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    No Ideas - Leaner, Picturesquer, Betterer
    No Ideas - Leaner, Picturesquer, Betterer
    No Ideas - Leaner, Picturesquer, Betterer
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    No Ideas - Leaner, Picturesquer, Betterer

    By Leif Bodnarchuk

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    Leif is a roadie who fancies himself as a bit of an intellectual. He works for Leonard Cohen and thinks he can write a book about it. It sounds ideal but he has a problem. Reality isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
    Boredom.
    Frustration.
    Alcohol.
    Years of touring does things to you.
    Nothing happens on tour.
    And in great detail.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateJun 6, 2014
    ISBN9781291909395
    No Ideas - Leaner, Picturesquer, Betterer

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