My Dog Gets a Job
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The perfect puppy chapter book and ideal dog chapter book for kids 9-12!
Eric's life will go to the dogs if he doesn't devise a brilliant plan to keep Ugly out of trouble!
Eric knows better than anyone that having a puppy can take a lot of work. As the (mostly) responsible owner of a big, shaggy dog named Ugly, Eric has basically mastered the art of dog training. At least, he thought he had.
When Ugly gets into a series of mishaps, including the theft of a roast chicken and a bedroom decorated with slimy duck poop, Eric's family is less than pleased. It's clear Eric and Ugly still have some work to do. So Eric comes up with a genius plan—get Ugly a job! That way, he won't have time to get into trouble. But it's not as easy as Eric thinks...
See where Eric and Ugly's story began in My Dog Made Me Write This Book!
Why readers love My Dog Gets a Job:
- the best book for middle school boys and funny book for kids 9-12
- the ideal preteen gift for boys
- with doodles and drawings throughout the story, it is a great book for reluctant readers and for those who love graphic novels!
Elizabeth Fensham
Elizabeth Fensham lives in Victoria, Australia.
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Books. Change. Lives.
First published in the United States in 2019 by Sourcebooks
Copyright © 2017, 2019 by Elizabeth Fensham
Cover and interior artwork © 2019 by Sourcebooks
Cover and interior artwork by James Lancett
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Originally published as My Dog Gets a Job in 2017 in Australia by University of Queensland Press.
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Contents
Front Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Back Cover
In memoriam: Pippa Wilson and her dog, Ben. -E.F.
For Monnie the collie: you chased sticks like a dog, but you had the soul of a magical princess. -J.L.
1
My bossy big sister, Gretchen, calls it fessing up.
That’s her way of meaning to confess
or own up to something. She’s always saying to me, Out with it, Eric. Fess up!
If my family calls me by my full name, Eric (instead of Eccle or Ec), I know I’m in trouble. Usually, it’s about a crime my dog, Ugly, has committed—like leaving hairs on Gretchen’s new bedroom carpet. She will storm out of her bedroom, holding up her eyebrow tweezers with a single, long, wiry dog hair dangling from it. She’ll yell, You and Ugly have invaded my room again! You’re a sneaking little snooper. I’ll make sure you’re sorry if I catch you one more time.
These are nasty things for a nineteen-year-old sister to say to her nine-and-a-lot—almost ten—year-old brother. Apart from congratulating Gretchen on her clever alliteration (we’re learning about this in school)—sneaking
and snooper
—I have decided not to answer back for two reasons. Firstly, I feel sorry for Gretchen because she broke up with Shane, her boyfriend. And secondly, she’s right about me snooping.
I’ve had to look around in Gretchen’s bedroom a few times when it’s necessary to get some important information. But it’s hurtful when Gretchen accuses Ugly and me of almost everything that goes wrong in her life. Still, I handle my sister much better nowadays.
I don’t let Gretchen see me scared; it’s rule number one of the wild animal kingdom if you want to survive. Also, if I’m quick enough to say or do something funny like inspect her bedroom carpet with a pair of imaginary tweezers, then hold the tweezers
up as if I’ve discovered something and say, Well, look at that. I think it might be Gretchen snot!
Gretchen’s rage usually fizzles out like a balloon that’s lost its air.
While Gretchen says fess up,
my grandpa would say getting something off your chest.
Dad would tell you to come clean.
Mom calls it telling the truth. What it boils down to is that I really do have a confession. The first person I told was my teacher, Miss Jolly. She was cool. She said, You’re human, Eric. Lots of grown-up writers do that. The important thing is that you move on and keep trying.
2
I like the way Miss Jolly calls me a writer. She knows how I became one earlier this year; it was when I was feeling sad and angry, and I felt the whole world was against me—including my dog, Ugly.
I had really wanted Ugly (who was my eighth birthday present last year) to like me, but he didn’t. I got all my bad feelings off my chest by writing about them. Just like Miss Jolly did with my first book, she says she will fix my spelling and other mistakes if I finish this one.
Apart from Ugly’s name, which I’d given him because Gretchen had called him as ugly as sin,
I felt like I didn’t have much of a say with my dog. When I turned nine at the beginning of this year, Ugly was more Mom’s dog than mine.
Because I was hurt and jealous, one day I threw a gigantic fit. I did something that put me in danger. I wrote about all this in my first book, but I don’t want to think too much about what I did. I’m ashamed.
Looking back, I can see that having a puppy in the house is kind of like having a baby who never wears diapers and who can already walk and chew. It can put a strain on the family. Everyone needs to be ready to do their part to help.
I had to learn quite a few lessons about looking after a dog. I’m much more grown-up now. I understand how I needed to feed, care, play with, and train Ugly before we could be friends.
Since I’ve opened up to Miss Jolly, I can come right out and admit how I’m disappointed with myself. Grandpa calls it a sin of omission.
This means it’s about what I didn’t do, but should have done. It’s amazing how talking with another person about something that is getting you down makes it easier afterward to open up to other people.
My big secret is that in the book I wrote about getting Ugly to like me, I told the whole world I was going to write an amazing book for kids like me about understanding, training, and looking after your dog. I even had the different sections figured out:
• how to stop a dog from chasing a cat
• what to do if a dog poos under or on your bed
• how to stop a dog chewing your school projects or treasured possessions
• how to stop a puppy from biting your toes
• games dogs like to play
• reasons your dog stares at you
• how to tell if your dog is hypnotizing you and what to do about it
• ten smelly, yummy dog treat recipes
• how to stop a dog from eating other dogs’ poo
• how to stop a dog from eating your socks or running off with your sister’s tights
• what to feed a dog so it doesn’t have stinky farts
• twelve reasons dogs have bad breath
• how to tell a dog’s future by reading its paw
• tips on how to stick to training even when you don’t seem to be getting anywhere
• dog psychology—how to tell if your dog is lonely, sad, embarrassed, jealous, angry, or bored
• useful and unusual tricks to teach your dog
But I haven’t written a dog information book. I