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    InSane
    InSane
    InSane
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    InSane

    By Jane P. Eris

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    In this thriller collection, weave through murder, mirror worlds, broken hearts, a fuzzy death bunny, and deadly earthquakes. InSane features dark humor and twisted stories circling around family, love, and life.

    No one regrets his birthday present more than spoiled, newly eighteen-year-old Matt. He hopes for a car, and to get into the well-paying family business. But Matt learns the hard way to be careful what you wish for in the dark short, "The Present".

    Follow brother and sister pranksters, Tyler and Shayne, on their search for a duck decoy, while being chased by a duo of thugs looking to collect a debt, on the craziest day of the year in this thrilling and funny action short, "Duck, Duck, Decoy".

    Ruffles the Clown juggles her double life as your friendly neighborhood sniper on the day of Emily's glitter filled party, who gets the gift of a lifetime in the colorful, "Happy Birthday". Their story continues in, "My Hero", when Emily follows her party clown on her next job.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJane P. Eris
    Release dateJun 1, 2020
    ISBN9780578704791
    InSane
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    Jane P. Eris

    Jane P. Eris, novelist of Speculative and Psychological Fiction, earning her BFA at Full Sail University. Publications include her work in Monsters and Muses for short stories, "The Mind of an Invalid" (2019), "Keep Your Socks On" (2018), "Freckles" (2017), and "In the Freezer" (2016). Also published in Currents vol. 47 for their featured short story, "The Present" (2013). Eris has won an Award of Excellence as an Editor in 2013. A modern renaissance woman, Eris jumps horses, paints, sings opera, and creates historically accurate gowns in her spare time with her twin sister.

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