The Bourgeois Empire: A Novel
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In this sharp-witted tale of desperation and decadence, a middle-aged man tries to escape the anxieties of failure and grueling reality of everyday existence with a wide range of distractions—from an opulent home renovation to torrents of pornography to alcohol and pills and fast cars. He’s been told again and again that asceticism and a bit of restraint might serve him better, spiritually speaking. But temptation seems to follow him everywhere—and soon the house of cards he’s been building may completely collapse.
“Unconventional . . . That the book works so well is testament both to Christie’s wonderfully alert writing and the way she maintains a perfectly balanced moral tone throughout.” —National Post
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The Bourgeois Empire - Evie Christie
CHAPTER ONE
Richard, My Man
THE ROOM IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL. No, the car, the car is spinning out of control. Wake up, you cocksucker—cocksucker,
even in your best dreams—your life is about to end. Head tilted up between downy teenage tits, waiting for the wreck on the gorgeous flat-screen, anything but this, he slides the head of his penis over her clammy vaginal lips and onto her stomach. He doesn’t think: Who is this girl? He thinks: Please God let me wake up. Never come inside a girl who is not your wife. Never penetrate anyone but your wife.
When you met Nadine she was twenty-one and married to her father’s friend Richard. You’ll never be like Richard, no one will, Richard is the man, don’t think about Richard when you come. You were taken with her, staying up all night together doing blow off the White Album with two TVs on pay-per-view channels—not even sex, just that . . . just talking, and maybe sex as well, but afterwards. You talked and Nadine said she thought sex was the act of penetration—you heard her say that. And Richard, he could have been your father, a better-dressed successful father, a father that could, let’s face it, never exist. He took you under his tailored wing, introduced you to some nice ass, which at the time was forty-something mind-blowing ass usually, and an all right job with decent money. Then you cut his grass—don’t think of Richard.
And then there’s God, that antisocial fuck, who wakes you from the dream: the one act of grace in your entire God-fearing life. There is no girl and no four-hour McQueen afternoon double-bill, and in this life you always come inside the girl. You have never been in love with Nadine, it was just sex like anything else, and then a job and money—and money is good and so was Nadine. In this life you don’t even want to choose between reality and dreams, either will do, and that’s what it is, a hemorrhaging of tits and ass and gold-leaf RSVPs, sticky bills and place card dinner parties—the oppressive lack of love between you and Nadine that, odds on, everyone around you senses, and that’s why you have less friends sending idiotic get-well cards with silly costumed cats, or dropping in on a Saturday breakfast with their bloated children of dubious parentage. They are noticeably absent this year, they slowly fly away to vacation homes and tennis courts you’ve never even seen, buzzing a waspy hatred that really only ever reaches a passive-aggressive hum.
Either nightmare will do: you used to want to wake up as anyone else . . . a labourer in the Negev with no phone number. Jenny took you there, that aggressive lower-middle-class goddess who gave you crabs. You might have fucking murdered her if it hadn’t been for her predisposition to pinko political brilliance. She could talk and it was good, better than it should have been. But then eventually you would find a way out of the desert and back here and life would be the same except you would be worse off, having gotten used to something else, something better by any middle-class standard.
The thing to do was to get along, quietly, doing this. Paying for stuff and standing with the kids for a photo in front of a new vacation home and having sex and working and doing non-needle narcotics and having online sex that makes you feel sick for upward of an hour afterward and taking the boat out sailing with Bern the German Shepherd and reading anything long and arduous, anything ascetic enough to make reading feel utilitarian, not arty.
Everything should stay as it is, or you might lose everything, and that’s how it is for everyone.
Today was a day for getting along, liver-healing, a cocktail party and a faster wireless connection that tolerates renovated turn-of-the-century walls and allows Candy Cane (or Coconut?) to become a part of your afternoon ensuite bathroom caucus. Life is not good, but it feels good, on occasion, baby, is what you might type.
CHAPTER TWO
Charlie, Baby
A GIRL IS A GIRL. You’ve almost always known that. And it’s not simply spiteful machismo—you haven’t used the word cunt
since fifth grade—it’s just that most girls really are the same. That need to be your first anything: Is this the first time you’ve seen White Christmas with a babysitter? Buttoned a nurse’s blouse with one hand? Fed a landlady’s fish? Tucked in a teacher’s sheets, hotel-style?
Of everything a girl had over a guy, it was honesty, predominantly, that kept the growing gap between the sexes growing. You’d just never come close to a girl on that one. A girl once told you, very plainly, that you were not handsome—that was the best advice you’ve ever been given, because it was true. Girls can be trusted to give it to you straight—they’ve grown cold-blooded from the scalding-hot truths that busted their darling little-girl egos long ago. The great ones have, at least.
And it was advice. Certain facts carry with them obvious choices and, delivered in any tone, force a particular option to present itself. This broad was saying, "You are not handsome, but I sleep with you. You have some kind of it." She had something there. As with any it one always needed more, and now you had more. You had close to everything. And Charlie.
Without Charlie you really had everything.
But sometimes a girl isn’t just a girl. Charlie ignited in you a