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Baled Hay: A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass"
Baled Hay: A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass"
Baled Hay: A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass"
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Baled Hay: A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass" is a collection of short humoresques by Bill Nye. Nye was an American 19th century humorist. Excerpt: "Interrupters are of two classes: First, the common plug who thinks aloud, and whose conversation wanders with his so-called mind. He breaks into the saddest and sweetest of sentiment, and the choicest and most tearful of pathos, with the remorseless ignorance that marks a stump-tail cow in a dahlia bed. He is the bull in my china shop, the wormwood in my wine, and the kerosene in my maple syrup. I am shy in conversation, and my unfettered flights of poesy and sentiment are rare, but this man is always near to mar all with a remark, or a marginal note, or a story or a bit of politics, ready to bust my beautiful dream and make me wish that his name might be carved on a marble slab in some quiet cemetery, far away."
LanguageEnglish
PublisherGood Press
Release dateDec 9, 2019
ISBN4064066216542
Baled Hay: A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass"
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Bill Nye

Bill Nye is a scientist, engineer, comedian, and inventor. He has a BS in Mechanical Engineering from Cornell University where he studied under Carl Sagan, and worked on the 747 as an engineer at Boeing before creating and hosting his much-loved Emmy award-winning PBS/Discovery Channel show Bill Nye the Science Guy. He holds six Honorary Doctorate degrees from Lehigh University, Willamette University, Quinnipiac University, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Goucher College, and Johns Hopkins, and teaches at Cornell regularly as a visiting professor.

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