The Devil and Jesus Debate Tinder Strategies: How to Optimize Your Tinder Success

By Adam Nostra

I want to tell you about the secret event in Trump Tower where the Devil gave a lecture to assorted A-listers on how to be more successful on Tinder. In his select audience were Jesus Christ, God the Father, God the Holy Ghost, Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and many other luminaries.

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• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Jul 2, 2019
• ISBN: 9780244498511

Adam Nostra

Adam Nostra is a Devil's Advocate and controversialist.

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The Devil and Jesus Debate Tinder Strategies

How to Optimize

Your Tinder Success

Adam Nostra

Copyright © Adam Nostra 2019

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Table of Contents

The Devil and Jesus Debate Tinder Strategies

The Secret Tinder Conference

The Jesus Profile

The Virgin Mary and the Holy Ghost

The Tedious Beauties

Melania and Donald

Jesus

The Devil and Nietzsche

The Devil

The Devil’s Tinder Profile

The Hell-Gate

Hell

The Devil’s Top Ten Tinder Tips

The Secret Tinder Conference

I want to tell you about the secret event in Trump Tower where the Devil gave a lecture to assorted A-listers on how to be more successful on Tinder. In his select audience were Jesus Christ, God the Father, God the Holy Ghost, Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and many other luminaries.

The Devil took a sip of Bloody Mary, followed by a shot of absinthe, then said, with the straightest face, The worst Tinder strategy I’ve ever seen was God the Father’s. A while back, well right back in the Garden of Eden, that guy did a Left Swipe on the whole of humanity … a Global left swipe. Of course, he didn’t call it a left swipe. It was Original Sin" back then.

"Yup, he chose to reject 100% of his potential matches. He sentenced the whole lot of them, all humans forever, to deepest, darkest hell just because he had a bad Tinder experience with that first couple of swingers, Adam and Eve.

"Eve was very racy. She fancied a bit of Adam – he loved doggy style – and a bit of God – strictly missionary position – but above all she wanted me, the kinky guy. She was totally into BDSM. Couldn’t get enough. Loved breaking taboos. She was my little bitch. She’d do anything for me. As her dom, I gave her very clear instructions: go