Take your Gastrointestinal Track on a Wild Ride.
(12) Gambling in Vegas
Where Bad choices will someday make Good stories.
(13) Organize Wine Tours
I never appreciated geography until I started drinking wine.
(14) Go on Safari
Animals love it when you go on safari; it’s sort of like a drive-by buffet for them. The best part is they don’t have to go up and get in line; the food is right there.
Chapter 3: Family & Around The House
(15) Downsize
You have no idea how much junk you’ve collected until you downsize.
(16) Renovate Your Home
Also called how to spend $125,000 without leaving your living room.
(17) Spoil The Grandchildren
Here’s your chance to get even for all the years your kids were a pain in the butt.
(18) Jigsaw Puzzles
Some assembly required.
(19) Get Fit
You have two options when you feel the need to exercise; do aerobics or sit on the couch and wait for the feeling to pass.
(20) Nap
Finally something you were born to do.
(21) Lose Some Weight
If you go to the beach and people are fighting over a spot to sit in the shade your body casts, you might have a weight issue.
(22) Write Your Memoirs
You’ve probably bored your family for years verbally, now you can do it in print. And, when you’re long gone, you’re still kind of there.
(23) Write Your Bucket List
A bucket list is all the things you want to do before you ‘kick the bucket.’
Chapter 4: Hobbies
(24) Antiquing
Some might say when you want to see something old just look in the mirror, but we’ve got more couth than that. Plus you might own a gun.
(25) Fishing
All fishermen are liars—except you and me… and I’m not sure about you.
(26) RV-ing
If that’s a new term for you, it’s basically a big ass bus all pimped out inside.
(27) Woodworking
The world needs more birdhouses, be sure to do your part.
(28) Knitting
If you’re a real partier you’re going to love knitting... said no one ever.
(29) Take Up Painting
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn’t have an ear for music... ba-dum-pum!
(30) Read a Book
What do Hemmingway, Shakespeare and Dickens have