The Awesome Times

By Eddy 'D

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This newspaper is going to get WACKY!

Homework protests, school blizzards, and sugary life-threatening sweets are in this newspaper.

Originally just a little fun project, this project-turned-book has been an entertaining funny story with advice letters, a mystery involving a slushie store, and more!

Do you want to know just how funny the Awesome Times really is?

Then ask RainbowCupcake127-or maybe just read.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Hard Drive Publishing
• Release date: Aug 1, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393753346

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Acknowledgments/Dedications

To my loving mother, who’s kindness made me realize I wanted to be an author. To my dad, who's funny and makes me laugh every day. To my second-grade teacher, Mrs. Tafuto, who inspired me to write a story about imaginary friends which I soon will be publishing. To Noah, who is the best friend and nephew that I’ve ever had; and to his little brother, Brandon Jr., who is going to grow up to be a wonderful boy. And to my editor, Henry, for taking a chance on what I hope will be a successful book.

-Eddy’D

THE AWESOME TIMES!!!!!!!!!!

Volume XXII

Sam's Slushies Store Gets Robbed!!!

At 3:00 a.m., Sam's Slushies was robbed and have to close down because the slushie maker, sno-cone machine, and ice cream machine have been stolen.

Investigators find it peculiar that Sam's Slushies’ rival parlor, Ice Cream Dreams, used the exact same machines that Sam's used.

The cameras depicted a moving truck used as the getaway vehicle and the robber wore a shirt with a blue baseball on it.

We interviewed witness Madame Carey who said, He was very weird looking and he had four other people with him who were robbing Sam's Slushies!

Sam's Slushies will be closing Wednesday, February 12, due to investigations and interviews with other witnesses.

Advice Column with RainbowCupcake127

Just Ask RainbowCupcake127!!

Dear RainbowCupcake127,

I'm in a tight situation. My BFF is planning to drop out of school, since I told them I don't want to go to the same college!!!

I want to convince them to stay, but they don't want to hear it.

I want to go to my dream school, but I