A Magnanimous Offer
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A Magnanimous Offer - John O'Loughlin
A Magnanimous Offer
John O’Loughlin
This edition of A Magnanimous Offer first published 2011 and republished with revisions 2021 by John O'Loughlin (of Centrnetruths) in association with Lulu
Copyright © 2011, 2021 John O'Loughlin
All rights reserved. No part of this eBook may be reproduced in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the author/publisher
ISBN: 978-1-4466-3789-0
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CONTENTS
Preface
A Magnanimous Offer
The Latest Cure
Between the Shelves
An Unusual Encounter
The Weekly Lesson
The Weekly Confession
Biographical Footnote
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PREFACE
This little collection of prose pieces is composed of four one-act plays, two of which are straight dialogues, together with a couple of short stories which I wrote at about the same time (1976), and which I believe to have a loosely poetic quality and deserve, for stylistic reasons, to be included with the plays, the title piece of which is a shamelessly facetious parody of Oscar Wilde.
John O’Loughlin, London 1976 (Revised 2021)
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A MAGNANIMOUS OFFER
The drawing room of Mr Cyril Richardson's country house in Berkshire where, in groups of twos and threes, a select gathering of guests are enjoying the relaxed atmosphere of informal conversation. Having been engaged in such conversation with Oscar Wilde, an up-and-coming poet, concerning the rumoured progress of indigenous enlightenment in matters of consummate importance to the survival of ignorance, the host, a successful portrait painter, is heard referring his guest's attention to matters closer to-hand.
HOST: (Eyes his guest's three-quarter empty glass of white wine) I trust the wine is to your liking, Oscar?
WILDE: Oh, exquisite! What is it?
HOST: The best.
WILDE: (Politely if belatedly sniffs the bouquet) I thought as much. Vintage calibre! Alas, the number of perfect hosts is becoming steadily fewer these days. Perfection is quite out-of-fashion.
HOST: Indeed? How fortunate for me that I'm never invited anywhere by the imperfect ones. (He glances towards his wife, a beautiful dark-haired woman who has been waiting on the edge of a group of nearby conversationalists for the opportunity of being officially introduced to Oscar Wilde, and indicates, by a polite gesture of his hand, that he would like her to join them.) Tell me, Oscar, do you believe in miracles?
WILDE: Only when they fail to convince me.
HOST: Then you must meet my wife. She convinces no-one but herself.
WILDE: A regular affair!
HOST: (To Wilde) Allow me to introduce you to Pamela. Pamela, the poet Oscar Wilde.
HOSTESS: (Extends her hand) Delighted to meet you, Mr Wilde. My husband has told me all about you.
WILDE: (Kisses her hand) Then I beg your pardon, madam. He has probably told you too much.
HOSTESS: (Excitedly) On the contrary, he rarely talks unless he's excited, and he's rarely excited until he whets my curiosity.
HOST: Then don't allow me to blunt it, my dear. (He turns to Wilde) If you'll excuse me, Oscar, I must attend to our other guests a moment. Just let Pamela know if there's anything you'd like. There's no shortage of wine in the cabinet. (He points to a nearby