Chardonnay Socialist And Other Radio Poems
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A Chardonnay Socialist is defined as ‘a person who espouses Socialist ideals while enjoying a wealthy and luxurious lifestyle.’
And not wanting to live like the down-trodden, marginalised people they support!
The armchair revolutionary is the perfect subject for author, journalist and broadcaster Graeme Johnstone in this sometimes cynical look at the world, via a collection of whimsical poems, originally broadcast on radio – 88.3 Southern FM – in Melbourne, Australia.
Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and Australia’s Prime Minister, known as ScoMo, are all appraised, along with stockbrokers, federal police, high court judges, government ministers, COVAID-19, the Queen, Facebook, and a cyber attack on his fridge. And the Big Bang Theory – In Reverse!
Graeme adds that in many ways, he is a Chardonnay Socialist himself.
Not one of stratospheric riches, he hastens to add. Not like those entertainers, film stars, artists, musicians and other billionaires bemoaning the experiences of the less fortunate. But he readily admits he has, along with his wife and family, enjoyed a lovely life in a very comfortable home in a beautiful bayside suburb once described as a ‘quiet middle-class backwater.’
Still, he doesn’t believe that should disqualify him from commenting on the world’s inequalities. Oh no. He loves to offer an opinion!
And poetry, he believes, is a wonderful medium to get the point across.
A poem is a beautiful thing, he says. It stretches the creator’s skills. It can jump from tragedy to humour within a couple of lines. It fills the listener with anticipation of things about to rhyme.
That’s him, an old fashioned poet who writes in rhyming couplets, three-line stanzas, the classic techniques.
Very often the subject is what he considers an unjustness in life and the heaving mass of greedy capitalism that has caused it all - a somewhat delicious irony considering that the radio station is based in Melbourne’s upmarket beachside suburb of Brighton, about twenty minutes’ drive from his home.
In fact, the opening poem, Chardonnay Socialist, explores that glorious conflict.
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Chardonnay Socialist And Other Radio Poems - Graeme Johnstone
FOREWORD
In search of that matching word
A poem is a beautiful thing. It stretches the creator’s skills. It can jump from tragedy to humour within a couple of lines. It fills the listener with anticipation of things about to rhyme.
That’s me, an old fashioned poet who writes in rhyming couplets, three-line stanzas, all the classic techniques. I have tried the more modern approach - where rhyming appears to have gone out the window - but always the music man in me emerges and I rise to the challenge. Sometimes there is a little bit of squeezing or syllable bending, and occasionally I employ several modes within a work, but I generally stick to the object of classic verse.
A Chardonnay Socialist is defined as ‘a person who espouses Socialist ideals while enjoying a wealthy and luxurious lifestyle.’
That’s me, too.
Not one of stratospheric riches, I hasten to add. Not like those entertainers, film stars, artists, musicians and other billionaires bemoaning the experiences of the less fortunate. But I readily admit I have, along with my wife and family, enjoyed a lovely life in a very comfortable home in a beautiful bayside suburb once described as a ‘quiet middle-class backwater.’
Still, I don’t believe that should disqualify me from commenting on the world’s inequalities. Oh no. I love to offer an opinion!
I have done so in my long career as a newspaper and magazine journalist, and for the last five years as the host of Friday Magazine, a news and interviews radio program on 88.3 Southern FM. Every Friday morning I leap out of bed at 5.30 to write a poem in time for the show going to air at 9 o’clock.
Very often the subject is what I see as an unjustness in life and the heaving mass of greedy capitalism that has caused it all - a somewhat delicious irony considering that the radio station is based in Melbourne’s upmarket beachside suburb of Brighton, about twenty minutes’ drive from home. In fact, the opening poem, Chardonnay Socialist, explores that glorious conflict.
A companion selection, more about lifestyle and personal matters, is available in OK Boomer and other radio poems. As with that book, I have included in this selection the broadcast date and, where necessary, an introduction to each poem to set the time and background so you can comfortably plunge into it.
I hope you get as much pleasure reading these works as I did writing and broadcasting them.
Now, having eased my conscience and solved all the world’s problems, where’s that bottle of wine ..?
- Graeme Johnstone.
Chardonnay Socialist
Broadcast August 14, 2020
All hail the Chardonnay Socialist
A faux Communist notionalist
Who bleeds for those who struggle
And are victims of dark forces
He bravely backs their case
In every battle that they face
Whether it’s lack of decent housing
Or cuts in social resources
He vents his white-hot rage
In the letters pages of ‘The Age’
Condemning Government leaders
And fat-cat bureaucrats
And attacks lacklustre pensions
And JobSeeker suspensions
And the appalling lack of heating
In those tiny council flats
It’s a humane commission
A Bayside ‘Bolshie’ mission
To balance the unequal treatment
Meted out to whites and blacks
Taking the side of all Asians
And varying sorts of Caucasians
And phoning in on talk-back
To say he has their backs
And is their white knight
Assisting their great fight
To lift them out of ‘povo’
And give life a red-hot shot
Why, only yesterday
He had a lassie down his way
Polishing his Bentley
And painting the deck on the yacht
And ‘tho she did as asked
About half way through the task
She said she was from a suburb
That had something of a ‘name’
So our man kept a watchful eye
And had his Doberman sit nearby
Well, it’s hard to know who to trust
Much less to apportion blame
Still, at the end of the day
He felt he could honestly say
He’d done his best
To help her fill her belly
He’s no cheating skiver
Why, he paid her off with a fiver
And then poured himself
A glass of Hunter Valley …
Inside the great man’s head
In a rare moment, Australia’s warring politicians united to honour the passing of four-time Prime Minister, Bob Hawke, just two days before the 2019 election.
Broadcast May 17, 2019.
What an astonishing life the great man led
So, how would it be to sneak inside that head?
And stroll around the brain that guided his walk and talk
The driving force of Robert James Lee Hawke
Look, this drawer