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Why Mommy Swears
Why Mommy Swears
Why Mommy Swears
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Why Mommy Swears

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Why Mommy Swears is the much anticipated new novel from Gill Sims, author of the hilarious Why Mommy Drinks and online sensation Peter and Jane.

It’s every parents’ nightmare – the start of the school holidays – and instead of sitting in the sun, reading a book over a cold, crisp glass of Pinot Grigio, Mummy has two bored moppets to attend to. After frantically booking sports camps, child minder slots, not to mention time off work, Mummy is exhausted. But this is only the beginning…

After being dragged to join the school’s PTA in the new term by an annoyingly kind-spirited neighbour, Mummy is stuck with organising the Christmas Fayre and pleasing all the overly disapproving parents. In combination with getting to know her father’s surprise new glamorous (and much younger) wife, and being forced to spend more time with her narcissistic mother, life isn’t cutting her much of a break. What more could possibly happen?

LanguageEnglish
Release dateMar 12, 2019
ISBN9780008298791
Why Mommy Swears

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    This book is a bit light for my taste, but I have to admit, there were times it made me laugh out loud. Mummy has a job, two pre-teen kids, a husband who doesn't pull his weight in house and child care and is head of the PTA. Things get a bit much sometimes. Something most of us can identify with, told with great humour.

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