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The Making of a Standup Comedian
The Making of a Standup Comedian
The Making of a Standup Comedian
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The Making of a Standup Comedian

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Folks, I think you already heard by now that my friend Felix Baumgartner made that death defying twenty-four mile sky dive jump from outer space. Well it was my idea.I had planned to do that historic jump first. But somebody stole my parachute and beat me to the punch. Well, Im going to do one better. Im going to go to our nearest planet. I think its Mercury. I know it starts with an M, no not Mars! Its definitely Mercury! And jump from there to earth. I know its going to take me a few weeks to get here, maybe even longer but then Im going to own that record and leave Felix in the dust. So wish me luck. When I get back, I expect a parade and lots of women at my doorstep. And yes, this is another one to bite the dust from my bucket list. See you when I get back. Ill be the Guinness Record Holder just yet, oooooooooo oooooooooo oooooooooo!!!
LanguageEnglish
PublisheriUniverse
Release dateOct 23, 2013
ISBN9781491710890
The Making of a Standup Comedian
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Jimmy Correa

Jimmy Correa is from Da Eu Es of Aye by way of Brooklyn NY and is no stranger in the literature world, he has written four other books. He still works part time at a local Home Depot Store where he can hone his skills as a standup comedian. He tells his stories to anybody who is willing to listen in hopes it will prepare him for that big day when he can go on stage and get more than just minimum wage. Sometimes you might catch him on the lumber saw in aisle 14 chopping 4 by 4’s into toothpicks. It‘s grueling work but somebody’s got to do it, well remember his name one day it might be on a mar key in bright bold lights maybe even on Saturday Night Live who knows, remember the Alamo, don’t ask….

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