True Tall Tales of Old Vermont
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Harold A. Wilkinson
Harold A. Wilkinson fell in love with beautiful Vermont, especially three special seasons: winter sports, fall foliage, and summer on the lake. But he discovered an added bonus when he met a rugged, elderly Vermonter named Fred. Years after Fred passed from this Earth, Harold is sharing his tales.
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True Tall Tales of Old Vermont - Harold A. Wilkinson
First edition, 2005
Second (expanded) edition, 2009
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Contents
Introduction
Brotherly love has its limits
Looks can be deceiving
Selling firewood: the customer always knows best
The road roller, or how not to deal with winter snow
The shiny new modern
fire truck
How to keep from freezing while plowing snow
But for a nail a road was lost
Old Doc works a miracle
Postlude
Introduction
Fred Bernard was a true Vermonter. I do not know when his family first came to live in southern Vermont in the Whitingham-Wilmington area, but it may have been not too long after the first permanent European settlers arrived. These settlers came to this pleasant valley after the end of the French and Indian wars made it safe enough for Europeans to live in the Green Mountains, a generation or so before the Revolutionary War. In any event, Fred had lived all his life here, and when I first met him he had been living here-- and collecting the stories he loved to tell-- for some eight decades
We built our second home in lovely southern Vermont as a refuge from the hectic and high tech
urban environment, as a place to rediscover the beauty and peacefulness of nature and as a focal point for enjoyment and togetherness for our growing family. Discovering Fred Bernard and his stories of old Vermont was an unexpected and happy bonus. Meeting Fred and listening to his