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Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another." --G. K. Chesterton
Good teachers cost a lot, but poor teachers cost more." --Evan Esa
This compact compendium honors our nation's 6.2 million educators by collecting more than 150 jokes, quotes, and anecdotes in honor of those who educate. With this little book, students and parents can show their appreciation for these special people in their lives.
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