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    Planetback Christmas Tales
    Planetback Christmas Tales
    Planetback Christmas Tales
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    Planetback Christmas Tales

    By Terry Keshner

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    Santa Claus needs a smoke, Groucho has quit smoking, Mrs. Claus has the launch codes, an elf seeks love and Chinese food, and a Christmas tree named Tommy Joe dares to live beyond the holidays.

     

    This is the disturbing and urgent world of Planetback Christmas Tales - the only profanity-laced holiday book you and your family will ever need.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTerry Keshner
    Release dateOct 3, 2020
    ISBN9781393739418
    Planetback Christmas Tales
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    Terry Keshner

    Terry Keshner has spent decades clinging to the fringes of polite society. Now he has written a collection of Christmas short fiction and essays.

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