The Yuge Wall of Jina: It's Bigly

By Jaid Black

I'm a red-blooded, God-fearing, gun-slinging, alpha-male patriot born and raised in Trumpgolia. My people are facing a serious problem in 2073 A.D. and it's one that needs rectified: The preachers told us the commie libtards on the other side of the wall conjured up the devil to possess our womenfolk into digging their way out of the Fatherland. My 2 best buddies are as fed up with the wife drought as I am. We are itching for some payback... and we are bigly horny. And so it has come to pass that under the cover of camo and night we will enter the land of godless heathens, steal us three commie libtard females, and claim them as brides. But to do so we must first penetrate...

The Yuge Wall of Jina.

​(It's Bigly)

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jaid Black
• Release date: Mar 11, 2020
• ISBN: 9780463539118

Jaid Black

Jaid Black is the founder and driving force of Ellora's Cave Publishing, the award-winning online source for erotic literature. She is also the founder and publisher of Lady Jaided, a sexy new magazine for women. Her novella "Hunter's Right" appears in the collection Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down, and her novel Deep, Dark & Dangerous is forthcoming from Pocket Books in March 2006. Vistit her on the web at www.jaidblack.com.

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Copyright © March 2017 by Jaid Black.

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The Yuge Wall of Jina

It’s Bigly

By Jaid Black

Dear Readers,

If you happen to hear on the news that

I’ve been thrown into Guantanamo Bay…

Get. Me. Out.

Sincerely,

Jaid

Chapter 1

Ivankaville, Pennsyltrumpia

April 21, 2073

I stood with my classmates in the university’s courtyard as we glared in unison at the commies on the other side of the fifty-foot structure. That they couldn’t see us and we couldn’t see them didn’t matter. We were angry, damn it, and we had every right to be.

Ten more of our city’s women had tunneled under the yuge wall and been granted refugee status by the libtards on the other side of it. Ten more! At the rate our chicks were escaping my classmates and I would be lucky to lose our virginities much less get wives.

This is bigly wrong, my friend Gowdy McKillery grumbled. Like most of my fraternity brothers—hell, like most self-respecting, God-fearing, gun-toting, male patriots in Trumpgolia—Gowdy had been named after a Founding Uncle. Our pappies and grandpappies didn’t fight the MAGA War so we could go extinct.

The Make America Great Again War—MAGA for short. All of our kin had fought in it. Hell, my own pappy had earned a gold-plated heart for his service in the final, decisive showdown—The Battle of It’s-So-Unfair.

I hate them commies! Pence Michaels, another friend and classmate, bellowed.

Da, I agreed in grim tones, Ya zol.

Hey there now, Gowdy said, punching me in the arm, Not all of us had that fancy Russian upbringing you did.

I blinked. I’d been so wrapped up in vengeful thoughts I hadn’t even realized I’d switched from English to the trendier tongue. Sorry, I muttered. My hands balled into fists of righteous fury at my sides. All I said was I’m angry.

Pence bro-tapped my shoulder. We understand.

I grunted. Of course they understood. How could they not? The waiting list for a wife just got ten women longer.

And for the record, I growled, I didn’t have a fancy Russian upbringing. I just pay better attention in class than you two.

Hey now, Gowdy returned, I try. It ain’t easy learning a new language at age thirty.

And I’m thirty-two, Pence pointed out.

I’m thirty-three, I reminded them. My blue gaze flicked to their blue gazes. It took me forever to save up enough money to attend Really Overrated Terrific College.

"Graduating from ROTC was supposed to guarantee us wives on graduation day, Gowdy said under his breath. He ran a hand over his blond, military-required crewcut. Hell, I don’t even need me a looker at this point. I’d settle for a two or three if it meant I could