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'Til Later - Carolyn Leitch
’Til Later
MUSINGS AND MOMENTS
Carolyn Leitch
Copyright © 2016 Carolyn Leitch.
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Table of Contents
Foreword
Advice to a Balloon
The Genius
My Grandmother’s Bracelets
Saint Charles Borromeo
Cooking Up Religion
Swiss Flannel
Keyed Up
Lunch Envy
Catholic Costumes
Emotional Weather Report
Clear the Room!
Thank You, Captain Tom
Blue Light Special
Customer World
Wigged Out
Skirting Fashionable Beachwear
All About Jane
When the Day Falls Apart at the Seams
Sidestepping to Nowhere
Lice-ense to Kill
The Bookkeeper’s Secret
Yellow Roses
Mira, The Italian Truth-Teller
The Watchman
Tourists
This Room
Lightning Strikes
Baby Book Letters
The Final Act
Dedicate
d to
Dick, Nick and Haley
Who never cease to amaze me.
I love you.
Foreword
B efore I embarked upon this journey and project, I discussed it with my cousin Mary and my friend Jenny. Mary had typed her mother’s manuscript and knew how much work it entailed; she helped me with the paperwork and assured me if she could do it, so could I. Jenny is my best friend, in addition to being very honest and quite skilled with the written word. She became knowledgeable with everything I had written and was honest in her assessment of what I needed to do. We spent all day at the cottage on Fridays reading and editing. She became my voice; it really helped to hear the stories read out loud and clear; it was easier to know what to change. When Jenny got divorced from her husband, she came home to Cleveland to find a job, get back on her feet, and help her eighty-nine year old mother. Now I know it was also an act of God that she was here when I was diagnosed and subsequently sentenced to a short life of stumbling and slurring. She has been my social life, my social support and my backboard during this emotional upheaval. I just couldn’t ask for anything better except to have no disease at all. So thank you for all your work, Jenny and Mary.
Advice to a Balloon
Some words of caution my air-filled friend
Although a symbol of celebration and happiness
Beware of your darker side:
An untimely pop can
spoil a party
Incite fear,
even start a riot.
In the wrong crowd
you
Can be dangerous
Snapping the hand that ties
Choking the inexperienced
Disappointing the child
who fights the wind for you.
Understand
A life
lacking self direction
Floating without rudder or wheel
Existing as a mere guest of the wind
Can be risky.
Grab my hand
Take me to the treetops
Let me dance upon a cloud
Warm my face in the sun
I’ll steer
If you’ll let me fly.
The Genius
H e’s a genius
, exclaimed Mrs. Nemeth about my brother, Rob, following his seventh grade IQ Test. All this time he’s been fooling around getting C’s when he easily could have gotten A’s
, she told my parents. Why, all this time, he must have been plain old lazy.
My parents were equally amazed with Rob’s testing performance; they looked at Rob with fresh eyes; eyes that were stunned and shocked and smugly satisfied as if they had just found a treasure chest buried beneath the floorboards. And while they never disclosed his actual score, they wove the information into a rich teaching lesson; if you have the ability, you are expected to use it. Now that Rob’s true, innate abilities had been revealed, he was expected to perform accordingly and achieve greatness in the academic world. He was expected to be something other than the class clown.
From that point on, the thick red line crossing his gridded report card announced to the world that the academic limbo stick had been set for him at the A+ level. Any letter grade that fell below the red line indicated inadequate effort and achievement. It was amazing how low an A- could seem, how much of a loser grade it looked like, floating just centimeters below the A+ expectation. A teacher (or parent) need look no further than the placement of the letter grade to arrive at the conclusion that Rob must be a lazy underachiever.
His Mensa status did not carry much weight among his brothers and I, although we were just happy to learn he was so much smarter than our eldest brother, Jeff, a self-described perfect child with an eight year record of straight A baseball award tickets and all letter grades above the red line. We did not want to follow Jeff’s lead at the Catholic grade school. We were glad the class clown turned out to be a genius who would set the pace for us…because we knew we could keep up with his antics. And we also knew we could keep pace with the grades he achieved above the red line.
Rob set the example we could all follow. He dropped out of a preppie college that attracted so many high school students from the suburbs. He was the first to be honest about smoking pot, he changed majors at least three times and drove a Chevy Vega.
As an adult, Rob is still a genius, and so likeable that you can’t hate him for being so smart. After years of experience in the food business, he became a kitchen planner with a reputation for the development of the best prison kitchens in the nation. We expected no less from our genius brother with a soft spot for the average criminal.
My Grandmother’s Bracelets
M y grandmother’s bracelets announced her presence from two rooms away. They jangled with her every step and gesture, a heavy clinking of precious metals. Each link of the double gold chains was dressed with an intricately designed and carefully selected charm, each telling the story of an exciting trip or important event in her life. As a young child, I looked forward to visiting her; I would often sit on the tufted velvet chair in front of her antique vanity and watch myself in the mirror as I lifted the bracelets out of the white satin jewelry box, slipped them over my wrist, and pretended to be talking at a party, shaking my wrist as I laughed. My grandmother told me stories about her travels