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Copyright
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First published as a collection May 2017
Content copyright © Pure Slush Books and individual authors
Edited by Matt Potter
All rights reserved by the authors and publisher. Except for brief excerpts used for review or scholarly purposes, no part of this book may be reproduced in any manner whatsoever without express written consent of the publisher or the author/s.
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Original front cover photo Assorted Toys by Pam Boyd
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ISBN: 978-1-925536-18-8
Also available in paperback / ISBN: 978-1-925536-17-1
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Contents
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How Jacqueline Bouvier Changed the World / J P Lundstrom
Looking Log 004: Dress Code / AJ Huffman
The Rockstar and The Turnip / Stephenson Muret
A Lesson About Priorities / Eliza Redwood
Pablo Neruda fails to seduce a lover / Allan J. Wills
So / Jeffrey Zable
Anvil D’amore / E. M. Stormo
Positive Feedback / Rob Walker
To Protect Against the Bites of Sharks / Gordon Brown
November Ninth / Flora Gaugg
We Walked Beneath a Streetlamp / Stephen V. Ramey
Meth’ / Melisa Quigley
Talking in Threes / Jerry Vilhotti
Tidying-Up / Jane Banning
In Nowhereland / John Lambremont, Sr.
Existential Timing On Fight-of-the-Week-Night / J. J. Steinfeld
It is not like the movies / Joe Cottonwood
Trash / Steven Carr
WITR9 / R. Bremner
Pure Sludge or is it? / Martin Christmas
drawling the wrong conclusion / Carl ‘Papa’ Palmer
Ordinary / Doug D’Elia
Man Who / Martin Shaw
This Really Happened / Joseph Robert
Hail the Pen / Larry Lefkowitz
The Hike / Kristina England
Uncle Kite-Flyer / Chuck Augello
At the Close of the Day / Tracy Lee-Newman
Fed Up (VI) / Devon Balwit
Secret Men’s Business / Irene Buckler
Waiting Room / Anamarija Slatinec
Anne / Denny E. Marshall
The Pen from Paris / Ruth Z. Deming
Berserk (or Not) / Alex Robertson
So Much for the Garden of Eden / Michael Mau
The Lapse of Critical Thinking / Michael Marrotti
Awake at 4 A.M. / Rick Blum
Float Like a Butterfly / Michael Webb
The Postmodern Exhibit / David Sklar
The Look / Abha Iyengar
In Ane / Dimple Shah
The Hare / Susan Doble Kaluza
Next to Te Uru / Piet Nieuwland
Keep Moving / Ashley Morrow Hermsmeier
Saint Agnes / Ruth Sabath Rosenthal
A poem for you / Donna Krause
Exploding Star / Mark Govier
Facial Pareidolia and the Judgement of Flowers / Alison J. Fish
Inane on the Train / Mark Hudson
We’ll Meet Again / Neil Laurenson
Fear of the Mould / Leilanie Stewart
A Squeal from My Automobile / Embe Charpentier
Compartmental / LaVa Payne
Straw Man / Tom Fegan
Leafmeal / Philip Kobylarz
The notice / Matthew Harrison
I Have a Window in My Home Office / Paul Beckman
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How Jacqueline Bouvier Changed the World
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By J P Lundstrom
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She didn’t do it by marrying a future president. It wasn’t her marriage to an aging playboy shipping magnate, either. It was a small thing.
You see, girls used to wear only dresses. No jeans, no shorts. Little girls in colder climes may have worn snowsuits; I saw them in books. But in southern California, we never saw a snowflake, much less a snowsuit.
When girls went outside they wore play dresses. After a few months a dress just wasn’t what it had been. The sleeves didn’t stay puffy and the sashes drooped. So the year’s school dresses were downgraded for play. In a play dress you could get dirty. You could even hang upside-down from a tree.
Our mothers wore dresses specially made for working around the house. They were not attractive, and they were not intended to be seen. If a woman left the house during the day to buy groceries, she changed clothes.
Where does Jacqueline Bouvier come into all this? Bear with me.
I suspect the change began when women went to work in the factories during WWII. I do know that right around the time General Eisenhower became President Eisenhower, we got a break.
Wearing pedal pushers, pants that came just below the knee, a girl could ride a bike and not get caught in the chain. A good idea, but not for school. Still, anything was better than climbing a tree in a play dress and having the neighborhood boys start chanting. It must be genetic, for even at that tender age, the males were fixated on what was beneath a girl’s skirt.
After that, pedal pushers became Capris. Women started wearing pants in public, and it was not only acceptable, it was fashionable.
But not jeans yet, except for a few who adopted the James Dean look, with a white shirt and a little silk scarf tied around the neck. (If you don’t believe me, watch an old movie.)
I wore a dress every day in high school. Or a skirt and sweater. Or a skirt and blouse, sometimes with a little silk scarf tied around the neck.
Here’s the part about Jacqueline Bouvier.
One day I opened a magazine and saw Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis, as they used to write. She strolled along some beachfront with her teenage daughter, wearing jeans and a white tee-shirt. And, as one could see, no bra. Of course, she had the figure for it.
Her fashion forwardness had a world-wide impact. Manufacturers cranked up their production facilities. Levis were copied from Paris, France to Paris, Texas.
And people were put to work creating inane slogans. I know you’ve seen them: Damn, I’m good, or I’m with Stupid.
How many women in dresses do you see today? Compare that to the number of women you see in jeans and a tee-shirt who don’t have the figure for it.
You see what I mean? That is how Jacqueline Bouvier changed the world.
Looking Log 004: Dress Code
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By AJ Huffman
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I broke down and went shopping. It usually
cheers me up, but what a nightmare.