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    The Gimp
    The Gimp
    The Gimp
    Ebook177 pages2 hours

    The Gimp

    By Peter Darby

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    He despises his work, considers his co-workers to be cattle, and only hates himself marginally less than everyone else. Of an evening, he dresses in bondage gear and hangs around in alleyways waiting to beat up muggers. Because that's what his transcendental dominatrix tells him to do. Meet the Gimp. "Compelling and unexpectedly uplifting" - Cy Dethan, author of Cancertown.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateApr 5, 2011
    ISBN9781447600060
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