Asphalt Bungle

By Lawrence J. Corneck

Bumbling Bumble Bees

Asphalt Bungle shows how two small-time crooks screw-up their hoped-for last score.

In the comedic-suspense original screenplay Asphalt Bungle (published by AuthorHouse), by author Lawrence J. Corneck, readers meet two strange dudes, their myriad criminal cohorts and a caper that goes completely kablooey.

When Edwin is released from prison, he is met by his supposed best pal Bongo. Ready for his first post-prison meal at Brooklyn Dreams Diner, Edwin expects an easy evening. But things havent been easy for Edwin in quite some time. So, when a he gets caught up in a bust at the diner, it seems like the Golden Goose has arrived; that is until Edwin and Bongo launch a plan to steal a priceless painting from a safe in the home of a sex-crazed octogenarian gangster carrying on an affair with a bipolar scamming Russian waitress working for an entrepreneurial thug.

Played against the backdrop of New York City, Asphalt Bungle, with its dizzying cast of eccentric characters and humorous plot twists, is a thinking mans suspense story. With equal parts hilarity and pop insight, the story takes the classic heist story and turns it into a Shakespearean feast. Bad judgment calls, double-crossing alliances, court-jesters, an off-beat love story brewing in impossible circumstances - Asphalt Bungle includes it all.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Oct 31, 2011
• ISBN: 9781468505764

Lawrence J. Corneck

Lawrence J. Corneck is the author of Existential Hell: A Screenplay Trilogy; Big Cigar, small d**k; FAT FAT Snitch; Geezer Pleaser, Bald Lubavitcher, Mime's the Word, Bubble Catcher and Asphalt Bungle (also published by AuthorHouse), all part of the same saga. More screenplays based upon earlier characters, including B**** Fight at the KO Corral, Spy with the Beautiful Frown and Killing Time as Time Kills, will soon be available through AuthorHouse. Each screenplay will be written in a different genre: cat and mouse, domestic drama, high adventure, coming-of-age, comedy, romance, horror, tear-jerker, show biz, caper, western, spy and science fiction.

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