Stop Your Witchin: Magic and Mayhem Universe: Ida May Chronicles, #3

By Deanna Chase

There's a wedding planned in Asscrack. And when Ida May, and her boy-toy Sterling, are once again summoned to West Virginia via a hot tub teleporter, the bachelorette party is all fun and games until a little dirty dancing results in an improper curse.

Now her shifter friends are in trouble, and Ida May is once again in the thick of it, sacrificing the only thing she cares about to make sure the wedding goes off without a hitch.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Bayou Moon Press, LLC
• Release date: Aug 27, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386674030

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About This Book:

There’s a wedding planned in Asscrack. And when Ida May, and her boy-toy Sterling, are once again summoned to West Virginia via a hot tub teleporter, the bachelorette party is all fun and games until a little dirty dancing results in an improper curse.

Now her shifter friends are in trouble, and Ida May is once again in the thick of it, sacrificing the only thing she cares about to make sure the wedding goes off without a hitch.

Forward

Blast Off with us into the Magic and Mayhem Universe!

I’m Robyn Peterman, the creator of the Magic and Mayhem Series and I’d like to invite you to my Magic and Mayhem Universe.

What is the Magic and Mayhem Universe, you may ask?

Well, let me explain...

It’s basically authorized fan fiction written by some amazing authors that I stalked and blackmailed! KIDDING! I was lucky and blessed to have some brilliant authors say yes! They have written brand new stories using my world and some of my characters. And let me tell you...the results are hilarious!

So here it is! Blast off with us into the hilarious Magic and Mayhem Universe. Side splitting books by fantabulous authors! Check out each and every one. You will laugh your way to a magical HEA!

For all the stories, go to the Magic and Mayhem Universe. Grab your copy today!

Chapter 1

Sweet boobs on fire! I yelped as I jumped up and was greeted with a blast of air so cold, I was certain my nipples had frozen right off. Grabbing my frost-bitten nips in an attempt to save my most precious assets, I scanned the area, trying to orient myself to my new surroundings. The brilliant stars shone down, illuminating a small clearing that was surrounded by a densely wooded forest. After a moment, I noted a familiar white farmhouse a few yards away. That, combined with the fact it was colder than a penguin’s ass, meant there was no question I wasn’t in New Orleans anymore.

No. I was back in Asscrack, West Virginia—home of the craziest witches I’d ever met.

Sassy? Zelda? I called.

An amused giggle filled the air and my eyes finally adjusted, taking in the blonde witch sitting across from me in the shadows. What the hell is happening right now?

It’s a hot tub teleporter! I told Zelda it would work. All I needed was a little help from her to boost my power, Sassy said with a huge grin, holding up a punch bowl-sized margarita glass. Now, sit your ass down and join the party.

Party? I eased back into the water, the heat assaulting my skin with thousands of tiny pinpricks. But instead of finding a seat, my ass landed on hot naked flesh. Hands wrapped around my waist and pulled me in closer. Whoa. That better be you, Sterling, otherwise I’m gonna have some explaining to do after I ride that impressive joystick that’s pressing against my back.

My boyfriend’s rumbling laughter sounded in my ear. I’m ready when you are, darlin’.

Excuse me, Sassy yelled from across the hot tub. There are other people here, you know.

You don’t count, I shot back, turning in Sterling’s arms, overjoyed to be back in the land of the living with my boy-toy. Considering we were both ghosts, our sexy times usually consisted of dirty talk and hand gestures. But now that we were once again in the flesh, there was no way I wasn’t going to enjoy every blessed naked second we had together while in Asscrack.

Hey, Ida May, focus, girlfriend, Sassy ordered. We have a bachelorette over here who needs to let her hair down.

I ignored her as I wrapped my arm around Sterling’s neck and stared into his dark eyes. The hunger shining back at me made all my girly parts sing. If Sassy hadn’t been sitting three feet away, I’d have mounted him right then and there. I wasn’t modest by any stretch of the imagination, but I wasn’t an exhibitionist either. Sassy, what do you say to giving us an hour or two to, uh, get reacquainted?

No way, you dirty horn dog. There’s time for that later. Right now we have bigger matters to attend to. Sassy nodded past my shoulder. Andi here is finally going to hop on that Shifter train and ride it till that dog’s good and wet.

Um, what? I squinted into