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BITCH-O-NITE is located in the Bitchy galaxy. It installed cameras on Earth's moon to capture the life and people of Mainvile in the State of Kentucky. The purpose was to produce a REALITY SHOW.
Tall, thin and beautiful females that are built exactly like Earth's women are BITCH-O-NITE's population. They loved the REALITY SHOW

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Release dateDec 2, 2018
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    Bitch-O-Nite - Jay Milan

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    Copyright © 2018 Jay Milan

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    ISBN Paperback: 978-1-64086-281-4

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    Legales

    CHAPTER-ONE

    EARTH. CHAPTER ONE

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWO

    EARTH. CHAPTER THREE

    EARTH. CHAPTER FOUR

    EARTH. CHAPTER FIVE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWO

    EARTH. CHAPTER SIX

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THREE

    EARTH. CHAPTER SEVEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FOUR

    EARTH. CHAPTER EIGHT

    BITCH-O NITE. CHAPTER FIVE

    EARTH. CHAPTER NINE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER SIX

    EARTH. CHAPTER TEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER SEVEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER ELEVEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER EIGHT

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWELVE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER NINE

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTEEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER FOURTEEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER ELEVEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER FIFTEEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWELVE

    EARTH. CHAPTER SIXTEEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTEEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FOURTEEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FIFTEEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER NINETEEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER SIXTEEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWENTY

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER NINETEEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWENTY

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

    EARTH. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTY

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTY

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE

    EARTH. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX

    EARTH. CHAPTER FORTY

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT

    EARTH. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE

    EARTH. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FORTY

    EARTH. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE

    EARTH. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE

    BITCH-O-NITE. FORTY-TWO

    EARTH. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE

    EARTH. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR

    EARTH. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE

    EARTH. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX

    EARTH. CHAPTER FIFTY

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN

    EARTH. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT

    EARTH. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO

    BITCH-O-NITE. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE

    EARTH. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE

    Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. Albert Einstein

    CHAPTER-ONE

    80 light years from Earth and twelve light-years from the Milky Way, in the Bitchy Galaxy, there is a planet called: BITCH-O-NITE.

    This planet is located among billions of other celestial bodies. It is round as most planets are. It is just like Earth, except that its continents are shaped in the form of a triangle with one of its vertex pointing down.

    There is one moon rotating around BITCH-O-NITE, just as there is one in Earth. This moon controls their ocean-tides as well as babes´ moon-cycles.

    There is another moon, but smaller, and is called Bananite because is shaped in the form of a banana. Bananite´s only purpose is to provide a place where babes´pets can roam around, defecate, be aggressive, play and carry out their rituals to reproduce. Also it serves as a place to send babes when they break the law.

    Every nine year´s old babe has the right to choose the starting time of her first moon-cycle and from then on her reproductive life will be ruled from that day. The first moon-cycle of each young babe is a time for celebration called BABE-MIST-BAR. The word BAR signifies a straight cylindrical vertical metal bar were each babe learns to go up and down wrapping her legs around using the force of their arms and legs. MIST is a descriptive word for the fragrance the new babe leaves on the bar after her performance. Family, friends and relatives attending the celebration bring her presents to welcome her to the community and become a full and brand new grown babe. A piece of the metal bar is kept floating in a vacuum crystal box as a memento. The new babe is given a framed diploma to remember her first moon-cycle and her becoming to babehood.

    BITCH-O-NITE´S babes had conquered space travel one hundred thousand years before man set foot on the moon. They know how gravity, dark matter and wormholes can be used to travel to any place in the universe in a matter of minutes.

    Babes in BITCH-O-NITE developed technologies that made their planet a clean and self-supporting place so they don´t need to take a single thing from Mother Nature. They also have no ambition to become dominant against any other planets in the universe.

    Their defense technology is so advanced that they can destroy in a nano-second anything that could remotely cause them harm. Nothing can pose a threat to their wellbeing.

    The mastery with which they developed a laser beam is so amazing that they make it totally undetectable and travels at a speed greater that the speed of light. They can travel through space using wormholes in total synchronization with dark matter and gravity while folding the universe. Time became unimportant when they wished to explore other planets and galaxies.

    Their days and nights last 24 hours coinciding with Earth´s. Their sleep pattern doesn´t need more than eight hours at night. The other 16 hours are used for mental and physical development, entertaining, work plus technology creation. Every babe has the right to choose and change her activities whenever they want making sure, of course, the change does not affect anyone in their community.

    They live in very comfortable apartments and each one has a small garden, enough bedrooms and bathrooms, and some with a Jacuzzi. The preferred one is called a banana Jacuzzi.

    The atmosphere in BITCH-O-NITE is exactly the same as in Earth. They enjoy different climates typical of each season: spring, summer, autumn and winter. Plants are of different colors and shapes depending on the place they grow, but they all have something in common: their leaves are always triangular.

    BITCH-O-NITE has open lands, wild forests, jungles, deserts, mountains but most of all oceans and lakes. In fact, three quarters of the planet is under water filled with overflowing life. Life started in the oceans before evolution allowed them to jump on land. There is an uncanny similarity developing process just as it had been in Earth.

    They are white, black, brown, yellowish and reddish depending on the region where they are born and her mother´s origin. It is an incredible coincidence that babes are physically built and look exactly like women on Earth, except for the fact that they are almost evenly six feet tall, without shoes when they are fully developed. None are fat or anorexic as they have learned, and are later trained, to eat perfect balanced meals since childbirth. When a babe develops an eating or metabolic disorder that would change their weight or appearance they are immediately sent to the Babe General Hospital and the doctorettes will correct the problem.

    BITCH-O-NITE would be a man´s dream because most babes are beautiful regardless of the color of their skin. Their figures as well as their features are almost perfect.

    Men on Earth would be extremely sad if they knew that in BITCH-O-NITE THERE ARE NO MALES. In fact men had been extinct for one hundred thousand years already. The reason: there was no need for them.

    Natural History museums were the only places that displayed male specimens. They came in all sizes and colors depending on the race of their origin. It needs to be mentioned that no race could have claimed they were the smartest or most physically fit.

    Museums showed them in unbreakable transparent plastic boxes that no thief could open. They had them in white, brown, black yellow, reddish and white.

    The planet is governed by a Parliament of Senators only and ran by an Executive President elected every ten years. The Parliament has twenty Senators regardless of their continent population. They hold their seat for a term of ten years and they can be re-elected for two more consecutive terms.

    Outside of the Parliament building there is a big statue. It was built to honor the first Babe: GREAT MAMA BABE.

    One block away, there is a smaller statue representing the most important wish every babe has: a big and beautiful derriere. The statue is called JAY LU after a famous entertainer who built a successful career based on her talent but especially for her beautiful ass.

    Zafrastine One holds the executive president position. Her powers are solely those of an administrator because computers run almost every system. Nothing is left to chance.

    There are no political parties or different economic systems. Everything had been chosen by unanimous decision. Their economic system is an ethical and democratic free-enterprise system that has been in place for a hundred thousand years.

    There are no over populated areas. Poverty had been eradicated exactly when true free enterprise was established as the only workable system.

    The name of the first assistant of Zafrastine One is Marhatelle, and she had been given the order of the day: to check and report if the birth rate in BITCH-O-NITE was keeping the population balanced. A plus or minus non-consecutive ½% was the only allowed population variation every year.

    Marhatelle was in charge of Zafrastine One´s lesser-ranked assistants. Each one had access to the computer´s planetary system that processed the information received from each regional network they had to supervise. She had five assistants and all worked in a single room big enough to comfortably accommodate fifty babes. The room has five divisions where each assistant has her private desk, chair, seats, and digital documents that were kept in a real cloud where mental pictures are shown in a huge screen that can move in any direction in front of their desks with a wave of their eyes. Everything is either eye or mentally controlled: pencils, paper and mechanical instruments had disappeared almost a hundred thousand years before.

    Marhatelle had arrived to work with a splendid attitude, feeling sexy and perfectly balanced of mind and appearance with her makeup, grooming and clothing matching her mood and taste of the day. Her hope that morning was to make a great impression on her co-workers, but most especially upon Witherette, also called Witty, her third-ranked assistant as she had a crush on her. Witty, however, preferred to remain unattached and free to date as many babes as she wanted to but she had specially fixed herself that day to make a great impression on Marthatelle. She was sure her boss was not aware that she would succumb to her unnoticeable advances but gave her, anyway, a sweet compliment when she passed by her office all fixed up and unusually well dressed that morning: You look beautiful today — she said. Oh, thank you — Marthatelle answered. She noticed with her big green eyes that she was just being polite. Could you come to my office in a half hour? I need to discuss some pending’s with you. Of course I will — Witty answered.

    When Marthatelle got up from her chair she looked herself on the mirror to check if every detail of her appearance was, as she wanted; then she looked away satisfied.

    With an eye-move she turned on the first screen and a lot of words and numbers appeared in perfect synchronicity. At the end of the information a sentence in capital letters lit up reading: FINAL COUNT ON SECTOR 4, QUADRANT 16, SHOWS A POPULATION GROWTH OF 1.9% LAST YEAR.

    That was an unsettling piece of information but very important that she had to discuss with Zafrastine One right away, but before doing so, she studied all of the data that supported the conclusion. However, she also noticed that sex waves in the atmosphere were also higher than normal. Work conditions, sleep patterns and many other elements that could be responsible for this important rise showed that they hadn´t changed from previous years.

    Marthatelle was feeling coquettish that morning and she had decided to make Zafrastine One feel that she could, someday, have a secret relationship with her. They had been working over-time during the last 6 months and urgently requested an unusual piece of information.

    There was something very important going on that only the highest ranked babes and the Parliament knew. Marthatelle wasn´t different from any other and she was very curious and needed to do something to find out what it was. Her only hope to open a channel into the big leagues was the cause of the drastic raise in the level of sex waves in the atmosphere. That was why she decided to play the chasing game. Suddenly she was told that she was being requested to go to Zafrastine One´s office, so she looked in her small desk-mirror and noticed that she had to refresh her lipstick, but otherwise she felt confident that her looks and tights were sufficiently sexy to make Zafrastine One vulnerable.

    She walked into Zafrastine One´s office and she was sitting on her big and confortable chair pretending she didn´t notice that Marthatelle had just walked in. When she coughed to announce her presence Zafrastine One looked up and saw her in all her young splendor. She was a gorgeous babe wearing tights that appeared like they were glued to every part of her body. Her top was also very appealing and colored in a pale green that matched her darker green pants. She wasn´t wearing a bra since that garment had almost disappeared from the stores about five hundred years before and only a few babes needed to wear one; mainly older ones. BITCH-O-NITE was no exemption to the universe´s gravity law.

    Zafrastine One also looked breathtaking. Her outfit that day was all in pink and she had made sure everybody in the office would notice her presence. When Zafrastine One pretended to acknowledge Marthatelle, she had already made herself confortable sitting down in front of her.

    Marthatelle crossed her long and shapely legs slowly for Zafrastine One to look at her.

    Zafrastine One´s heart missed a beat but didn´t show her emotion. When she regained her composure she told Marthatelle: I have noticed that there is a population growth of 1.9% in sector 4, quadrant 16. The computer system attributes the disturbing change to a sudden increase in the level of sex waves in the atmosphere. I have checked and seen it happened before in several other sectors of the planet. Every monitor shows that sex waves have been stronger than normal but never like this. The moon looks brighter than usual and probably this is one of the causes.

    Marthatelle answered: "Oh you knew about it already. I agree, but that fact does not explain why there are more babes that are getting pregnant. I don´t have anything against babies though, in fact they are really cute for the first three years but when they grow older they can be a pain in the ass.

    It´s true — Zafrastine One said, but I have a feeling that I cannot explain and that is how this information is already known by Witty. She hasn´t said anything though. Probably she knows already but she hasn´t mentioned it. In any case, I think this is a priority so you´ll be in charge of finding out what´s going on so we can start working to solve the problem. I know it will be difficult because we don´t have any precedents.

    Marthatelle got up and started leaving but she stopped, looked at Zafrastine One and said: Oh I was going to tell you something but I forgot. I`m sorry. She wanted to toy with Zafrastine One´s emotions knowing full well how much she liked her. Then she left for her work place walking and moving her hips a little bit more than usual feeling Zafrastine One´s desire as if she had eyes in her back, as all babes did.

    Zafrastine One was a few years older than Marthatelle and also was a great looking babe. She was white, blond and had hazel-colored-eyes like some other babes had in BITCH-O-NITE. Marthatelle, however, was black, tall, slender with over the shoulder-length-straight black hair and had a big pair of green eyes and long curly eyelashes.

    All babes knew, since they were born, how to play the game, but still, they fell for it over and over again.

    Something important was happening, but Marhatelle could not interpret what it was. Zafrastine One had been rather short of words for the last three months, and once in a while her expression showed preoccupation. She had been in a deep and profound concentration, and with a wave of her eyes, a small screen appeared where she started reviewing the level of sex waves in sector 4, quadrant 16 for the last year. She noticed that there had been a constant increase but she could not think of a probable cause. The moon showed nothing out of the ordinary in the light it reflected upon that sector. Maybe the increase in sex waves is spreading to other sectors and computers have not detected them where we live.

    When Marthatelle arrived at her work place, she asked Witty: "have you noticed that there are more flies and bees everywhere, their number seems to increase exponentially. Computers are so smart that they may be also rubbing against each other. You know, they cannot hook up to a multiple contact and get off with the same voltage.

    Still, a babe could not get another one pregnant because they were all females. Those who wanted to get pregnant had to ask another babe to co-sign a form and help her with the processing in the Babe-Pregnancy- Clinic where she could receive an in-vitro fertilization. Spermatozoids from many chosen men before they became extinct had been preserved in liquid nitrogen containers. They had zillions of them kept in the vault of heaven.

    Unexpectedly, Marthatelle started getting aroused but could not understand why. She could feel she was already influenced by the increase of sex waves but, like all babes, she never lost control of her feelings. One thing she was sure of, however, was that as soon as she would finish her shift, she would ask Witty if she was free for the night so that they could enjoy an evening in her apartment. She started thinking which bottle of wine she would open so they would drink to ecstasy. Suddenly she thought that dry wine would not be suitable for the occasion: rather a sweet fruity one.

    Fortunately for Marthatelle, Witty had no other plans and she was in perfect disposition to spend the night with her. She liked Marthatelle and loved to drink fruity sweet wine. Of course, she wouldn´t be a real babe if she wasn´t expecting her to know, without asking, exactly the type of wine she liked.

    Witty knew that the task she was asked to do for Marhatelle was of the utmost importance but she couldn´t find a quick answer and decided to postpone working on the problem until the following day because, somehow, she was unusually tired at that time that day. She didn´t realize that just by looking at sector 8, quadrant 16 on the screen she was receiving an unexpected and unexplainable influence in her sex drive. Despite BITCH-O-NITE´s technology babes could only measure the amount of sex waves in the atmosphere but could not control them nor find out the cause.

    Through technology, they were used since birth, to be in perfect control of the objects and other things they used to study, work and use as personal entertainment in their lives. They had experienced that feeling for thousands of years so sex waves´ levels that unexpectedly increased that much threw them off balance.

    Enough is enough Marthatelle constantly told herself. No more responsibilities beyond her job and her determination to go up one more step in the ladder: the job of Zafrastine One some day. Then, she could look down on every babe, give orders and control almost everyone.

    To relieve the pressure, Marthatelle and Witty went to a bar. While drinking they reminisced about old times when they were married. Unfortunately their marriage didn´t last long because it was based only on sex and not on mutual likes, dislikes and understanding. When one wanted to go to the beach to swim and watch crabs walk backwards, the other wanted to go to a museum so they constantly argued. Since Marhatelle had an important job, Witty was reminded at all times that her place in that relationship was far below. Additionally, Marhatelle wanted to start a family and Witty wanted to remain childless for the rest of her life.

    After two preliminaries Marhatelle asked Witty if she felt ready to go to the apartment but she replied she needed one more for the road. At least she wanted Marhatelle to wait since she felt she needed to be more in the mood." Marhatelle had to bite her tong because she was ready and was worried that she would grow a pimple in her face if they didn´t go soon.

    Ten minutes later Marhatelle asked for the check, paid and helped Witty get up the chair.

    Since Marhatelle was very influential, she used a transportation beam and ordered: beam us to my apartment.

    When they arrived, Marthatelle made sure she was at ease and poured the wine, turned on romantic music and dimmed the lights. Both had a non-important short conversation to fill the time before they started their romantic evening.

    Soon afterwards, they were totally involved in their love session. Both were soaking wet all over their beautiful bodies. They wasted no time in using all of their senses to enjoy their activity. It was a heavenly gift. Over an hour passed before they felt it was time to drink a second cup of wine, put on a dry robe and sit down to eat the dinner Marthatelle had prepared.

    Suddenly, she asked Witty if she had noticed that she had been pensive and preoccupied. Witty answered emphatically: "No, since the time I saw you I wanted to be with you. Well, you know me I am almost always available especially for you. Thank you, — Marthatelle said, that´s sweet, and guess why I asked you to come? I like you and, remember that.

    Don´t take this wrong — Witty added, but as wonderful as it was, you were specially rough this time. Marthatelle answered: I thought that maybe you´d like it that way tonight. Witty told her, however, that she was a delicate babe and not used to feel uncomfortable afterwards. My, my, aren’t you a sweet and a little sensitive thing — Marthatelle said. You know full well the way I am — Witty said. This is not the first time we´ve been together so don´t pick on me now.

    Don´t take me wrong either — Marthatelle continued, maybe I´ve also been affected by the increase in the intensity of sex waves.

    Shit! I shouldn´t have mentioned that to you because this is a confidential issue so don´t you ever repeat it to anyone.

    Tell me Witty, what are you doing for a living days besides working at the office? Witty answered right away: An older babe is taking care of some of my economic needs as long as I´m available when she wants to talk to me. I met her at a supermarket two months ago. Her maid accompanied her when she was buying groceries and other personal necessities for the week.

    Witty didn´t want to leave and asked Marhatelle if she could spend the night with her. Marhatelle replied: sure, but remember that I get up very early and I don´t want you to open my drawers and poke around to find something you like as you used to do when we were married.

    Curiosity was her favorite compulsion and she loved to poke around someone else´s things. That was how she could find out possible secrets about some one else. The only secrets she had been able to keep were the times she spent with Marhatelle after they got a divorce. She really cared for her and never forgot that an indiscretion could hurt a babe so important as she was. She was always flattered when she received a personal thought from her. It made her feel an important babe too.

    At 8´0 clock in the morning a bell rang and a small calico cat came in the apartment through a small in-and-out entrance located at the bottom of the rear kitchen door. As soon as the cat saw Witty it ran to rub between her legs to let her know it wanted food, so Witty opened a few drawers and found cans of cat food. Then she looked for the automatic can opener and put the food in the cat´s dish on the floor. There was another dish where she poured milk and the cat ate, drank and seemed happy that there was a person in the apartment. In case the cat couldn´t find anybody, the pet had been trained to press a special button and the food would automatically appear, but the cat wanted to be served. Then it went on its way looking for other cats in the building to avoid feeling lonely, although cats do not seem to play among themselves very much, but just by feeling their presence they relax. When it was hungry again it would go back to its place to press the button or wait by the entrance door to wait for Marhatelle when it started getting dark.

    There were several cats in the building and some of them started meowing. There weren´t many cats in BITCH-O-NITE so they would have to request the Cats´ Department for emergency cat robots. They behaved and meow exactly as a real one when they had to respond.

    There was another pet department: the Dogs National Institute. It provided dog robots as companions to other dogs that had no friends, partners or neighbors around. These robots had been properly equipped: Their noses could detect other dog´s hormones and their defecation remains. Contrary to cats and most other animals, dogs had to smell each other´s ass mainly when they got together for the first time. Nobody knew why, but then, you had to be a dog to understand. These robots were so well equipped that the increase in sex waves affected them too; they also started to smell each other´s ass all the time.

    The personnel of the Dogs National Institute could not believe their eyes and said to each other that their developer should be given a special recognition for having made them so real. A special committee was created for that purpose and they decided to give the award of the year to Ms. Doggy Pup. The award consisted in a bronze statue of two dogs smelling each other´s ass and had her name engraved in the statue. She was so moved and proud that she cried for two weeks straight.

    Neither cats nor dogs were allowed to be on the streets. When owners wanted them to roam free they would call the Canine and Feline Transportation Department and purchase a ticket to fly them to Bananite where they could spend three days. After the three days were over, all animals were back at the shuttle´s entrance so when they were completely accounted for, the door opened and the animals got in for the flight back. Their owners were informed and waited to pick them up at the Animal Airport Terminal. Meows and barks could be heard outside the airport because everybody was very happy. All of these animals had a mug shot and their DNA on record. Owners only had to pay for one trip per year as the Animal´s Department covered the others.

    Witty hadn´t been with Marhatelle personally and she was ecstatic to be invited to stay overnight again. She was getting very lonely just by the thought of it so she sent a thought to Marhatelle, and, to her surprise, she was not busy in a meeting and answered her right away. She asked her: can I stay one more night? I promise you won´t regret it. Marhatelle was even more surprised when she agreed.

    Unfortunately Marhatelle was asked to stay in the office to finish a report for Zafrastine One. She needed to prepare it very carefully including Witty´s findings right away and wanted to discuss it with her after she read it. Marhatelle had strong feelings for Witty and was looking forward to see her as soon as possible.

    It was getting late but Witty didn´t like Marhatelle´s orders. Marhatelle didn´t like to stay late either because she knew Witty was waiting for her but she had to send her a thought to tell her that she would be late.

    Witty thought out loud: Damn it and I had everything prepared for a romantic dinner and a wonderful time and she puts her job before me again just like when we were married: if she doesn´t get here in five hours I´m gone."

    EARTH. CHAPTER ONE

    When Earth´s solar system was discovered babes took the decision to intervene but only in one special and single case.

    It was the year 12,000 B.C. of what it´s called today the Blue Hills of Kentucky in the north central hemisphere of North America.

    In the plains of a remote and beautiful wooded area, on a clear night the sky barely lit when a multicolor object shaped perfectly in a triangular form came from space. As a result of the friction with the atmosphere, the object was enveloped in flames. The unexplainable part of the event was that when it hit the earth, it didn´t lose any part of its mass, it didn´t break, explode or lost its colors.

    Some year’s later small stalks grew in that place with a few branches. Each had small triangular leafs. In the middle a taller stalk grew a five feet tall antenna made of a metal unknown on earth but covered by bark and branches as any other small tree.

    Future biologists would call it BITCH-UM plantorum.

    Thousands of years later inside a small but comfortable house built in a town called Mainvile, Mrs. Deliver, the midwife, asked Monogame Daze: Did you prepare clean sheets and boiled water? Of course I did, they are behind my pillows. A beautiful baby girl would be born close to midnight on February 31st. The baby came out of the womb but did not cry when Mrs. Deliver slapped her on her behind to make her start breathing.

    The baby didn´t look like any other baby, her body was colored with pink, black, yellow, reddish and brown stripes. Monogame saw her for the first time and Mrs. Deliver jumped as a cat and yelled in horror: What is this? The cry was loud enough to be heard all over the hills. Monogame and Mrs. Deliver could not believe their eyes: a beautiful baby girl with colored skin in five different tones.

    Mrs. Deliver ran out of the house yelling. An hour later she became mute and could not coordinate her memory. She couldn´t express herself with her hands, her eyes or her mouth. Also, she could not recall the events she participated in. For many years thereafter nobody would know the importance that event would eventually have on the human race.

    When Mrs. Deliver arrived at the bus station she regained the ability to speak to take the next bus to where she lived in a town called Good News. The driver told her: You´re not getting in the bus looking like this. Like what? —- She asked. Painted like a clown. Mrs. Deliver pleaded with the driver PLEASE, PLEASE let me in. Well, but don´t cry I can´t stand feeling guilty. I´ll allow you if you sit in the back. People in the station asked her why she had colors all over her face, hands and neck. She went to the bathroom to see herself in the mirror and when she did, she yelled: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?" Then she went into the bus, stepped in and sat in the back so people would not stare at her.

    Meanwhile, in her house, Monogame cut the umbilical cord the best way she could and as any loving mother would do, she embraced the baby and started cleaning her with freshly washed white cloths and warm water.

    The baby then grabbed her mother´s hands and guided her fingers to the colors she didn´t want. Those unwanted colors disappeared magically.

    All of a sudden a bright light shined through the window and illuminated the wall in front of Monogame´s bed. A perfect triangle design appeared and the light was also shaped as a triangle. Monogame stared at the wall not believing that the strange but perfectly shaped design on the wall had a calming effect although she didn´t know what it meant. However, in her mind, she thought that each of the perfect angles had a familiar significance which she didn´t comprehend at the time.

    The baby made a happy sound when she opened her eyes and saw what the light was illuminating. Since she had just been born she couldn´t understand why she was so happy but her little face showed with a smile that it had to be something familiar and beautiful full of love.

    Monogame was so happy with her baby girl that she hadn´t noticed that the baby´s eyes and lips were slightly also shaped in the form of a triangle. That form would disappear a few days later though.

    The beautiful baby had big green eyes and Monogame couldn´t remember who she looked like in her small family. She decided then to name her Soltrade Daze, her family´s last name.

    After Soltrade was born Monogame said: I still can´t understand why I got pregnant. I didn´t have intimate relations with any man, maybe using a public bathroom was the cause. She was still young and a desirable twenty-four years´ old woman. Soltrade will be the first and the last, she said to herself.

    Generally, women in the region were famous for their looks when they were teenagers, so Soltrade would not be the exception but later on she stood out among the other girls especially for the color of her eyes.

    At forty, however, women in Mainvile and nearby towns would lose their figures and started getting fat. Monogame had seen the transformation and was obviously afraid that she and her baby girl would follow the tendency of the region.

    She lived alone in her house. She had a big garden and a large yard where she grew vegetables and fruit trees. The vegetables and the fruits fed her. Whatever fruits and vegetables were left by the end of the week she sold them at the Sunday market downtown in Mainvile.

    Monogame inherited the property when her father died from a heart attack while sneezing in reverse when she was only eighteen. Her mother had also died but from a different reason. Since she didn´t have any relatives she learned how to take care of herself at an early age.

    She had to plan the burial of her father as well as to notify the County authorities of what had happened. Because she was of age, the State could not put her into protective custody.

    Everything worked easily for her. It was as if someone else was looking out after her. Somehow she knew what to do and that made her feel safe.

    She had never noticed that a fence made of plants surrounded her property. The fence-plant was covered with triangular shaped leafs and no animal or dangerous insects would

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