Strange Pussies

By JJ Joella

When her husband Danny gives her a box of kittens before he leaves on an extended business trip, sexy young housewife Candy is inspired to write a series of very erotic short stories.
In them, a cheerleader encounters a serial killer on a late night city bus. A cowgirl awakes in a small western town with murder on her mind; a modern-day hotwife romances her pool boy, and a group of secretaries find themselves in great distress.

• Language: English
• Publisher: JJ Joella
• Release date: May 23, 2019
• ISBN: 9781370927197

JJ Joella

J. J. Joella is a wannabe cheerleader, beauty contest winner, airline flight attendant, substitute teacher, executive secretary, part time fluffer, weekend bartender, sexual researcher, best selling author, squirt addiction counselor, and police decoy for the Sassieasse University Campus Cops.

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STRANGE PUSSIES

Erotic Short Stories

By JJ Joella

This book is a work of fiction.

Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual events or locales is entirely coincidental.

Strange Pussies

Copyright © 2019 by JJ Joella All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book, or portions thereof, in any form. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical without the express written permission of the author. The scanning, uploading, and distribution of this book via the Internet or via any other means without the permission of the publisher is illegal and punishable by law. Please purchase only authorized electronic editions and do not participate in or encourage electronic piracy of copyrighted materials. The publisher does not have any control over and does not assume any responsibility for author or third-party websites or their content.

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Bonus Chapter photos: canstock photo / stryjek; canstock photo / majdansky

JJ image © Sassieasse Press / Marko Samui

ISBN: 9781370927197

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FICTION BY JJ JOELLA

Candy’s 18 and Ready

Candy’s Juicy Little Secret

Candy and the Kinky Campus Cops

Candy and the Nympho Nurses

Candy and the Cheerleaders

Candy and the Cowgirls

Candy in Bondage

Candy’s Juicy Night Before Christmas

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Britny Creams in the Space Force

Britny Creams and the Alien Tentacles

Britny Creams and the Nerd

Britny Creams and the Bad Boys

Britny Creams and the MILF

Britny Creams and the Domina

Britny Creams at the Office

Britny Creams and the Witches

Britny Creams and the Hotwife Swap Meet

Teagan’s Hotwife Confession

Britny Creams Meets Dr. Touch

Britny Creams and the Hot Asian Tease

Britny Creams and the Striptease Murders

What a Night Before Christmas

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Sassy Brat Orgy

The Seduction of Sissie Malone

The Doctor and the Brat

The Stripper and the Brat

The Brat Meets Mistress Sinn

AUTHOR’S NOTE

All characters depicted in sexual acts in this work of fiction are eighteen years of age or older.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Prologue – Alone With Her Pussy

1 – The Cheerleader on the Bus

2 – Bitch Kitty

3 – Rockman Cockman Prickman And Balls

4 – Titties Pretties Booties and Snatch, LLC

5 – The Pool Boy and the MILF

Epilogue – Danny’s Return

Bonus Chapters

About the Author

Prologue

Alone With Her Pussy

There was a knock on the door. Candy jumped up from the kitchen table and rushed to open it. Her husband Danny stood there, dressed in his best business suit, ready to head off on an extended business trip. His arms were wrapped around a large, cardboard box, which seemed to have a life of its own. It rocked back and forth, and Danny had a hard time controlling it.

Almost forgot, babe, said Danny. Here’s a going away present for you.

Candy glanced at the box for just a moment, and then she pouted. Didn’t Danny notice the sexy high heels she wore, or the wispy empire waist peignoir that the sales girl said would make her look absolutely irresistible? Couldn’t his business trip wait for just one more hour so they could enjoy each other’s love on such a sweet morning?

I wish you didn’t have to go, she sighed.

I know, babe, Danny answered, and he kissed her as he moved on into the kitchen. He set the box down on the table. But, you know... gotta do my job, gotta earn a living, gotta support the family.

I guess so, mumbled Candy, and then she finally took note of the going away present. What’s this? she asked with a curious smile.

Take a look.

Candy peered over the edge of the box and saw four adorable kittens. They were crawling around excitedly.

First one and then the others gave out with little cries that felt awfully close to the sobs Candy had been holding back.

Where did you get them? she asked.

Danny gave her his crooked smile, one that suggested he didn’t necessarily want to answer.

Danny Diddle, tell me! she insisted.

You know... Madam Rue.

The woman with the little shop down on Hollywood and Vine?

He nodded.

And she sells big bottles of Love Potion Sixty-nine. But Danny, she’s a witch. Who knows what kind of special powers these pussies have.

Danny shrugged. And Candy took a closer look at the kittens. They did seem to have a mysterious look in their eyes.

They’re so cute, Candy sighed at last, and she rushed to her husband, threw her arms around him, and kissed him. Danny returned her kisses eagerly. For maybe a whole minute her wishes were fulfilled. But then Danny pulled away. Gotta go.

Just another fifteen minutes? Candy pleaded. I could give you fifteen minutes you’ll remember for the whole trip.

I know you could, Danny smiled. But then it would turn into two hours. I’d miss my plane. Come on, babe. This trip is important.

They’re all important, Candy sighed.

"But hey, when I get back in a