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I have a penis in my purse. And no, it's not a sex toy. This is a real penis we are talking about, except it doesn't have balls or anything, but nonetheless, it's an actual penis. Did I chop someone's penis off? No. From whom is it then? I don't know. How did it end up with me? I found it in my mailbox.
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Andre' Mwansa
Born, August 28 1997An avid reader. Lives in Lusaka, Zambia. Love cats and writes short stories from time to time. You can contact him at andremwansa7@gmail.comAndre', writes for pleasure. His and yours.
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