Project Management: The Sketches
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This book has been described in many ways,
“...I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants.”
"This book single handedly help me pass my PMP, APM, Prince 2 and grade 3 bassoon exams."
“...the funniest book on Project Management I have ever read.”
“Well, it made me laugh.“
None of these statements have been said about it, except the first one, Peter Taylor, The Lazy Project Manager said that and he is in the book. Blast, no not the first one, the last one, yeah the last one, that’s what he said.
What would happen if all comedy sketches were about project management? Wouldn't that be great? Not sure? Well, no need to worry. You no longer have to imagine it, here is a collection of twelve, yes count them, twelve comedy sketches and songs all about project management.
Through these twelve chapters, you will continue to follow the formative days in project management of our intrepid hero George Onaswell. You will have a fly on the wall view of his is trials, his tribulations and the characters that shaped his project management career.
“continue?” I hear you say, did you not read When I Were a Project Manager? Get to it now! It’s cheap and only a short read.
Oh wait, please buy this one first, I have a wife, children, and a really bad fancy coffee habit to feed/quench.
#projectmanagementisfunny
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Project Management - Nigel Creaser
One
Kinds of Lies
SCENE: George Onaswell, presses the play symbol on his brand new Narkia N95 phone, the dulcet tones of Kirsty Wright flow though his headphone, only the left one is in his ear.
KIRSTY:
We introduce Benjamin Disraeli, PM and not Prime Minister, the usual meaning for the post-nominal letters. It is a little know fact that it actually stood for Project Manager, oft debated by historians, but I think the evidence is compelling. In an interview with Mark Twain, for his popular video blog, Life After Huckleberry: A Wanderers Tale
they discuss project management topics, here is a recently discovered transcript of the interview.
TWAIN
Benji, thanks for making time for the interview today.
DISRAELI
Your welcome Marky baby, good to talk about Project Management for a change, instead of all that running a country stuff, borrrring.
TWAIN
So I wanted to talk to you about truth in project management. What are your views?
DISRAELI
Well you see I believe there are 3 kinds of lies in this arena Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics.
TWAIN
That’s interesting, so how about some examples?
DISRAELI
Yea sure. Lets take Lies first, you know when you ask one of the team will we hit the date for such and such and they say Yea should be OK!
TWAIN
Oh yea we all heard that one, that should word is massive in that sentence.
DISRAELI
Damn lies where we ask Did you test that bit?
about something is not working and you get Yes
they say and then quietly or later on add Well it worked on my machine yesterday
TWAIN
Man I hate that, makes me wanna scream.
DISRAELI
And of course the biggest of them all, statistics! Velocity, earned value, defect fix rates per day, hour or minute, they can all say what you want. You just, change the % of or absolute number, or do a fancy graph that no one understands.
TWAIN
OK, so we have the three of them then, but what about project plans?
DISRAELI
Well that’s a good point most of them are a bit flaky so yes I would say there are 4 kinds of lies Lies, Damn Lies, Statistics and Project Plans!
TWAIN
So you would say that covers the lot then?
DISRAELI
Yes, I think so, oh hang there estimating as well. So there are yes five kind of lies in project management Lies, Damn Lies, Statistics, Project Plans and Estimates
TWAIN
Of course its all that contingency
people add in for risks that might happen. Eh?
DISRAELI
Damn!
TWAIN
What?
DISRAELI
I forgot risk mitigation plans, no one