CELERITY

By scott falcon

Speed Kills
Celerity usually comes in second at UCLA track—the first loser, her coach would say. But she is encouraged by her father, a botanist, her only parent, and her biggest fan. Then he dies unexpectedly. Now she is alone.
While wrapping up his affairs, she learns about his expeditions of discovery to the Darién jungle and a plant that transforms indigenous tribesmen into prolific hunters ... and extraordinarily fast runners.
She takes a sabbatical from college and follows his work. After weeks enduring the tropics, she finds the plant—it's fifty feet tall and carnivorous. She returns with its extract.
Training at her local high school, her speed is increasing, and people notice. A student times her in the 100 meters—she breaks the women's world record—videos go viral—and life will never be the same. 
Approached by a flamboyant sports agent, he has a plan; there's no money in track … try out for the Chicago Bears as a wide receiver. Nobody can touch the world's most famous female athlete.
Then the side effects kick in.

 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Scott Falcon
• Release date: Jul 15, 2020
• ISBN: 9781734147360

scott falcon

Debuting in 2020, Scott Falcon writes cutting-edge thrillers. Political Thriller: AMERICAN MUTT. A maverick journalist with a black hole past uncovers an invisible cabal bent on destroying American sovereignty. Five-star reviews, the novel rose to the Top 100 in American Literature on Amazon within weeks of release, and to the Top 10 in Political Thrillers. Technothriller: THRESHOLD. In 2040 technology stops working. All of it-except a mutant AI. Five-star reviews, the epic novel hit #1 in Hard Science Fiction and #3 in Technothrillers on Amazon. It also made 14 other Bestseller lists. Psychological Thriller: CELERITY: A mediocre college track athlete ingests a rare plant extract and becomes the fastest woman in history-and the first to play in the NFL. Scott is a wildlife and conservation advocate. He is a member/sponsor of the following organizations: The Wounded Warrior Project, Wild Oceans, Greenpeace, The World Wildlife Fund, the Sea Shepard Conservation Society, and the International Anti-Poaching Foundation. The release of Scott's fourth novel, the eco-thriller TideFall, is scheduled for Q1, 2021. Scott lives in Ventura, California. ScottFalcon.com Fan Page: ScottFalcon.com/fan Facebook.com/ScottFalconAuthor Twitter.com/@RScottFalcon Instagram.com/RScottFalcon Goodreads.com/author/show/19936574.Scott_Falcon

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CELERITY

Scott Falcon

Also by Scott Falcon

THRESHOLD

AMERICAN MUTT

CELERITY, a Novel

Copyright © 2020 Scott Falcon

ScottFalcon.com

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.

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ISBN: 978-1-7341473-6-0 (Ebook)

ISBN: 978-1-7341473-7-7 (Paperback)

ISBN: 978-1-7341473-8-4 (Hardcover)

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Library of Congress Control Number: 2020908096

FIC031080 FICTION/Thrillers/Psychological

FIC015000 FICTION/Horror

FIC031010 FICTION/Thrillers/Crime

FIC031000 FICTION/Thrillers/General

FIC030000 FICTION/Thrillers/Suspense

FIC025000 FICTION/Psychological

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FIRST EDITION

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Contents

The Aftermath

Celerity Audio Recording Pregrame

Celerity File 1

Celerity File 2

Celerity File 3

Celerity File 4

Celerity File 5

The Agent

Celerity File 6

Celerity File 7

Celerity File 8

Celerity File 9

Celerity File 10

Celerity File 11

The Agent

Celerity File 12

Celerity File 13

Celerity File 14

Celerity File 15

Celerity File 16

Celerity File 17

Celerity File 18

Celerity File 19

Celerity File 20

Celerity File 21

Celerity File 22

Celerity File 23

Celerity File 24

Celerity File 25

Celerity File 26

The Agent

Celerity File 27

Celerity File 28

Celerity File 29

The Agent

The Island

Break It

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Also by Scott Falcon

The Aftermath

You discover the harsh truth of it—in your last moment of crisis—that you are alone. And always have been.

—Celerity

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THE CRASH

The ghost plane streaked across the cobalt blue Pacific sky—its white contrails twirling into vortices. The streaks extended for thousands of feet in the humid air, an early indicator of a coming storm. The private jet circled in a slow bank for over an hour, the cockpit windows frosted over, evidence of rapid decompression of the cabin, and loss of oxygen for the crew. An American military jet flew above and behind, its pilot keeping watch over the crippled plane.

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In an NTSB office at night, two men sat in front of the banks of video and audio equipment. They watched the video of the plane descending; the video taken from the trailing F-22A. The video paused.

The talent agent handed a thick manila envelope to the NTSB official, who flipped through the one-hundred-dollar bills, slipped the envelope into the front pocket of his khakis, then handed the agent a flash drive.

So, you promise not to use this until it goes public, right?

Yeah. No problem. Play the last recoding from the black box again, the agent said. The official pressed a button on the audio panel.

It’s a cockpit voice recorder, not a black box. Technically.

Whatever. Play it.

I can’t breathe… I can’t… the voice said on the recording. Then static, open-air transmission, no more voices.

Was that her voice? the official said.

Sounds like it.

It goes on like this for more than an hour, just static. We think she went unconscious. After the pilot had already passed out. The NTSB official stopped the recording.

Okay, go back to the video, the agent said.

The video played, the plane continued its slow bank.

Fast forward to when it flamed out. The official fast-forwarded.

The contrails ended, and the plane went into a spiral.

She’s out of fuel now. No more flying the friendly skies.

The plane plummeted in free fall, then nosedived into the Pacific at high speed.

The agent pushed back into his chair, big exhale, hands through his hair, Like a knife. Jesus.

Yeah.

Wreckage?

Just pieces at three thousand feet, where they found the cockpit voice recorder.

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THE IVY RESTAURANT - BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA

The paparazzi cameras flashed and popped. The agent watched self-help guru Tony Tango move through the restaurant with his entourage. Tony noticed the agent, shook his hand, and slithered out the entrance and into his limo. The car drove away.

The agent walked back into the restaurant, spotted a man and a woman at a table. They waved him over, and the agent sat down.

Hey, the agent said.

Tony Tango, in the flesh? the woman said.

Yeah, and his crew. I just sold the movie rights. We’re pushing for Gosling, the agent said.

Gosling’s not Hispanic, the woman said.

Makeup. Or a tan.

What about Benicio?

Too old.

The woman slid a martini in front of the agent. You heard the black box? the woman said.

The agent sucked half a mouthful, then another. Yeah, her last words.

What’d she say? the woman said.

I can’t breathe.

Jesus.

What about the other recordings, her memoirs, or notes or whatever they are? When can we hear them? the man, a publisher, said.

You mean the recordings that don’t exist, the agent said.

Yeah, the recordings that don’t exist, that you have no legal access to, the woman said.

Where’d you find them? the man said.

A few seconds passed, then So, where are we on her estate? the woman said.

The agent scanned the clientèle. He took another drink.

I’m working on that with legal. This will be an instant bestseller, right?

The woman placed her drink on the table and leaned in. You kidding? Biggest book in a decade. Where are you going with these movie rights? We can help with that.

The agent smirked. Thanks, but I got it.

Haven’t heard if there’s a will, the man said.

The agency still representing the estate per legal, all proceeds go in escrow until probate. Let’s get back to the advance on US publishing rights.

The woman slid a folded piece of paper over to the agent. He opened it.

Poker face.

We good? the woman said.

No, but I’m here, aren’t I?

The man and the woman looked at each other.

The agent finished his martini, swallows, not sips.

I heard the lobster’s good here. On us, of course, the man said.

I like the hot seafood platter, mesquite-grilled Eastern lobster, scallops, shrimp, crab cakes, and calamari. We need champagne. French. Old. I’ll choose, the agent said.

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HOLLYWOOD HILLS

It was magic hour, the sun just over the horizon. The gate opened, and the agent drove his Bentley convertible into the driveway of the restored mid-sixties modern.

The kitchen had a panoramic view of the city lights of Los Angeles. A laptop was on the kitchen table. The agent removed the flash drive from his pocket and inserted it into the computer. The audio file played.

My pilot… my pilot seems to have passed out. We have lost cabin pressure and I can’t breathe. The cabin is freezing over at this altitude… I… Mayday, mayday, can anyone hear me? This is Celerity. We have an emergency. I can’t breathe… I can’t…

A thump, then the ambient sound of the plane’s cabin. The whine of the jet engines.

The agent stopped the audio file.

He walked into his living room, picked up a remote control from the coffee table and turned on the seventy-inch flat screen. Frozen on the screen were three women, two of them playing guitars. He clicked play.

The song blasted from the home theater system, Waiting All Day for Sunday Night. Carly Yellowhair was flanked by Joan Jett and Celerity, playing an old blond Fender Telecaster. The three women were dressed in all black, Celerity with spiky black hair and blue makeup.

So fucking hot, the agent said.

Celerity’s voice was gritty, Joe Cockerish.

The agent cranked the volume, the threesome rocked it, and he danced around the room.

Fuckin’ A. Such a killer song.

The song ended, color commentator Kyle Eversworth and play-by-play announcer Michael Allanwood appeared on the screen.

So here we are, Kyle. We’re predicted to be the most watched NFL game in history, surpassing the highest-rated Super Bowl. Tonight we have the lowly Chicago Bears against their nemesis, the Green Bay Packers. Even after the Halas family finally sold the team to a hedge fund billionaire, and he pumped in a boatload of money, the Bear’s offense has been struggling with one quarterback controversy after the next. Nothing new there, Allanwood said.

But, all everyone is talking about is something else, huh? They signed Celerity to a contract, usurping all the other teams. She spent two weeks with their practice squad and was added to the roster for tonight’s Sunday night game, Eversworth said.

We knew someday there would be a woman in the league, but I thought it would be a soccer star, a field goal kicker, not a wide receiver. This is a historic moment in sports. A mega-moment, if you will. I just hope she doesn’t get killed out there, Allanwood said.

We all hope Celerity, the supposed fastest woman in history, who some people refer to as CLT, does not get injured, of course, but we have had many guys on the small side in the league. I mean, DeSean Jackson, for example, is like five ten but only a hundred and seventy-five pounds. But CLT? We have her at five nine and a buck thirty-five, so let’s just hope, Eversworth said.

Let’s hope is right. On the other hand, what a ratings boost for the NFL. This game is predicted to be the most watched in history, right here tonight in Chicago. So what do you think about the Packer’s coverage? Cover two, zone, double team to not get embarrassed? I mean the Bears have to play her, right? There would be a riot, not only in Soldier Field but in the streets of Chicago, if she didn’t get into the game.

No doubt the Bears will play her. We don’t know when, but she’s going in, and what a moment it will be. I think the Packers will cheat a safety over to her side.

Let’s talk about how she got here. So from what we know, what our media sources tell us, is that her super-agent got word of her workouts at her old high school track after she left UCLA as a freshman. So, he approached her. Then timed her in the forty. Nothing official, but our sources tell us she ran a four-three-flat forty. That’s eight tens off the men’s world record. If true, just remarkable.

Eversworth shifted in his seat, Her workouts with the Bears were held inside Halas Hall with no media allowed, but from what I’m told, Mike, it’s not only her lightning-fast breakaway downhill speed, but we are told her routes, her cuts, were off the charts. Later in the week, the Bears put their Pro Bowl defensive back Kalan Foster on her, and I’m told she got open, like wide open. So this is gonna either be amazing, or a disaster—probably one or the other.

The agent fast-forwarded the telecast to Chicago’s first possession. Celerity was on the sideline. The crowd booed.

Run play up the middle. Two yard gain. Second and eight.

Huddle broke, no Celerity. The crowd’s booing continued.

Run play. No gain. Third and eight on Chicago’s twenty-seven.

Chicago’s coach turned to Celerity and nodded. She ran on the field and into the huddle.

The crowd erupted, chants echoing through Soldier Field. CLT, CLT, you go girl, make six for me.

The huddle broke.

So, this is it, Mike. The big moment. One of the biggest in the history of this league, Eversworth said.

And it seems, Kyle, the crowd had their chant ready even before she ran her first play.

She’s already a social media phenom, Mike. Like the most searched name.

Celerity was lined up as the slot receiver.

The camera zoomed in on her face. She had black stripes painted below her eyes.

The agent hit pause on the remote and sat back on the couch, staring at Celerity’s face.

The doorbell rang.

The agent picked up his cell phone, saw a young man standing at his front gate, and buzzed him in.

The agent opened the front door. The young man was twentyish, scruffy.

The young man followed the agent to the kitchen table, sat down, and removed a Corsair Survivor USB 3.0 flash drive from his pocket. He set the round silver tube with rubber bumpers on the table.

It’s all here. Everything I could scrape from her MacBook until it was powered off a couple of days ago. The audio from the game starts on file fifteen, in case you want to skip ahead.

You didn’t hear a thing on these recordings, and you were never here. Clear?

Dude, we be clear.

The agent picked up the flash drive, unscrewed it, examined it, and set it on the table. He left the room, then returned with a briefcase. The young man opened the case and examined its contents. He smiled, closed the briefcase, and stood.

Should be enough for a month at Passages Malibu and six months’ rent. Good luck.

Copy, dude.

And dude? I know where you fucking live.

Uh, yeah. Well…I move around a lot.

The agent slowly turned. Scruffy left.

The agent removed the black box flash drive from the laptop and inserted the Corsair. A list of audio files displayed on the screen. He clicked the play icon of the fifteenth file.

Celerity Audio Recording Pregrame

CELERITY’S VOICE

The locker room thing. They thought it out, kinda. I mean, I really didn’t care. I kinda wanted it to be a no-change deal, where there wouldn’t be any changes from before. I get dressed and undressed in the locker room like all the other players.

Then there’s the shower thing. I liked the idea of being stark naked in a shower at the same time with thirty twenty-something NFL studs. I wanted to see how many of them started waving flags in the shower. Just do it, right? It would be like a weekly scorecard; how many Bears got a perk up, how many went full flag? Me, the quicker picker-upper.

How many of them would touch themselves, then I catch them doing it, and they see me catching them, and it’s a fucking crack-up. I was looking forward to that. That is bad, huh? Come on, what woman wouldn’t find the whole deal entertaining? In the shower, I have the power. Then I soap up, and they lose it, or gain it, if you will.

But the truth is that in the new Halas Hall, the showers are nice and private, big-city indulgent, personal trainer, rain shower-heads on terrazzo floors. It’s not like school where sweaty fat chicks jammed in the Auschwitz shower galley. This is luxury professional athletics with wooden locker doors and free hair conditioner and towels that aren’t fraying at the ends.

There was still the dressing and undressing thing, so the organization set up a room adjacent to the main locker room and had some towel kid shuffle back and forth telling me when all the players were decent.

They had special shoulder pads made for me that extended down over my breasts—cups with flexible frames. That was the only change to the equipment—tit guards. Oh, and one more thing; they had to send my pants to their seamstress to remove the extra space for a cup. Obviously, I didn’t need that. Sans package.

Once I was dressed, I spent a few minutes in my little dressing room alone before joining the team. I thought of my father, what he would think. He would be amazing proud and excited and nervous and pacing around in his patterns of thought deliberation, thinking of the natural order of things and how this is not one of them. A chaos crash is inevitable, he would say, the female and male species of the higher life-forms demonstrate a continuity of physical and mental attributes, a sexual selection process of peacock's plumage, and the only plumage I would be displaying tonight, with a record reach-rating-Nielson-click-through-user-sessions/visits, is a target on my back. A bull’s eye on a ball field full of bulls.

The guys I used to date were all losers, and three of them have been trying to reach me lately. Two of those cheated on me. They all cheat sooner or later. I don’t really care because I’m no longer wired that way, to care. To care about trivial things like love and loyalty and bonding and intimacy. Wiring changed. What’s in the wires changed too.

After my father’s death, after the Darién, I started to understand all this—the mating thing. More like the conquest thing. Always hunting, like an animal. Because they are animals. As am I. Now more than ever. Sensing. Always alert. Defenses up. Threats all around. Predator or prey. No planning. Pheromones. Instinct. Conquest and move on. Biological not emotional. I get that now.

Now they want to cling, now that I’m about to be more famous than Tiger or LeBron. Celerity, the flavor of the manic month.

I need to rework the laces on my new football shoes so they won’t slip.

There’s a knock on the door.

It was my new entourage: my agent, my business manager, my attorney, and my publicist.

Quick updates on a book deal, two book deals, a movie rights deal, interview schedule, endorsement deals, Nike, Adidas. Through sport we have the power to change lives. I had to choose one.

Tie the knots with a second wrap around so they don’t slip.

Red Bull, used to be Gives you Wings. Did you know some guy sued them for false advertising because he drank Red Bull for ten years and he grew no wings or achieved any enhanced performance? No kidding.

Almond Milk? Silky Smooth. Yeah, I’m a vegan, remember, team? Or at least I was. Make those deals. Send me the contracts. I will counter them all. Then counter some more. Want their last best deal, right before they break.

Tie the other shoe. Have two pair of socks on.

Rolex, A Crown for Every Achievement. Okay, good. Porsche Racing, Full spectrum – full synergy. Contract to include products that I want. Products I don’t need. Several. Lots. I have pain and suffering to make up for, goddammit.

Two pair, just enough extra padding with a firm fit so I can cut—double move. Skinny posts.

What about The Ultimate Driving Machine or The Best or Nothing?

Working on it, they said.

Curl route, slant. Jet route. Jet routes.

Stand up. Feel the fit. Adjust the pants. Settle in. Feel loose, quick, agile. I wish I could play with no pads.

And Limitless Freedom?

Who’s that, they asked.

Learjet. Need that. Come on guys, I said.

Adjust the tit guards.

The rest of the companies I can’t remember right now. They’re rattling off, asking me. Enough. White noise. No. No photos in here. Too close. Too personal. Send them my media kit. Have I approved the media kit?

I say thanks for the updates now get the fuck out of here.

They did.

Except for the publicist. Quick view of media kit.

Not now, I say.

Real quick, she says. Just approve the Instagram photos.

Okay, I say. I look at them.

You look like a movie star, she says. You’re the one, the chosen one.

Annie Leibovitz can take some kick-ass photos, huh?

She’s the best, she says. Now take a look at a couple more. The cover photo, the press kit photo, Facebook header banner image photo upload, Twitter cover photo...

I’m gonna slice your jugular with a hangnail, I say.

Okay, she says.

And lick the blood out of the air, the arterial spray.

You’re nervous, now’s not the time, sorry, she says.

You’ll do great, she says. We’re all proud you.

Who’s we? I think. I think it, not say it out loud.

She leaves, thank fucking God.

I hear my breathing. My heart pounding slow and steady. She said I’m nervous. She was nervous. I’m slowing the world down around me while they are all speeding up. I have hundreds of thoughts to their one. I can slip in between their shadows. Stalk like a specter between their spaces.

Another goddamn knock. Locker room time, the towel boy says.

Dick alert off.

I head towards the locker room.

My cleats click on the ceramic and the cement. Click-click. Click-click.

My hunger for turf. Real Kentucky perennial, 6.2 pH bluegrass, dense, durable, luxuriant green with firm terra for holding the hooves.

The smell. Its moisture rising, sucked into my nostrils. Where the gazelles graze. No, where they run. Where the lioness lies in wait in the tall grass. Then stalks. Sees. Smells. Sensing the gazelle. Stalking. They are the water buffaloes, flanked by gazelles, surrounded by zebras and hyenas. I am the lioness.

My cleats click. The halls are crowded. Nikons and Canons click and flash. Click and flash. I smile, major teeth.

I’m holding my helmet. The mane of the lioness.

I enter the locker room. All these water buffaloes clap and cheer and holler. They all are hippos in their suits of armor. These triple XL humanoids, coids, and zoids. The anabolic, catabolic metabolic glycobolic infants, breastfed with sterone protein powder laced with animal part enzyme treatments and creatine fish oil salads. Main-lined branched-chain amino acids. First grade at Fukushima. Mutation middle school, Chernobyl College.

I enter the locker room. An extra-large helping of bespoke; sophisticated spaces that keep the mind, balanced, sharp and inspired. Full-grain pull-up vegetable tanned leather from Horween, not the genuine leather crap at Green Bay. It’s a country club for water buffaloes with bling. Buffalo bling.

I have zero bling. What I have is zing.

I see the path right now, from here to there then that way then the other, jukes all the way.

I see my escape route on the other side.

They are high-fiving me and yapping and hollering and grunting, and growling real guttural, slapping down my shoulder pads with blunt force trauma, and I don’t hear a thing.

It’s the real thing. I’m the real thing.

I hear ringing. The ringing in my ears.

I am the lioness.

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The agent stopped the audio.

The lioness?

He carried the laptop and flash drives to his living room, set them on the coffee