Ruth's Fables and Other Stories
By R.E. Todd
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R.E. Todd
Daughter of entrepreneurs from the culturally diverse inner city, Chicago Democrat Ruth Todd is a wife, mother of three and grandmother of three. Working in computers and telecommunications serving the nuclear industry, Ruth holds masters degrees in History and Business Administration. She is a great storyteller and an American treasure.
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Ruth's Fables and Other Stories - R.E. Todd
Ruth’s Fables and Other Stories
How to thrive and survive in the school of life.
R. E. Todd
Authors Choice Press
San Jose New York Lincoln Shanghai
Ruth’s Fables and Other Stories
All Rights Reserved © 2002 by Ruth Ellen Todd
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Part biographical, part autobiographical and part self help—this book is a guide
book for happiness.
ISBN: 978-1-475-90928-9 (ebook)
ISBN: 0-595-23957-9
Contents
THE WITNESS
THE SOUP POTS
THE COAL TRUCK
EYES WIDE OPEN
PRESENTS
WHICH ONE OF US IS CRAZY?
A MATH MAJOR I’M NOT!
FAMILY, FEAR AND DEATH
THE POOL PLAYER
CHILDHOOD NEUROSIS
KINDERGARTEN HOOKY
THE SHOPLIFTERS
MASHED POTATOES
MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR-THE CINDERELLA STORY
FLASH OF THE TIGHT ENDS
THE ROBBER
FRIENDS
MENTORS AND FRIENDS
ON BEING RAISED MOSTLY BY MY FATHER
PROMISES
BE NOT AFRAID
A TEA SET
THE RESTAURANT
MY FATHER’S DAUGHTER
IT’S ALL ABOUT STRENGTH OF WILL
THE HONESTY OF CHILDREN
THE PENGUIN
MOSCOW
THE LOST SEA
MY NAME
CANCER
KETCHUP AND A PLASTIC KNIFE
THE SMOOTH
THE WRONG KEY
CHANGE
FAVORITE FILMS AND BOOKS
ON THE ADVICE OF PEDIATRICIANS
BOOKS
MY FIRST HOUSE
I’M NOT LOST, YOU ARE!
THE BLUE LUSTERS
WORMS
RUNNING OUT OF WALL
BETTING YOUR HUNCHES
FINDING YOUR LUCK
TETANUS SHOTS AND MOTHER
ON VISITING ATLANTA
ON EDUCATION
QUANTITATIVE METHODS IN BUSINESS
CHICKEN AND EGG STORIES
HOMEMADE SOUPS
ON HOW TO QUIT SMOKING
I’M HURT AND SHE’S MAIMED
MULES, TOBACCO AND OTHER TRUE STORIES
ON CHASING THE DOG
ON LEARNING ABOUT FEMALE IMPERSONATORS
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
THE BEATING
I’VE BEEN LOST HERE BEFORE
PRIDE IN SOMEONE
A DIFFICULT TIME IN ATLANTA
GEEZ, THAT STUFF STINKS
AN AFTERLIFE
WHEN BAD THINGS CONSPIRE
THE 1959 CHEVY
A POEM
TO KNOW ME IS TO LOVE ME
FLORA AND FAUNA
OPPOSITES ATTRACT
FLINT
IT IS A VERY SMALL WORLD
A SPIDERS’ BITE
TALENTS
THE BOOKIE
A RUNNER
COINS
THE CRYSTAL BOWL
THE MAHOGANY TABLE
DARDEN AND LOBSTER BOY
MY GRANDFATHER AND THE ROOSTER
CASTORIA AND THE BAKERY WAGON
PAUL REVERE
SIMON’S RESTAURANT
THE RUBBER TREE
BUDDY BOY
BREAK-IN AT THE RESTAURANT
POKER WITH THE RELATIVES
YUCCA MOUNTAIN
MY NEPHEW MARK
SELF MENTORING
END OF VOLUME I
This is dedicated to my parents, John and Loretta, and my nephew John with love.
I miss you more than mere words can express. It is also dedicated to my husband without him none of this would be possible.
This is a collection of life stories. To the best of my knowledge, they are true and each one has a lesson learned. I began writing these, so that my daughters would know the family stories and then discovered that others in my family and other people, not in my family, liked these stories. It somehow became important to share them more widely.
They are not especially profound or earth shaking stories but more like down home, common sense stories, or rules to live by stories. For me, these stories have become lessons to learn along the way and a path for survival. Some are funny and some are sad but they are all part of who I am. I have, over time, called them my fables like Aesop of old.
I am grateful to my family and friends who have helped me remember and assemble these stories and to all the people who have shared my journey through childhood into adulthood. Each day of our lives is filled with life’s lessons, if we are willing to learn.
As you read these stories, you may think of other lessons learned. The lessons learned written here are the ones that I gleaned as my nuggets to carry forward.
The Witness
My father told me that when he was a young man he actually saw John Dillinger shot in front of the Biograph Theater in Chicago.
Dad used to live in a house on Marshfield Avenue and the Biograph was within walking distance, for him, from his house.
The story goes: "I was walking to the theater and when I got within a block or two, I noticed a bunch of fancy cars and men in suits. As I got closer to the theater, there were several more ‘suits’.
In those days, theaters didn’t sell candy and popcorn in the theater. There were stores on either side of the street that sold candy apples, licorice, popcorn and other snacks. I was opposite the theater when I saw a woman come out and talk to one of the suits.
She was a good looking woman so I stood on the stoop of the candy store to watch—in a few moments-a guy walks out of the theater and BAM!—guns everywhere, bullets flying—I hit the ground (the stoop) and kept my head down.
Then there was a great deal of commotion, cops everywhere, they hustled me into the store. I asked what was going on and I was told to mind my own business. After awhile, the all clear was given and I was able to go into the theater-just like nothing happened. The next day, the newspaper headline read: John Dillinger shot dead at Biograph.
I knew then what had happened and how it happened."
Lesson Learned 1: Keep your eyes open and your head down.
Lesson Learned 2: Look around you, the movie may be right in front of you and not just in the theater.
The Soup Pots
Mom had two stoves, two ovens, a grill and a steam table in the back of her kitchen at the restaurant. She usually had food cooking in pots and pans on every burner, in both ovens and was always cooking special orders on the grill.
Her ability to keep her homemade soup available for customers was limited by the size of the pots she had to use. She had several 3-quart pans and she would make soup in four or five of these pans but she would always run out. She hated to disappoint customers.
On one of our weekend trips to Hank’s house, she was describing her dilemma to Hank and he commiserated with her. Three days later, Hank showed up at the restaurant with pots that he had bought at the Naval store on the base at Great Lakes. These are utility pots that would hold several gallons of soup and would more than fill the bill.
Hank told Mom, that good cooks were few and far between and he couldn’t let a little thing like pots and pans stand in the way of a good meal. Mom was so happy she cried.
Lesson Learned: Always have the right tool for the job at hand if you want to do it right.
The Coal Truck
My Uncle Hank married my mother’s sister Mae. Mae and Hank and Mom and Dad used to double date when they were courting and Hank and my dad got along famously. At the time, Hank was driving a coal truck and sometimes he would bring my dad along as a helper.
Story 1: On one of these trips, Hank and dad, had been delivering coal all day and were almost done. Hank had to use the restroom but as there were no public restrooms around, he had stopped along the side of the road while dad waited in the truck. Hank finished up and sat down in the truck and started driving when he felt something in his pants. He reached down to touch it to see what it was. Before he could say or do anything, he was stung. He was stung and stung and stung. A hornet had flown into his fly while he was urinating and was now repeatedly stinging his private parts.
The whole time the hornet is stinging, Hank is hollering, trying to keep control of the truck, trying to open his fly to let the hornet out and moaning in pain. He finally freed the hornet and then gave control of the truck to dad. Dad had to take him to the doctor’s office to be treated.
Hank’s embarrassment had only just begun. Once at the doctor’s office the receptionist, a woman, asked him why he needed to see the doctor. Hank told her it was personal but she would not take that as an answer. He was also in tremendous pain and dad was with him trying really hard not to laugh. After all, this can happen to anyone. He finally whispered to the receptionist that he had been stung on his privates and really needed to see the doctor.
After he cleared the receptionist, Hank thought he was home free. They ushered Hank into one of the examining rooms and as soon as he gets comfortable (no easy feat at this point) a pretty young nurse comes in and asks to see the sting. Hank explains that he would rather not but the nurse insists so she can advise the doctor and they can help him faster.
Faster sounded good to him, so he opened his pants and there his privates are—swollen to epic proportions. The nurse looked, blushed and then bolted out of the room. Hank did get treatment but he needed ice packs for the swelling and it took several days for all of his parts to return to a normal size.
Story 2: Dad and Hank were pretty fearless guys. They were both of a good size, not afraid of a fight if someone brought them one and they braved all kinds of adverse conditions to do their jobs because that’s what they were paid to do.
The deliveries had