Cthulhu Limericks
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Cthulhu Limericks - Jeff Bagato
Cthulhu Limericks
by Jeff Bagato
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Cthulhu Limericks
Copyright 2011 by Jeff Bagato.
ISBN: 978-1-329-93150-3 eBook
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All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner.
The poems in this collection are works of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living, dead, or lost to the cosmic unknown is purely coincidental.
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Panic Research Press
PO Box 2482
Merrifield, VA 22116
www.panicresearch.com
Introduction
The limerick is a dangerous verse form by virtue of its highly contagious rhythmic pattern. That da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da
beats itself into the writer’s brain until his entire experience becomes occluded by it. It