Famous Quotes About Sex

By Oliver Gaspirtz

Funny, inspiring and thought-provoking celebrity quotes about sex, love, life, humor, marriage and relationships, and how we are all connected.

“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
-Marilyn Monroe

“Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.”
-Butch Hancock

• Language: English
• Publisher: Westhoff Publishing
• Release date: Jun 24, 2020
• ISBN: 9780463328583

Oliver Gaspirtz

Gaspirtz's award-winning cartoons have appeared in hundreds of newspapers and magazines like Saturday Evening Post, SUN and National Enquirer.His work has also been featured in dozens of books, including the New York Times best-selling series, Chicken Soup For The Soul.You might have seen some of his comics online, on sites like BuzzFeed.Gaspirtz cartoons have been on display in several museums, like the Museum of Modern Art in Tehran, Iran and the National Museum of Cartoon Art in Boca Raton, Florida.In the late 1980s, Gaspirtz founded a video game development company called Amok Entertainment.He created several 8-bit games, and worked as project manager for a few games that were published by a subsidiary of Electronic Arts.His neighbor is Butters from South Park. Well, the show's co-creator that the character Butters is based on. Yes, really.Ok, enough with the casual name dropping.Visit the artist at Gaspirtz.com - Like Banksy, but worse.

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Table of Contents

Introduction

Abstinence

Talking about Sex

Sex Appeal

Sex is Normal

Sex and Morality

Homosexuality

How Important is Sex?

Life and Sex

Love and Sex

Marriage and Sex

Masturbation

Men vs Women

Feminism

Sex is Fun

Funny Sex Quotes

Sex and Health

Sex and Old Age

Things That are Better Than Sex

Sex and Politics

Kinky Sex

Sex Education

Sex in History

Sex in Music

Sex in Literature

Sex in Movies

Sex and Drugs

Promiscuity

Pornography

Prostitution

About The Author

INTRODUCTION

Sex is as normal and natural as eating and breathing.

And yet we treat it differently than all other topics. Sex is often censored, as if the mere mention of it were a crime.

The topic of sex is still so taboo in puritanical America, even today, that it is difficult to have an honest conversation about it. Society frowns upon the very mention of it. Sex workers are shunned by polite society.

When this book was first published, I used a pseudonym, because I didn’t want my friends and family to think less of me for writing a book about sex.

Think about how bizarre that is.

Imagine if society treated any other topic like this. Imagine if mentioning flowers could get you banned from social media. Imagine if the FCC fined you for saying the word foot on TV.

It doesn’t matter how normal sex is, we treat it like forbidden information. Easily corruptible minds must be shielded from it.

Talking openly about sex still takes a certain degree of courage. Thankfully some people are trying to change that.

This book features a selection of funny, inspiring and thought-provoking celebrity quotes about sex, love, life, humor, marriage and relationships, and how we are all connected.

I hope you’ll find their words as entertaining and enlightening as I did.

Gaspirtz

ABSTINENCE

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

-Johnny Vegas

Celibacy is not just a matter of not having sex. It is a way of admiring a person for their humanity, maybe even for their beauty.

-Timothy Radcliffe

Gratuitous abstinence is just as bad as gratuitous sex.

-Bianca Sommerland

Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.

-Aldous Huxley

It is a terrible error to let any natural impulse, physical or mental, stagnate. Crush it out, if you will, and be done with it; or fulfil it, and get it out of the system; but do not allow it to remain there and putrefy. The suppression of the normal sex instinct, for example, is responsible for a thousand ills. In Puritan countries one inevitably finds a morbid preoccupation with sex coupled with every form of perversion and degeneracy.

-Aleister Crowley

"What freedom men and women could have, were they not constantly