TALES FROM THE FUR SIDE: Purrfectly Adorable Cat Stories
By Peter Benn
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Revealed! The secret lives of cats - an entertaining collection of bite-size stories as told by the cats themselves. Mischief. Mystery. History. Heroism. Revenge and Reflection - this is life as lived on the fur side, beyond the prying eyes of humans – where wisdom, adventure and love mix
Peter Benn
Peter is a mature-age Australian writer who shares his experiences, observations and spirituality with his readers. His books are therefore very personal and honest in nature, with wise wisdom at their core. His writings include travel, sexuality, spirituality, philosophy, photography, biography, cats and developing life skills. Nearly five decades of film and video distribution and exhibition experience will no doubt be reflected in future writing.
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TALES FROM THE FUR SIDE - Peter Benn
TALES FROM THE FUR SIDE
Purrfectly Adorable Cat Stories
Peter Benn
Argosy Media
All contents copyright © Peter Benn 2013
All rights reserved worldwide under the Berne Convention.
First published: United States of America 2013
Except for brief passages quoted in newspaper, magazine, radio, television or online reviews, no part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means (electronic, photocopy, recording or otherwise) without the prior written permission of the publisher. Any trademarks, product names or business names are assumed to be the property of the respective owners and are used only for reference. There is no implied endorsement.
All stories, including but not limited to, people, places and content are fictitious.
Paperback ISBN: 978-0-9873337-5-9
eBook ISBN: 978-0-9873337-2-8
Editor: Anthea Wynn
Published by Argosy Media
Postal: PO Box 7615, MELBOURNE, Victoria 3004 Australia
Email: info@peterbenn.com
For those of us who know that our cats are a whole lot smarter, observant and spiritually aware than we doting humans believe possible.
A Welcome Meow
The Cat’s Revenge
Trapped!
The Bijou Cinema Cat
Passing Over
Klaus, the Hero Cat
A Borgia-style Cocktail
Temple Cat
Old Tom
Wee Folk
Accident
Karma In The Garden
Egyptian Gods
A Welcome Meow
TALES FROM THE FUR SIDE is a wide-ranging collection of short stories as told by a series of my fellow raconteur cats - cats that are wise through experience, thoughtful through reflection, spiritual through ancestry and amusing through their association with a variety of humans.
As humans you see the world through human experiences.... and always from a height of around six feet from the ground. Your frantic lives, your penchant for hurrying, your lack of time for reflection, your self-centered focus, your race for material possessions....
That, unfortunately, is your world, but that is not the world of the cat.
Mine is a world of sleeping, eating, playing, observing, and then sleeping some more. We do not work, nor hurry - there is calm and curiosity. We are independent, choose our own home environment, expect to be looked after and enjoy our nine lives to the full.
Nor do we make war. Spread lies. Covet another’s possessions. Or have need for money.
Like the inner you, we adore happiness and contentment. But we, too, grieve for lost family, for the injured and the lonely. We are very forgiving, and ask for little more than shelter, two meals a day and a tolerance to our lifestyle.
Whilst you have been frantically ‘living’ your life we have been observing your world and we believe that now is the time for us to share with you some of the Ancient Wisdoms to which we have been privileged.
So come with an open heart and a tolerant soul, and see your world afresh.
And perhaps, as humans, you might also then view each other with a little more tolerance, humanity and understanding. That is our hope.
With love and blessings.
Your Feline Friends
It is part of a cat's inalienable right to live, love and play wherever it chooses and with whomsoever it chooses to share. We have inherited a love for freedom that is as important as the heritage the pioneers carved in the human world.
Take myself, for example. I choose to live most of my life with my mistress in a lovely big house in a charming leafy suburban neighborhood. I am pleased to say that she treats me with all the luxury that she can afford, and I of course, respond in grateful appreciation.
But, as a cat with a pioneering spirit, I also have the urge to move around my neighborhood, calling on friends (both human and feline) tasting the bountiful foods and milks that are offered to me and generally keeping an eye open for opportunities for fun and adventure and doubtless, a little mischief making.
And so it was on this particular day that I sauntered off along the rear fence, across the oak and into the first of the neighborhood yards. A favorite pre-occupation with me is to tease as many canines as possible. This, of course, is very easy to do, particularly as so many of them are without a vestige of a brain. They act like lemmings going over a cliff!
Roger, the Bulldog at Number 25 is just such a case in point. Roger couldn't even waddle to the edge of the cliff to save himself, let alone have the ability to see the cliff edge through those puffed up bags of eyes. And his manners! Oh, my dear! Dripping saliva wherever he goes. Hardly the image required to be rescued from eternal bachelorhood. Being so dim witted, a quick walk along his fence or a hiss from a lower branch of the magnolia tree is all that is required to have him barking for hours.
By the time I had strutted my stuff at Number 39 and over-excited the terrier of old Mr. Samuels, it seemed that the whole neighborhood was a cacophony of irrational doggie vocal indulgence.
From my perch high up in the oak tree I had a commanding view of the local back yards. Many of the doggie owners were outside trying to see what had caused all the commotion, and in each case, trying to pacify their canine companion. But they saw nothing. As you know, we felines are far too adept at covering our tracks, and have the ability to move wherever we want to, silently and swiftly.
But the most irate of these doggie owners was old Mr. Samuels. He paced that back yard of his shouting revenge to whoever would listen. No one was in sight, and he certainly couldn't see me, but with his walking stick waving in the air and the tone of his voice decidedly at the 'angry' end of the barometer, he was declaring war. No cat was ever going to upset his dog again. And with that declaration, both he and the yapping terrier disappeared inside the house.
Such threats had been heard before from others, and nothing had transpired. But little did I suspect what he had in store for me.
Old Samuels was willing to try anything to keep cats from his yard, so it was with a victorious glee that he spread the evil smelling little green pellets throughout his entire garden.
Bye, bye, pussies
he sang out loud. Puss off to someone else’s garden. Be seeing you. Ha. Ha. Ha.
It took him most of the afternoon, but by early evening he had accomplished his mission. Looking down from the oak you couldn’t see the little pellets, but my, oh my, the stench that rose from that garden was decidedly foul! Certainly this was no place for cats like myself.
That night from my comfortable bed I could hear the news of the day traveling around the feline neighborhood.
Have you smelt the garden at Number 39?
a voice meowed.
Yes, worse than my masters old jogging shoes,
jokingly replied another.
So what are we going to do about it?
was the big question every moggy was asking. Old Samuels needs to be taught a lesson, but how?
I hadn’t easily taken to sleep that night, so out through my cat-door and into the night I went. On the breeze, even at my house, there was just a waft of that evil smell. It grew more intense as I slinked towards Number 39. It seemed that just about all of the feline locals who could sneak away from their home had gathered near the offending house.
Discussion was heated but unanimous, that Samuels had to be shown the evil of his ways. Whilst every cat would try to think up a plan, it was agreed that we would at least begin our campaign with a neighborhood sing-along throughout the night.
There were about seventeen cats there that night, so we spaced ourselves evenly around the two sides and the rear of the property, with some up trees and others sitting on the fences.
If I do say so myself, it was one of the most successful sit-ins we local cats have ever organized. The caterwauling, meowing, and other radical noises emanating from far and near from midnight to nearly dawn had all the desired effects. Not only did we have a good time, we succeeded in having three objects hurled at us from different households and received verbal abuse too obnoxious to mention. We irritated the entire canine neighborhood into constant uproar and Old Samuels’ light was frequently on and off throughout the night.
Just before daylight, with one joint caterwaul to the moon for good luck, we ended the sit-in going back to our own homes to try and get the bad odor out of our throats and fur, and to make plans for our revenge.
I awoke to the sound of my mistress looking very bleary-eyed talking to a neighbor on the telephone.
It was nearly as bad down here,
she said. Hardly got a wink of sleep all night.
I admit that it is a little hard to look wide-eyed and bushy tailed at that time of the morning, especially after a hard night out with the neighbors, but we felines are actors after all. I felt pleased when I heard her say that I had obviously not been part of such goings on as I was wide-awake and ready to start my day. You humans are so easily fooled! I could sleep the whole day whilst she was at work. As indeed I did!
Whilst I drifted in and out of sleep that afternoon, a series of plans came and went in my mind. I needed a plan that would cause maximum embarrassment with minimum harm.
By late afternoon the germ of a master plan had been sown. It was time to talk to the other cats about it. My mistress wasn’t due home until late, so this was the ideal time to get the others