How Billy Brown Saved the Queen
By Alison Healy and Fintan Taite
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But the Queen’s suitcase contains two tiaras, a spare crown, three evening gowns, a silk dress and a pair of green wellingtons – nothing remotely suitable for visiting the bottle bank. Fitting in is tricky when you’re so magnificently different.
A right royal riot of a read!
Alison Healy
Alison Healy has worked as a journalist with the Irish Times for almost 17 years. She specialises in food and farming issues but is currently on a career break, working as a ghost writer and on her children’s fiction. This is her first children’s book.
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How Billy Brown Saved the Queen - Alison Healy
Billy Brown was quite surprised to find himself standing in the Queen’s bedroom. It was 4.12 AM on a Friday morning and she was eating an egg. He didn’t know what was more surprising: the fact that Queen Alicia was eating a boiled egg in bed or the fact that he was there to witness it. This is definitely going to be a much better day than yesterday, he said confidently to himself.
The day before had, without doubt, been the worst day in the short life of Billy Brown. He had come last in the Sports Day race. Again. He never won anything, even though he tried so very hard. He’d gone into training before this Sports Day. Billy ran around the garden 27 times until he got dizzy and nearly fell over. Then he touched his toes 17 times. And just to be sure of victory, he did 12½ star jumps. After all that effort, he was certain he would win the race. Everyone would crowd around him, slapping him on the shoulder, saying things like, ‘You’re our secret weapon. Who knew you could run that fast?’
But when the whistle blew and the race started, everyone passed him out without even trying. It was like he was running in a big pool of syrup. Even the boy on crutches hopped past him just before the finish line. That was the worst part of it. No, there was something even worse. It was when he burst into tears in front of everyone. Billy blamed his mother for that. She saw how sad he looked after the race and came up to give him a hug.
It’s a well-known fact that mothers have the power to make you cry just by hugging you if they catch you at a weak moment. Of course, the tears came. A nine-year-old like Billy might get away with that if they were small tears that could be blinked away. Unfortunately for Billy Brown, the tears were big and snotty and noisy.
Billy made a strange gulping noise that he had never heard before. He actually thought the noise was coming from his mother until he realised he was doing it. It felt like a million pairs of eyes were staring at him. Of course Billy realised that this was not mathematically possible because there were just 302 children in the school, but it still felt that way. It was so bad that his mother asked the teacher if she could take him home before the prize-giving.
‘All I want to do is to win one thing,’ he cried that night. Yes, he was still crying, 6¼ hours later. ‘Why can’t I get a prize just once?’
‘Oh, Billy, you’re good at lots of things,’ Mum said, hugging his little red head close to her.
‘No, I’m not. When I drew a picture of an alien you thought it was Gran. When I sang at the concert a small child burst into tears.’
That was true. Billy had an unusual singing voice that sometimes scared nervous children and small furry animals.
‘And when I played the tin whistle at Daddy’s party, Aunt Annie squeezed her glass so tight it shattered in her hand.’
Sadly, that was also true. Aunt Annie spent seven hours in the accident and emergency department and needed 12 stitches.
‘Remember how I told you that it was a very, very thin glass, Billy? So easily shattered,’ Mum said, patting him on the back. She didn’t tell him that it was the last glass in an extremely valuable set that had been passed down from her great-great-great-grandmother. She didn’t tell him that she had gone into the bathroom and quietly banged her head against the wall because she was planning to sell the glass so that she could repair the hole in the roof.
Sometimes it’s nice to see that little patch of day-light coming through the hole in the ceiling. It’s like bringing the outdoors indoors, Mum told herself as she stood in line to pay Aunt Annie’s hospital bill.
But Mum didn’t say any of this to Billy. Instead she said: ‘Well, I know something you’re brilliant at.’
Billy’s big blue eyes lit up. ‘What, what is it? Javelin? Ping-pong? Karate?’
‘School,’ she said. ‘You’re brilliant at school, especially maths.’
His face fell. ‘Who wants to be good at school? I’ll tell you who. Absolutely nobody. That’s who. And who wants to be nobody? Definitely not me.’
Mum knew exactly what he meant because she was just like Billy when she was a child. It seemed like everyone in her class had had a talent for something except her. The only time she was the best was when she got ten out of ten in her spelling tests. She had so many gold stars she could have opened a shop selling only gold stars. But it definitely wasn’t as good as winning a race or an art competition.
After Billy had gone to sleep, Mum turned on the news and saw something that made her spill her tea all over the sofa. Buster the dog